This is an undeniable truth- if you can't handle the basic task of tracking your expenses, your business is going to fail. Don't cry because you didn't get the easy answer you were expecting. It's not a snark, it's honesty. (1)
Who the fuck asked you?agregoli asked.
Yeah, well, the IRS isn't going to be any friendlier. She asked a question, I gave an honest answer, grounded in personal experience.The chance of someone getting picked on by the IRS is slim. However, if you do get audited, having a CPA is a good thing, as they will work with you on the audit. And from my personal experience, the IRS is typically friendly, though overworked. Things only get nasty if you get caught for fraud or non-payment.
And, FWIW, the question was not for a free alternative to Excel, but something easier. Want to go into business for yourself? Great. Do your homework. Learn Excel.And, FWIW, the way you delivered your answer made you sound like an insincere jerk. I'm in business for myself, have done my homework and can tell you quite honestly, I don't use Excel for finances. At best, your advice is disingenuous.
I think you mean "insensitive". mkultra's comments certainly seem sincere to me.They didn't seem sincere in the least bit to me. Telling someone to "suck it up" is not genuine. Saying things like "No, THIS is rude: Who the fuck asked you?" is not without pretense.
Even if true, this is EXTREMELY BAD ADVICE.Since when is it bad advice to tell someone to use a CPA for the purpose of protecting themselves in case of an audit? Even tax preparer at Sears, who does not specifically have to be a CPA, has to sign your tax returns stating the information they filled out is accurate. In case of an audit, the preparer has a legal responsibility to you.
If you ignore the IRS, one of two things will happenI was certainly not advising anyone to ignore the IRS. The IRS does not forget, they operate under different rules than most of us are familiar with and they will find you and penalize you.
(1) your business will be so sloppy that you will be unable to maintain it for more than a few months. (2) your illegal business will grow so quickly the IRS will notice you, and take it away from you. And probably throw you in jail too.I have no idea what you're talking about. Your inference that I advised people to ignore the IRS is bad enough. If you chose to ignore the IRS, that does not imply that your business is sloppy or that it is illegal. You will be in violation of the law if you do not pay your taxes properly, but that does not for a moment imply that your business is illegal.
I don't know how you can believe that a business that is in violation of the law is not illegal.Let's say I sell flowers. The flower business generates some revenue. At the end of the year, I fill out my taxes. For whatever reason, my taxes contain an error. The IRS notifies me of this error and asks for me to pay the correct amount of taxes plus a penalty. At this point, I have not committed a criminal or civil offense. My selling of flowers is still legal, but I owe the IRS.

Plus you have the benefit of having all your data in a standard format come tax time, which in and of itself is worth a lot.
posted by bcwinters at 8:31 AM on June 30, 2004