Snot a question...

June 29, 2004 7:58 PM

Where do you put your boogers?
posted by Stan Chin to society & culture (18 comments total)

you'll see!
posted by mcsweetie at 8:03 PM on June 29, 2004

1) in a kleenex

2) I roll them and let them fall where they may

Why do you want to know?
posted by beth at 8:04 PM on June 29, 2004

My husband works at CenturyTel, and there is a "Booger Bandit" who puts his keepers on the wall above one of the urinals. They have put up Zorro-themed signs all over demanding he cease and/or be captured, but the trophy wall just keeps growing. CenturyTel customer support actually had to have a meeting instructing everyone to quit putting their boogers on the wall.
posted by littlegreenlights at 8:13 PM on June 29, 2004

[Second beth's answer.]
posted by thebabelfish at 8:16 PM on June 29, 2004

On the soles of my shoes or in my handkerchief.
posted by malpractice at 8:21 PM on June 29, 2004

You don't have a booger wall still? I bet you stopped eating Spaghettios as well...
posted by machaus at 8:24 PM on June 29, 2004

littlegreenlights, they should have just hooked up a secret camera, found the culprit, then publically humiliated them and fired them. Imho.
posted by beth at 8:38 PM on June 29, 2004

Yes, but . . . by the urinal? ;>
posted by littlegreenlights at 8:53 PM on June 29, 2004

littlegreenlights - what started as one phantom has now grown to include just about every guy that uses the urinal. I wouldn't advise sampling for DNA though.

As for me, I flick 'em out the window.
posted by vito90 at 9:21 PM on June 29, 2004

posted by Keyser Soze at 9:21 PM on June 29, 2004

Alright, Keyser, betcha can't find me the old Spy magazine photo of Queen Elizabeth diggin for gold.
posted by coolgeek at 10:04 PM on June 29, 2004

When I wear white socks, fold the top down a few inches toward my foot.

Underneath that fold, my friend.
posted by themadjuggler at 10:20 PM on June 29, 2004

there's a reason why my dog used to lick the under side of my desk at home.
posted by Hackworth at 10:25 PM on June 29, 2004

posted by Keyser Soze at 10:54 PM on June 29, 2004

If it's good enough for Kissinger, it's good enough for me.
posted by majcher at 2:49 AM on June 30, 2004

Q: What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
A: Kids won't eat broccoli!
posted by carter at 6:42 AM on June 30, 2004

Inside the cuff of my pant leg.

On an related note- there was a phantom shitter at my job in college. Pooped right in the corner.
posted by pissfactory at 9:55 AM on June 30, 2004

Under the car seat, apparently, you rhinotillexomaniac.
posted by sixpack at 11:10 AM on June 30, 2004