Please, won't you name a wizard bong?
April 26, 2008 3:51 AM Subscribe
A friend of mine's just bought a wizard-shaped bong, and it needs a name. Ideally the name would include some grandoise title, like "Archmage". Suggestions? Bonus points for Dungeons and Dragons references.
"The Vorpal Bong"
posted by josher71 at 4:25 AM on April 26, 2008 [1 favorite]
posted by josher71 at 4:25 AM on April 26, 2008 [1 favorite]
Mustrum Ridcully.
If you're going for a discworld reference, the Bursar is more appropriate, methinks.
posted by kisch mokusch at 4:27 AM on April 26, 2008
If you're going for a discworld reference, the Bursar is more appropriate, methinks.
posted by kisch mokusch at 4:27 AM on April 26, 2008
Response by poster: We're kind of anti-Discworld, unfortunately. More Robert Howard, less Terry Pratchett.
posted by nicolas léonard sadi carnot at 4:34 AM on April 26, 2008
posted by nicolas léonard sadi carnot at 4:34 AM on April 26, 2008
+5 Bong of Highness
posted by fearfulsymmetry at 4:35 AM on April 26, 2008 [6 favorites]
posted by fearfulsymmetry at 4:35 AM on April 26, 2008 [6 favorites]
Response by poster: One of the problems we've encountered is that "bong" isn't a very eldritch and mystic word - a more magical equivalent would be a useful first step.
posted by nicolas léonard sadi carnot at 4:36 AM on April 26, 2008
posted by nicolas léonard sadi carnot at 4:36 AM on April 26, 2008
Mordenkainen's Disjunctive Head?
posted by rokusan at 4:38 AM on April 26, 2008 [1 favorite]
posted by rokusan at 4:38 AM on April 26, 2008 [1 favorite]
Best answer: i know you just mentioned moving away from the term but what about Thulsa Bong?
if not, then how about Master Hookah?
posted by jammy at 4:44 AM on April 26, 2008
if not, then how about Master Hookah?
posted by jammy at 4:44 AM on April 26, 2008
Response by poster: Thulsa Bong is incredible.
posted by nicolas léonard sadi carnot at 5:10 AM on April 26, 2008
posted by nicolas léonard sadi carnot at 5:10 AM on April 26, 2008
Van Occupanther
posted by mds35 at 5:16 AM on April 26, 2008 [1 favorite]
posted by mds35 at 5:16 AM on April 26, 2008 [1 favorite]
Scourge of the High Elves
posted by darkripper at 5:39 AM on April 26, 2008
posted by darkripper at 5:39 AM on April 26, 2008
I would just call it "The Wiz," but you might have had to live in NYC in the 80s to get it
posted by fourcheesemac at 6:04 AM on April 26, 2008
posted by fourcheesemac at 6:04 AM on April 26, 2008
Michael Gambong
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 6:04 AM on April 26, 2008 [1 favorite]
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 6:04 AM on April 26, 2008 [1 favorite]
Socketed Nightsmoke of Tearhaunch
posted by excitementMD at 6:05 AM on April 26, 2008
posted by excitementMD at 6:05 AM on April 26, 2008
Van Occupanther
Yes, this.
Otherwise I'd call it Merlin. Or maybe the drake falchion or the mithril broadsword.
posted by ludwig_van at 6:07 AM on April 26, 2008
Yes, this.
Otherwise I'd call it Merlin. Or maybe the drake falchion or the mithril broadsword.
posted by ludwig_van at 6:07 AM on April 26, 2008
It should be named Dave.
"I can't wait to get home and talk to Dave."
posted by Meatbomb at 8:35 AM on April 26, 2008
"I can't wait to get home and talk to Dave."
posted by Meatbomb at 8:35 AM on April 26, 2008
"We really shouldn't make a final decision until we've consulted with Dave."
posted by Meatbomb at 8:36 AM on April 26, 2008
posted by Meatbomb at 8:36 AM on April 26, 2008
Not D&D related, but I think it would be neat-o to have a wizard bong named Archimedes...
posted by cinemafiend at 8:54 AM on April 26, 2008
posted by cinemafiend at 8:54 AM on April 26, 2008
Well I think this is obvious:
The Mind Flayer
only other thing I could come up with was Conan (the Bongarian)
posted by JaredSeth at 9:09 AM on April 26, 2008 [1 favorite]
The Mind Flayer
only other thing I could come up with was Conan (the Bongarian)
posted by JaredSeth at 9:09 AM on April 26, 2008 [1 favorite]
Better yet. Gandalf's Hat.
"I'm gonna go home and put on Gandalf's Hat" would be a great euphemism.
posted by JaredSeth at 9:31 AM on April 26, 2008
"I'm gonna go home and put on Gandalf's Hat" would be a great euphemism.
posted by JaredSeth at 9:31 AM on April 26, 2008
I would not call it "The Wiz." Someone might mistake that for a bongwater instruction.
I find myself partial to Raistbong, for no good reason.
posted by ikkyu2 at 10:25 AM on April 26, 2008
I find myself partial to Raistbong, for no good reason.
posted by ikkyu2 at 10:25 AM on April 26, 2008
Sam.
You know, the guy from Quantum Leap?
He was totally an archmage. Or something.
posted by blacklite at 11:25 AM on April 26, 2008
You know, the guy from Quantum Leap?
He was totally an archmage. Or something.
posted by blacklite at 11:25 AM on April 26, 2008
Dumbledoob.
posted by The Bellman at 12:18 PM on April 26, 2008 [1 favorite]
posted by The Bellman at 12:18 PM on April 26, 2008 [1 favorite]
J. R. R. Toking
Bringer of the Uruk-High
posted by painquale at 2:50 PM on April 26, 2008 [1 favorite]
Bringer of the Uruk-High
posted by painquale at 2:50 PM on April 26, 2008 [1 favorite]
Khelben's Mellowbringer
posted by C. lupis baileyi at 11:08 PM on April 27, 2008
posted by C. lupis baileyi at 11:08 PM on April 27, 2008
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Name it Gandalf.
posted by Faint of Butt at 3:58 AM on April 26, 2008