Comments on: Wine Whine

Question: Wine Whine

necessitas — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 15:37:35 -0800

I love red wine. However, after a few sips. it coats the bottom portion of my front teeth with a thick, dark, blackish film... not too attractive. How can I prevent this from happening.

I've been noticing that the bottoms of my teeth are clearer than the top, so perhaps I am losing enamel or something. I'm guessing there isn't a short-term solution for that. However, I do hope that there is some solution to allow me to drink red wine in public without looking like a toothless woman.

Any ideas?

By: Brian B.

Brian B. — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 15:48:02 -0800

Try using a small juice straw.

By: b33j

b33j — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 15:48:08 -0800

a straw?

By: ill3

ill3 — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 15:51:21 -0800

Take a sip of water immediately after each sip of wine.

By: fire&wings

fire&wings — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 15:57:41 -0800

Straw

By: hihowareyou

hihowareyou — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 15:57:47 -0800

Maybe chew gum? Although that would screw up the taste unless you could find unflavored gum. Almost anything you do is likely to ruin the experience of drinking wine one way or another.

By: sunshinesky

sunshinesky — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 15:59:08 -0800

I know this isn't a productive comment, but I suspect the straw would greatly diminish the proper flavour of the wine.

By: hihowareyou

hihowareyou — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 16:01:02 -0800

For those suggesting a straw, I would think that would:
1) Ruin the ability to properly sniff and taste a fine red wine
2) Only work if you swallowed immediately without letting the wine touch your teeth (or your taste buds)
3) Look just as—if not more—ridiculous than stains on the teeth.

By: nasreddin

nasreddin — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 16:02:38 -0800

Carry a toothbrush or drink water, or, in the absence of the above, try to keep your mouth closed.

I realize we're all geeky eccentrics here, but wine through a straw? Seriously? Are you thirteen? Don't do this. It makes you look like an idiot, and it ruins the process of tasting wine--it's not Mountain Dew, you have to let it wash slowly over your palate.

By: cathoo

cathoo — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 16:02:42 -0800

Try changing your toothpaste and toothbrush. Maybe the wine is sticking to some other "film" on your teeth.

By: sweetkid

sweetkid — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 16:08:13 -0800

I've seen models use the straw trick at fashion parties. It does diminish the taste, but if your smile counts it might be a tradeoff that's worth it.

By: Dizzy

Dizzy — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 16:12:11 -0800

I am not a dentist, but maybe that wine is clinging to pre-existing plaque or other gunk?
Maybe a teeth-cleaning session with an oral hygenist is warranted?
Drink cocktails before even considering a straw, please.

By: kuujjuarapik

kuujjuarapik — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 16:34:09 -0800

This happens to my wife, but not to me. She uses some kinds of tooth whiteners and bleaches and I do not. Could you be using some tooth product that would cause this?

By: brighton

brighton — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 16:46:35 -0800

I have no answer to your question - sorry. Don't use a straw though, please. I'm tempted to say that if you were European you wouldn't even ask the question. If you were European, a slight discolouration of your teeth when drinking red wine would go completely unoticed and un-commented-on. Enjoy your night out instead of worrying about such trivial things which can be corrected with a good brush of the teeth before you go to bed and when you get up.

By: NYCnosh

NYCnosh — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 16:46:45 -0800

Don't brush your teeth with toothpaste right before you drink wine, especially if you want to be able to actually taste the wine. If you really want to brush, do it without toothpaste. A good friend of ours also used to swear by the old Vaseline-on-teeth beauty pageant trick, but I suspect that might affect the taste of the wine as well.

Really though, this is a pretty common problem and isn't that big a deal.

By: incessant

incessant — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 16:50:54 -0800

If your smile (and your makeup, which is the real reason models sip drinks through straws) is your chief source of income, then yes, a straw makes sense. But otherwise, that's like suggesting you drink the wine with your nose plugged, and it'll be about as pleasureable.

Same goes with the brushing teeth thing, and (to a lesser extent) the swishing water thing.

And it's not just Europeans who won't notice your discoloration -- it's Americans, too. Really. It's no big deal.

By: Kloryne

Kloryne — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 16:51:33 -0800

I deal with this constantly in my profession and we all complain about it. We've also learned there's nothing we can do to fight it.

Carry a toothbrush and brush as soon as you're done drinking if you're going somewhere afterwards (I wind up tasting in the afternoons). Otherwise, just make sure the wine you drink is worth is stains.

By: brautigan

brautigan — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 16:54:52 -0800

If you love red wine then for heaven's forgo the straw! Just let your teeth look black. It happens. In fact it happens to the mighty Oz Clarke, if you ever see him wine tasting his teeth go black pretty quickly. It's the tannins that do it.

Solutions? As suggested a couple of glasses of water for every glass of red will help greatly or even better a glass of white wine (you can rinse and spit if you don't want to mix 'em up).

Don't brush your teeth straight away either, not good for the enamel, rather get some sugar free gum and have a wee chew.

My Dad gets his Dracula teeth and lips bad when on the red wine and used to try and scare me with it as a kid. Just made me want to drink wine though...

By: brautigan

brautigan — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 17:01:29 -0800

Oh, or eat some cheese. It's really just red wine colored saliva you're up against so anything that removes it and replaces with "fresh" will help.

By: pseudostrabismus

pseudostrabismus — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 18:37:05 -0800

Chase it with white wine, and swish it a bit.

By: meeshell

meeshell — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 18:38:14 -0800

maybe carry those lil finger toothbrush thingys to brush with right after drinking?

By: Rich Smorgasbord

Rich Smorgasbord — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 23:13:38 -0800

Hey Necessitas, asking for theories on the internet is fine, but I think you should also find a way to look at your teeth close-up. Strong reading glasses work for me. You can try a magnifying glass. Some webcams work very well, focused for very short distance. I say all this because a close-up look at your teeth may instantly explain your situation, as it did mine. For the record, my own theory is the same as Dizzy's: pre-existing crud.

By: b33j

b33j — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 04:46:41 -0800

Actually, this happens to me, and this is one of the reasons I stopped drinking red wine in public. I only drink red wine at home, and every so often go off to the bathroom for a bit of swizzle and gargle. So learn to love white wine when out, and go the red in your own bed.

By: muscat

muscat — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 10:57:54 -0800

wow, sorry mefi but there are a lot of strange and really bad pieces of advice here.

First, this happens to a lot of people, and experienced wine drinkers know this.
A straw in a glass of wine will make you look WAY more ridiculous than red teeth.
Chase with white wine? that would just be wierd and totally mix up your palette.

Try a cheese and cracker combo every here and there, should help.

By: allkindsoftime

allkindsoftime — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 12:48:32 -0800

yeah, lots of really weird answers here, especially all the ones indicating "straw."

in addition to the cheese and cracker, consider the quick sips of water or heading to the bathroom for a gargle.

also, if you have no other options, just before the rim of the glass hits your lip, press your bottom lip hard against the front of your bottom teeth. no one will notice because the glass will be in front of your mouth, but you might want to practice a few times at home to get used to the feeling of drinking it with your bottom lip a little puckered. you can even use the pressure of the glass against your lip to help you hold it tight against the teeth (try it, seriously). this will cause most of the wine to pass your front teeth instead of sitting there and coating them. just be sure to swallow the wine before swishing it around in your mouth too much.

By: liam

liam — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:13:38 -0800

There is evidence that the tannins in red wine cause staining, so you may want to drink lighter wines made from, pinot noir, gamay (beaujolais) or cabernet franc, that are less tannic. Incidentally, tannins are not all bad as they help to restrain the hardening of arteries. So it may be worth staining your teeth with a glass of Madiran on occasion.