Comments on: Yo Mama is an infamous object of ridicule and inspires paeans to her inimitable fail.

Question: Yo Mama is an infamous object of ridicule and inspires paeans to her inimitable fail.

Ambrosia Voyeur — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:50:47 -0800

"Your mother is a whore" mixtape suggestions?

Just listening again to A Cautionary Song, by the Decemberists, and pondering how fun it would be to give a mix where every song is just about how much "Yo Momma" is a filthy slattern, to' up ho, etc.

By: box

box — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:55:39 -0800

This previous question might be helpful.

By: Thorzdad

Thorzdad — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:57:09 -0800

Stacey's Mom?(YT link)
Not exactly "filthy slattern", but certainly a prelude piece.

By: Metroid Baby

Metroid Baby — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:59:06 -0800

It's not something I exactly enjoy listening to, but Eminem's Mom nails the theme.

By: Metroid Baby

Metroid Baby — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 15:03:49 -0800

Oh! This one's more fun: Juvenile's "Mama Got Ass" (youtube, lyrics).

By: the littlest brussels sprout

the littlest brussels sprout — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 15:06:57 -0800

My Baby Daddy by B Rock & The Bizz?

By: YoungAmerican

YoungAmerican — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 15:07:19 -0800

Yo Mama by the Pharcyde

By: box

box — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 15:08:14 -0800

K-Solo - Your Mom's In My Business
John Lennon/Plastic Ono Band - Mother
Loggins & Messina - Your Mama Don't Dance
Spin Doctors - Yo Mama's a Pajama

Also, doing a song search at allmusic for words like 'mama' and 'mother' would probably be rewarding.

By: salvia

salvia — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 15:08:42 -0800

This would get some answers at tinymixtapes.com (tinymixtape singular?).

By: slimepuppy

slimepuppy — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 15:15:34 -0800

Tangentenially related:

Queen - Fat Bottom Girls
Tool - Hooker With a Penis

Just based on what I know about yo momma.

By: salvia

salvia — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 15:16:47 -0800

You know that song from South Park The Movie, right? (However, it is about Kyle's mom in particular.)

By: Metroid Baby

Metroid Baby — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 15:19:35 -0800

Also, "Kyle's Mom Is a Bitch" from South Park (by Cartman, also a Kid Rock and Joe C version).

(on preview, what salvia's talking about.)

By: tiny crocodile

tiny crocodile — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 15:19:36 -0800

Just to mix it up a little, there's a Pixies parody by Chris Morris which starts off My mother is a whore, let me tell you more...

By: indyz

indyz — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 15:27:56 -0800

Mojo Nixon, Tie My Pecker To My Leg. It's not just a mother, it's a whole family.

By: Mach5

Mach5 — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 15:29:10 -0800

I have the winner right here: Goldie Lookin Chain - Your Mothers Got A Penis. Please ignore the terrible youtube, GLC has nothing to do with it. The album version is better too. Safe as fuck.

By: Su

Su — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 15:33:44 -0800

Frankenstein Drag Queens from Planet 13 - Your Mother Sucks Cocks in Hell

By: lore

lore — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 15:51:13 -0800

"Thinkin' Bout Your Mother" by The Freewheelers seems to obliquely touch on the issue of your mother and how she might comport herself.

Tori Amos's "Playboy Mommy" is, uh, well it's tough to tell what Tori's songs are about sometimes. It seems partially autobiographical, so I feel a bit bad putting it on the list, but the title kind of suggests its inclusion.

"That Was Your Mother" by Paul Simon seems too sweet to fit on the list, but it is about hooking up with your mother in a bar.

"Take Your Mama" by the Scissor Sisters may or may not be about a literal mother, but it does involve her getting jacked up on cheap champagne.

Paul and Storm have a very funny song called "Mother's Day Song" that might work for your purposes.

Finally, "Fancy" by Bobbie Gentry is about a mother who teaches her child to be a whore of some variety. That's kind of a reverse, but it involves mothers and sex, so there you go.

By: cashman

cashman — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 16:05:05 -0800

Yo Momma's on Crack Rock

By: ostranenie

ostranenie — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 16:06:59 -0800

This might round it out. Get the studio version though.

By: contraption

contraption — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 16:12:58 -0800

Of course you know this one, AV, but just as a reminder and for posterity, no mix about your mother would be complete without The Dogs' "Yo Mama's on Crack Rock," which details her experiences as a crack whore in the 1980's.

By: contraption

contraption — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 16:21:54 -0800

damn you cashman

By: kelseyq

kelseyq — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 16:49:44 -0800

lyrics born's "i'm just raw" has a great extended riff on the "i fucked your mom" trope which includes the lines "always wants to meet on her coffee breaks/she bought me seats to bonnie raitt" and "shut your trap and get back in the backseat of the camry"

By: GooseOnTheLoose

GooseOnTheLoose — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 17:00:32 -0800

Guttermouth - Mom

Though it's not about "yo momma" so much as it is about "his momma."

By: kitty teeth

kitty teeth — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 17:04:59 -0800

It is not about yo mama, and we're talking about drug use rather than sluttiness, but I would be remiss is I did not mention "My Mother Smokes Crack Rocks" by Wesley Willis.

By: iconomy

iconomy — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 17:10:49 -0800

Squeezebox - The Who

By: Ambrosia Voyeur

Ambrosia Voyeur — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 17:16:45 -0800

I should clarify that I'm not only interested in the minstrelsy of Yo Mama's sex-sodden travails, but any songs about her fat, stupid, broke ass, too.

By: ten pounds of inedita

ten pounds of inedita — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 17:24:17 -0800

As an interstitial, use the bit from SNL's Celebrity Jeopardy where Sean Connery asks Alex Trebek: "What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck and I can't remember how it ends, but your mother's a whore." It's the one with fake Robin Williams and fake Lucy Liu. You can definitely find the MP3s.

By: lisa g

lisa g — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 17:28:17 -0800

Dolly Parton's "Traveling Man" is about her mama running off with Dolly's boyfriend ...

By: Acari

Acari — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 17:44:21 -0800

http://www.butterfingers.info/
the first song that plays [warning! song plays right away!]
is called 'yo mama'
it tells about how yo mama's on the top of [my] things to do list.

I see you in your office
Sending and receiving checks
But I know the quest for money
Comes from a quest for sex
So I cut to the chase
And forgot about my job
And decided to stay home wit yo mama on my knob

By: PandaMcBoof

PandaMcBoof — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 18:15:01 -0800

Technically, I guess he's talking about the father, so maybe a bit of a stretch, but you could consider "Nimrod's Son" by the Pixies:

...You are the son of a motherfucker
...You are the son of incestuous union

By: flod

flod — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 22:47:56 -0800

Ooh, definitely NOFX's "Talking 'Bout Yo' Momma", from the second disc of their 45 or 46 Songs That Weren't Good Enough to Go on Our Other Records album. It's basically 32 seconds of wonderful:

she's a whore bitch, gutter slut/ likes to shove me up her butt/ drives a pickle, wearing combat boots/ while farting, she'll pick me up and give me a ride and drop me in front of the show/ oh no, talking 'bout yo mom!

By: chitchcock

chitchcock — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 07:48:29 -0800

It is a bit graphic, but Bootleg (member of the Dayton Family) has a song called Mama that would work if you don't mind throwing some gangsta rap on the mixtape. I'd recommend reading the lyrics before you try to download the track.

By: Scoo

Scoo — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:20:49 -0800

You could rip Natalie Portman's favorite curse word and have that be track one.

By: sciurus

sciurus — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 11:26:57 -0800

There's a song by The Frogs called "Grandma Sitting in a Corner With a Penis in Her Hand Going No no no no no"