Clean up your dishes or get tazed...bro
May 7, 2008 9:58 AM Subscribe
There is an all company meeting in 6 hrs. - help me come up with an idea (the more sarcastic the better) to put in the "Idea Box" about how to keep the kitchen clean that will be read in front of everyone.
posted by Smarson to Work & Money (36 answers total) 4 users marked this as a favorite
HR sent out an email yesterday letting everyone know that during the all company meeting scheduled for today (4pm PST), they will be reading suggestions from the "Idea Box" about how to keep the company kitchen clean. Same problem as every communal kitchen...dirty dishes, leftovers left too long in the fridge, etc. Honestly I think it is silly since no matter what you do, their will always be people who leave their crap in the kitchen. However, the chance at submitting a totally ridiculous, witty, and/or funny suggestion is just too good to pass up. Ideas I've already come up with:
-Give the receptionist a cattle prod [she usually has to clean up after everyone]
-Robots, lots and lots of Robots
What you need to know: This will be read in front of about 200 people including senior management. Company is tech oriented and young (avg. age about 28) and located in the PacNW. My name should go on the idea I submit, but I'm not above using a nom de plume.
Waddaya got for me?