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	<pubDate>Thu, 13 Mar 2008 13:12:18 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>Question: Failure to launch</title>
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		<description>Help, my dough didn&apos;t rise! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; I&apos;m using the good ol&apos; Joy of Cooking White bread recipe, and I&apos;m reasonably certain I followed the directions to the letter, but my dough didn&apos;t get all smooth and bubbly when I kneaded it, and then it didn&apos;t rise at all, not even a little! Where did I go wrong, O clever MeFites, and can I salvage this?</description>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Mar 2008 13:10:19 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>knystress</dc:creator>
		
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		<title>By: Class Goat</title>
		<link>http://ask.metafilter.com/86065/Failure-to-launch#1271210</link>	
		<description>Probably not. Probably better to start over.&lt;br&gt;
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It needs to sit in a warm place in order to rise. Where did you put yours?&lt;br&gt;
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Also, go buy new yeast. The yeast you have may not be any good.</description>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Mar 2008 13:12:18 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Class Goat</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: DrGirlfriend</title>
		<link>http://ask.metafilter.com/86065/Failure-to-launch#1271216</link>	
		<description>Is your yeast past its expiration date?&lt;br&gt;
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Did you perhaps use water that was too hot (above 110 degrees F)? Too-hot water will inhibit the yeast from acting properly.&lt;br&gt;
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Is the room on the colder side? You usually rise at low temps if you want the rising to take a long time (it boosts flavor).</description>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Mar 2008 13:16:32 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DrGirlfriend</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: ssg</title>
		<link>http://ask.metafilter.com/86065/Failure-to-launch#1271219</link>	
		<description>I believe there are instructions in the &lt;i&gt;Joy&lt;/i&gt; telling one how to test yeast. Follow those first and then you can worry about other factors if the yeast still works.</description>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Mar 2008 13:17:13 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Wolfdog</title>
		<link>http://ask.metafilter.com/86065/Failure-to-launch#1271221</link>	
		<description>The yeast needs to be in a particular temperature range to do its thing; you can kill them by getting them too hot, and they just won&apos;t be active if they&apos;re cold.  That&apos;s the most likely culprit.</description>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Mar 2008 13:17:25 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wolfdog</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: hal_c_on</title>
		<link>http://ask.metafilter.com/86065/Failure-to-launch#1271223</link>	
		<description>Did you use salt? Too much salt can kill the yeast.</description>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Mar 2008 13:18:26 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: OmieWise</title>
		<link>http://ask.metafilter.com/86065/Failure-to-launch#1271225</link>	
		<description>As others have said, this is most likely a problem of yeast viability.  Either the yeast were dead or you killed them with too hot water.  If it&apos;s very cold in the room, they might be sluggish, but you would likely see some rise.&lt;br&gt;
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If you are unsure of your yeast you can proof it, which means to dissolve a little bit (1/4 tsp) of sugar in the water you use to dissolve the yeast, and wait until you see a creamy shallow foam on the top (just a few minutes) before adding it to your bread.</description>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Mar 2008 13:19:33 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: knystress</title>
		<link>http://ask.metafilter.com/86065/Failure-to-launch#1271227</link>	
		<description>I put it near a baseboard heater, which is also near the window... Maybe the window sucked more heat than the heater put in?&lt;br&gt;
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Phooey, my foray into the world of breadmaking is not going according to plan. Thanks though!</description>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Mar 2008 13:19:50 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>knystress</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: wryly</title>
		<link>http://ask.metafilter.com/86065/Failure-to-launch#1271230</link>	
		<description>You can&apos;t salvage this batch. Yeast often goes bad, judging by my own experience. I agree with Class Goat: buy new yeast and try again.&lt;br&gt;
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Before you put your ingredients together, mix the yeast with 1/2 teaspoon of sugar and 1/4 c warm water, about 105-110 degrees F. If the yeast is good, in a few minutes you&apos;ll see it starting to foam. This is called proofing the yeast. If there&apos;s no foam, you need new yeast.</description>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Mar 2008 13:21:13 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: hattifattener</title>
		<link>http://ask.metafilter.com/86065/Failure-to-launch#1271233</link>	
		<description>If it rose even a little, give it a quick fold-and-reshape and put it somewhere warm to rise some more. I have that problem with old yeast sometimes; it still makes perfectly good bread, it&apos;s just slow to get going. &lt;br&gt;
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If it doesn&apos;t look like it rose at all then something more fundamental&apos;s probably wrong. Dead yeast, or you killed it somehow. IIRC the &lt;i&gt;Joy&lt;/i&gt; recipe starts with blanching the milk; maybe you killed the yeast by combining it with too-warm liquid?</description>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Mar 2008 13:22:03 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: knystress</title>
		<link>http://ask.metafilter.com/86065/Failure-to-launch#1271234</link>	
		<description>Also, it&apos;s Fleischmann&apos;s yeast that I bought today. Should be good until 2009.</description>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Mar 2008 13:22:10 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: hattifattener</title>
		<link>http://ask.metafilter.com/86065/Failure-to-launch#1271240</link>	
		<description>Er, scalding the milk that is. Silly cooking terminology. Anyway, on lack-of-preview, what everyone else said.</description>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Mar 2008 13:25:30 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: ourobouros</title>
		<link>http://ask.metafilter.com/86065/Failure-to-launch#1271241</link>	
		<description>You should probably buy new yeast -- it sounds like yours is no good.&lt;br&gt;
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If you want to really reassure yourself that it&apos;s not going to rise, you might try putting some plastic wrap over the bowl and putting it in the fridge for 12-14 hours.  See if it&apos;s risen at all by tomorrow.  However, if it&apos;s already been sitting out in a warm place for hours, this probably won&apos;t do anything at all.&lt;br&gt;
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If you want to make the best of this batch, you could cook the dough as though it were an unleavened flatbread.  See, for instance, this &lt;a href=&quot;http://allrecipes.com/Recipe/Lavosh/Detail.aspx&quot;&gt;Lavash recipe&lt;/a&gt;.  Just roll it out thin and flat, top it with an egg wash, coarse salt, and any seedy/spicy things you like, and bake until crispy in a 400 degree oven.  It may not be the perfect cracker, but I think it&apos;ll still be tasty.  For best results, eat it with some hummus.</description>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Mar 2008 13:25:45 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: padraigin</title>
		<link>http://ask.metafilter.com/86065/Failure-to-launch#1271263</link>	
		<description>&lt;strong&gt;ourobouros&lt;/strong&gt;, what a great idea. I screw up bread dough often enough that this will save me...well, pennies, since I buy my breadmaking ingredients in bulk, but it&apos;s the principle of the thing.</description>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Mar 2008 13:38:16 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: quarterframer</title>
		<link>http://ask.metafilter.com/86065/Failure-to-launch#1271275</link>	
		<description>A quick test if you still have the dough: pull off just a little pinch (the size of a big marble), roll it into a ball and drop it into a bowl of warm (but not hot) water.  &lt;br&gt;
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If the ball hasn&apos;t risen to the top in five minutes or so, you have a yeast problem: dead, not enough, or you forgot to add it.  &lt;br&gt;
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If it does rise to the top, your yeast was fine and your problem was either that everything was too cold and/or you weren&apos;t patient enough.</description>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Mar 2008 13:46:10 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: knystress</title>
		<link>http://ask.metafilter.com/86065/Failure-to-launch#1271277</link>	
		<description>Okay, you all win. I totally killed my yeast with too-hot milk.&lt;br&gt;
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I&apos;m trying again and my yeasy is all poofy, so I guess I know for sure that I killed it. I&apos;m a mur-diddly-urdler!</description>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Mar 2008 13:48:40 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>knystress</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: knystress</title>
		<link>http://ask.metafilter.com/86065/Failure-to-launch#1271278</link>	
		<description>(and by yeasy, of course, I mean yeast.)</description>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Mar 2008 13:49:21 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Doohickie</title>
		<link>http://ask.metafilter.com/86065/Failure-to-launch#1271284</link>	
		<description>The recipe I use calls for 3/4 c of water to dissolve the yeast.  I find the quickest way to get a good temperature without measuring with a thermometer is to run my sink until it is as hot as it gets.  Measure 2 1/4 c measures of the hot water and put it into the bowl, then turn the tap to all cold, and add 1/4 c of cold water.  The result = luke warm.</description>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Mar 2008 13:54:01 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: GlowWyrm</title>
		<link>http://ask.metafilter.com/86065/Failure-to-launch#1271309</link>	
		<description>I always measure the temp of the water/milk with an instant read thermometer.  (I admit to being a little obsessive when it comes to exact measurements and temps--maybe the scientist in me?)   I also warm up my bowls in the oven a bit to take the chill out of them.  The Joy of Cooking is my all time favorite cookbook.  I hope your bread comes out the second time.  Let us know. :)</description>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:18:58 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: TheDukeofLancaster</title>
		<link>http://ask.metafilter.com/86065/Failure-to-launch#1271347</link>	
		<description>Here&apos;s my favorite tip for making bread/pizza dough.&lt;br&gt;
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Mix the sugar, water, and yeast all at once.  Give it 5 min or so and make sure it gets frothy/creamy.  If it doesn&apos;t get creamy you&apos;re either too hot or too cold (usually if I&apos;ve had problems it&apos;s because my mixture is too cold).  I put the bowl in the sink, close the drain and run hot water &lt;b&gt;around&lt;/b&gt; the mixture. &lt;small&gt;In the sink, not in the bowl, it heats the bowl and contents.&lt;/small&gt; It has worked so far on every loaf of bread/pizza dough I&apos;ve made.&lt;br&gt;
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The one I had too hot I doubled the mixture using colder water for the second half, that worked as well.</description>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:58:17 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Class Goat</title>
		<link>http://ask.metafilter.com/86065/Failure-to-launch#1271352</link>	
		<description>As to where you leave it to let it rise, I don&apos;t think you need to put it next to your baseboard heater. That might be too hot, or it could be too cold, and it&apos;s certain to be too difficult to control. Just sitting on the counter in the kitchen should be fine, unless you&apos;ve got your room temperature set down to shivering-while-wearing-a-sweater level.</description>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:03:01 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Class Goat</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: mumkin</title>
		<link>http://ask.metafilter.com/86065/Failure-to-launch#1271358</link>	
		<description>&lt;em&gt;I find the quickest way to get a good temperature without measuring with a thermometer is to run my sink until it is as hot as it gets.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br&gt;
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You use hot tap water, &lt;b&gt;Doohickie&lt;/b&gt;? &lt;a href=&quot;http://everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=1413847&quot;&gt;That&apos;s not very healthy&lt;/a&gt;. I microwave mine and use an instaread thermometer to spot when it drops down to the 110&#176;F mark.&lt;br&gt;
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I find a good place for dough to rise is in my oven, turned off but with the light on. The light acts as a mild heat lamp, and being closed in the oven keeps the drafts (of which I have many) at bay.</description>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:07:57 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: KathyK</title>
		<link>http://ask.metafilter.com/86065/Failure-to-launch#1272125</link>	
		<description>I&apos;m with Class Goat on the rising part - it may have been too drafty.  If you don&apos;t have a warm, draft-less area to let your dough rise, you can always put it in the oven.  Put your loaves of dough on the upper shelf and a pan of hot water on the lower shelf.  Don&apos;t turn on the heat and close the door.  You don&apos;t even have to put a floured cloth over the loaves either, just leave them bare.  Wait for an hour (or until your dough rises), take out your loaves and the pan of now-cool water and turn your oven on.  Once the oven pre-heats, stick your loaves back in and you&apos;re ready to bake.</description>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Mar 2008 06:19:41 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: knystress</title>
		<link>http://ask.metafilter.com/86065/Failure-to-launch#1272487</link>	
		<description>So anyway, turns out my bread skills are just plain fail. Attempt number two yielded the same results, so I&apos;m just going to stick to cookies.</description>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Mar 2008 12:13:53 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: ourobouros</title>
		<link>http://ask.metafilter.com/86065/Failure-to-launch#1272613</link>	
		<description>knystress, before you give up, you might want to try &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.nytimes.com/2006/11/08/dining/081mrex.html?_r=1&amp;oref=slogin&amp;pagewanted=print&quot;&gt;No-Knead&lt;/a&gt; bread.  It&apos;s super-easy, very forgiving, and it&apos;s made with cool water, so there&apos;s no way of killing the yeast with the hot milk.  Good luck!</description>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Mar 2008 13:38:04 -0800</pubDate>
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