Comments on: electronica double entendres

Question: electronica double entendres

Juliet Banana — Sat, 15 Dec 2007 13:59:15 -0800

I need another electronic music themed double entendre for my boyfriend's Xmas gift.

I've been decorating clothing for my boyfriend with references to the music he loves. Anything that will be worn out in public is a bit more restrained, but since we're the only two who will ever see his underwear I think immature dirty jokes are hilarious. The boxers he likes come in two packs, so I need another joke.

The idea behind the boxers linked above is that Analord refers to a series of albums put out by Aphex Twin. It also refers to anal sex. See? Music, and filth.

I need another artist, album, song title, or quote to stencil on the second pair of boxers. It doesn't matter how obscure or disgusting it is, as long as it is both music related and dirty.

We both listen almost exclusively to electronic music. He likes breakcore, drill and bass, Bogdan Raczynski, Venetian Snares, Shitmat, Bit Meddler, and Stunt Rock. My latest obsessions are the Warp Records discography, acid, and gabber. Neither of us cares much for ambient or house.

Ideas so far:

I would like some milk from the milkman's wife's tits (Afx)
Dr. Octogynocologist (Kool Keith)
Tall, Dark, and Handcuffed (Cex)
"My Selector" written over the fly (as in, Come on My Selector by Squarepusher)

PS - If you're dying to see the final project, recheck the same place as the Analord boxers after the 25th

By: mand0

mand0 — Sat, 15 Dec 2007 14:15:02 -0800

we share similar music tastes... I'll look around in my music collection for something. Very entertaining pictures!

By: Monstrous Moonshine

Monstrous Moonshine — Sat, 15 Dec 2007 14:17:18 -0800

Your interests might lie in Schirach's music.

By: klangklangston

klangklangston — Sat, 15 Dec 2007 14:26:00 -0800

Ecstasy Motherfucker (kid 606)
Fucking In Heaven (Fatboy Slim)
Wriggle Like A Fucking Eel (Whitehouse)
Here Come the Warm Jets (Eno)
Welcome to Planet Sexor (Tiga)
It Can't Come Quickly Enough (Scissor Sisters)
My Game Of Loving (White Noise)

By: noisia

noisia — Sat, 15 Dec 2007 14:28:24 -0800

For musicians who traditionally work with samples of breaks and synthesisers, the self-imposed technical constraint of only using samples of oral sex, anal sex, and vaginal sex (taken internally via microphone insertion as well as externally) forced novel improvisations in the construction of melodies and percussion.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nymphomatriarch

Martin: But the grossest was the fish thing. All his sweat would collect in it, and if he moved a certain way it would spill out of the fish's mouth.

http://www.viceland.com/issues_au/v10n8/htdocs/stripping.php

By: mand0

mand0 — Sat, 15 Dec 2007 14:32:43 -0800

Some ideas:

Squarepusher - Male Pill 5
Squarepusher - Red Hot Car ---> " I wanna fvck you in my red hot car "
Venetian Snares - Find Candace ---> watch the video
OOO - Sexy Stickshifter
Aphex Twin - Backdoor.Ranky
µ-Ziq - Carpet Muncher

By: nitsuj

nitsuj — Sat, 15 Dec 2007 15:37:38 -0800

another good aphex: cock,ver10

By: cosmicbandito

cosmicbandito — Sat, 15 Dec 2007 16:07:10 -0800

if you want to go old school, pretty much every Lords of Acid song is a double entendre, unless it's one of the ones that's a single entendre.

By: Ted Maul

Ted Maul — Sat, 15 Dec 2007 18:37:02 -0800

"Expert Knob Twiddler" from the AFX / Mu-Ziq collaberation.

By: infinitywaltz

infinitywaltz — Sat, 15 Dec 2007 23:24:37 -0800

He likes breakcore, drill and bass, Bogdan Raczynski, Venetian Snares, Shitmat, Bit Meddler, and Stunt Rock.

You answered your own question. You could do either "Drill 'n' Bass" or "Stunt ~~Rock~~ Cock" on the front.

Bonus: "Shitmat" on the back (Arguably less sexy, though).

"Bogdan Raczynski" also sounds like an apocryphal sex act, but it probably isn't.

By: Juliet Banana

Juliet Banana — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 11:16:38 -0800

Expert Knob Twiddler is the winner!

Noisia's best answer is just nepotism. Thanks, Ted.