"We know more than you" just doesn't cut it

May 29, 2008 6:15 AM

Please help with slogan ideas for my technical support team.

I work for a small satellite internet company, in the Tech Support department. I'd like to increase our sense of being a team by making some t-shirts just for us, but I am blanking on a slogan, and would appreciate some outside input.

A good slogan for us would express the following, in decreasing order of importance: 1) We love helping our customers 2) We know what we're doing 3) Our team is awesome. Including some reference to satellite internet (or teh intarwebs in general) would be nice.

posted by waraw to work & money (16 comments total)

You mean literally satellites? In orbit?
posted by nthdegx at 6:33 AM on May 29, 2008

"We Can Do It"
posted by Brandon Blatcher at 6:36 AM on May 29, 2008

Yes we can.
posted by Wayman Tisdale at 6:43 AM on May 29, 2008

Satellite Support do IT better
posted by parmanparman at 6:43 AM on May 29, 2008

Tech Support can do IT remotely or on the ground
posted by parmanparman at 6:44 AM on May 29, 2008

Support that's out of this world

Support Support Sputnik

We do orbit to help.

Low Earth Orbit, High Earth Support
posted by MarvinJ at 6:50 AM on May 29, 2008 [2 favorites]

Our Internet Service comes from Space.

We don't.
posted by three blind mice at 6:55 AM on May 29, 2008 [2 favorites]

Shazam MarvinJ.

Orbit to help.... goddamn.
posted by three blind mice at 6:57 AM on May 29, 2008

The symbol for the element iodine. (cure all)
Electricity, the symbol for current. (new)
The symbol for the Roman numeral 1 (eh? eh?)


I²




posted by Mblue at 7:08 AM on May 29, 2008

We're only a little like the Death Star.
posted by stavrogin at 7:56 AM on May 29, 2008 [2 favorites]

With a little help from above?
posted by Wild_Eep at 8:09 AM on May 29, 2008 [1 favorite]

Overlords of the Outernet.

(OhOhs, for short)
posted by jamjam at 8:38 AM on May 29, 2008

nthdegx, yes, satellites in orbit. We're a reseller for several different companies who actually own/maintain the birds, such as Hughes and Intelsat. Our company specializes in mobile units such as RV'ers and Mobile Command Units.
posted by waraw at 9:05 AM on May 29, 2008

THE HAND OF GOD

Help from Above

Orbiting Cavalry

Team Sputnik
posted by Cool Papa Bell at 9:28 AM on May 29, 2008

Our product may be out of this world but our service is the best on the planet.

We [heart] space hardware.

When Huston has a problem, we sort it.

"Problems cannot be solved at the same level of awareness that created them."
Albert Einstein
posted by baggymp at 1:55 PM on May 29, 2008 [1 favorite]

IT in the sky.
posted by recoveringsophist at 10:00 PM on May 29, 2008