Comments on: Bond girl seeks double entendre

Question: Bond girl seeks double entendre

Silentgoldfish — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 07:04:10 -0800

My friend is having a Bond-themed 25th and requires an appropriate and original Bond-girl double entendre for a name. Any good suggestions?

The small twist is that bond can refer to the movies, the glue or any definition of the term. Appropriately smutty would be nice though, it is a 25th!

By: caddis

caddis — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 07:21:54 -0800

It's hard to outdo the original with names like "Pussy Galore" and "Holly Goodhead." Perhaps the Bond Girl Name Generator can give you some ideas.

By: Chunder

Chunder — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 07:23:09 -0800

Anita Porking?

By: French Fry

French Fry — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 07:30:29 -0800

-movie type-
Tiki Foulkner
Heavenly Swallows
Teanea Divine

-glue-
Elma Quickly
Kitty Locktite
Ivory Clauking

By: eve harrington

eve harrington — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 07:30:37 -0800

Pussy Galore is pretty much a single entendre, isn't it? Anyway, you could dress as a Native American and call yourself Spread Eagle. Or Smoking Fox or something.

By: cerebus19

cerebus19 — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 07:30:53 -0800

Lotta Dickens
Nita Hardman

By: neat-o

neat-o — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 07:34:01 -0800

Miss MoneyBendy

By: pinkbuttonanus

pinkbuttonanus — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 07:37:19 -0800

Ivana Stikkifiddle.

By: ubiquity

ubiquity — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 07:44:17 -0800

Courtney Cox... oh wait, that's been done. How about Desiree Cox? Desiree Dix? Shirley Fuchs? Ivanna Fuchs?

By: corvine

corvine — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 07:46:10 -0800

You could have a look at the International Rollergirls Master Roster for inspiration. I can sit and chuckle at it for hours. Today's favourite is Heike DeSkirt.

By: boyinmiami

boyinmiami — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 07:50:11 -0800

Ivana Stikitina

By: bondcliff

bondcliff — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 07:56:01 -0800

Rusti Trumbone

Hot Buttered Labia

Tijuana Rimjob

By: brain_drain

brain_drain — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 07:59:40 -0800

Sticky Bottom

By: LordSludge

LordSludge — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 08:09:26 -0800

Ivanna Hump

By: shothotbot

shothotbot — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 08:09:30 -0800

Corvine:

The rollergirls master roster is amazingly wonderful.

By: The World Famous

The World Famous — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 08:15:10 -0800

Truly Scrumptious

(Not a true Bond Girl, mind you, but a name from another Ian Fleming / Albert Broccoli joint. And thinking of Dick Van Dyke's love interest as a bond girl makes Chitty Chitty Bang Bang far more interesting. Ooh, you could even use Chitty Chitty Bang Bang as the name!)

By: COBRA!

COBRA! — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 08:20:10 -0800

If you don't mind borrowing from Alan Moore, there's Oodles O'Quim.

By: gfrobe

gfrobe — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 08:35:36 -0800

Lucy Beefcurtains

By: phil

phil — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 08:38:30 -0800

Anna Top

By: bondcliff

bondcliff — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 08:54:10 -0800

Slippery Turdcutter

By: LordSludge

LordSludge — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 08:56:55 -0800

Anna Lee O'Penne

By: sandra_s

sandra_s — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 09:18:35 -0800

Bobbin Cider

Anita Shaft

Naughty Pillows

By: jquinby

jquinby — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 09:18:51 -0800

Filla McCracken
Eileen Dover
Happy Onner-Neez
Carmen Geddit

Rollergirls: Bam Bam McCha-Cha!! Frieda B. Nasty!! Karamel Sutra !! THESE RULE.

By: kenchie

kenchie — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 09:34:57 -0800

Sylvia Shaft-Glider

By: WCityMike

WCityMike — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 09:41:28 -0800

You could always go with an "Austin Girl"-style name (Austin Powers) — i.e., Ivana Tinkle, played by that tall actress from 3rd Rock.

By: zach braff's mixtape

zach braff's mixtape — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 10:37:34 -0800

Hooty McBoobs

By: MrMoonPie

MrMoonPie — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 11:32:49 -0800

Chastity Longgone--used by a friend of mine for an Austin Powers-themed Halloween.

By: plinth

plinth — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 12:51:58 -0800

Astra Glide
Aureole Highbeam
Kamma Toe
Clio Torus (you can call me Cli)
Fanny Pat
Padme Bottom
Greta String (you can call me G)
Mona Sultry

By: widdershins

widdershins — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 13:01:15 -0800

Dixie Normous. Of course.

By: bassjump

bassjump — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 13:35:31 -0800

Anya Back
Slitty Slitty Bang Bang

By: eatdonuts

eatdonuts — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 14:04:31 -0800

Tula Cossey

By: Death by Ugabooga

Death by Ugabooga — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 14:15:03 -0800

Lotta Booty
Carmen Miorfice
Onna Innastink
Anita Fingerbang
Cher Mabounty
Eilene Over
Miss Goodenplenty

By: fearfulsymmetry

fearfulsymmetry — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 14:45:12 -0800

I can remember a drunken conversation about this once with some friends... Most of the suggestions have, thank god, been long forgotten but...

Suki Cox
Ayeliki Updeass
Twice Knightly
Lon Cummings

By: lalochezia

lalochezia — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 17:03:19 -0800

Also see the female members of billionaires for bush for some 2x entedres.

By: Smalltown Girl

Smalltown Girl — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 21:41:09 -0800

Lotta Lovelady
Teena Butts
Pat Medick
Holly Hoeley

By: artdrectr

artdrectr — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 23:52:06 -0800

To my ear these sound slightly more Bond-like, rather than porny:

Holly Would

Candy Warhole

Miss Kitty Cummalot

By: Silentgoldfish

Silentgoldfish — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 21:08:41 -0800

She wound up going with "Kitty Locktight." Thanks all for the answers! And now I have a very odd but useful database of names.