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January 18, 2008 3:41 PM

Need White Trash Accouterments in San Francisco tomorrow! Where in SF can I get a Mullet wig and other white trash necessities? What else do I need?

I've got a Greek ChristmasHannahKwanzika party tomorrow with a white elephant gift exchange, I've gotten my hands on a framed Gran Fury car emblem and I need to embellish the gift a bit. I'm thinking of this with a 6 pack of PBR and a mullet wig. So I'm asking for a place to get the wig and any other good ideas for additional accessories.

posted by bitdamaged to Clothing, Beauty, & Fashion (9 answers total)

Try Mission Thrift. It's much more than a traditional thrift store and definitely targets the costume crowd. They have bunch of wigs - but I can't remember if I've seen mullet wigs there or not. But they'd be my first stop.
posted by otherwordlyglow at 3:46 PM on January 18, 2008

Try to pick up a (hopefully used, pre-yellowed) muscle shirt if you're doing the thrift store thing.
posted by davey_darling at 3:54 PM on January 18, 2008

Get a John Deere baseball cap while you're at it.
posted by porpoise at 3:59 PM on January 18, 2008

Costumes on Haight
735 Haight Street
San Francisco, CA, 94117
[phone]
posted by cloudgazer at 4:12 PM on January 18, 2008

hmm, Pall malls, wife-beater shirt, hamburger helper - think cousin eddie from Natl Lampoon 's Vacation
posted by culberjo at 4:49 PM on January 18, 2008

If you can't find a mullet wig, you can give a regular wig a haircut to achieve that heavily sought-after short up top, long in the back look.
posted by kitty teeth at 4:55 PM on January 18, 2008

Camo. Lots of camo.
posted by curlyelk at 5:45 PM on January 18, 2008

Zubaz pants were always the accessory of choice in the white trash area where I grew up. Still are, actually.
posted by christinetheslp at 6:47 PM on January 18, 2008

"Wrasslin'" tickets. Tin of chewing tobacco. A "Hungry Man" frozen meal. Fishing lure earrings.
posted by anaelith at 6:50 AM on January 19, 2008