Bond girl seeks double entendre

November 30, 2007 7:04 AM

My friend is having a Bond-themed 25th and requires an appropriate and original Bond-girl double entendre for a name. Any good suggestions?

The small twist is that bond can refer to the movies, the glue or any definition of the term. Appropriately smutty would be nice though, it is a 25th!

posted by Silentgoldfish to society & culture (36 comments total)

It's hard to outdo the original with names like "Pussy Galore" and "Holly Goodhead." Perhaps the Bond Girl Name Generator can give you some ideas.
posted by caddis at 7:21 AM on November 30, 2007 [1 favorite]

Anita Porking?
posted by Chunder at 7:23 AM on November 30, 2007

-movie type-
Tiki Foulkner
Heavenly Swallows
Teanea Divine

-glue-
Elma Quickly
Kitty Locktite
Ivory Clauking
posted by French Fry at 7:30 AM on November 30, 2007

Pussy Galore is pretty much a single entendre, isn't it? Anyway, you could dress as a Native American and call yourself Spread Eagle. Or Smoking Fox or something.
posted by eve harrington at 7:30 AM on November 30, 2007

Lotta Dickens
Nita Hardman
posted by cerebus19 at 7:30 AM on November 30, 2007

Miss MoneyBendy
posted by neat-o at 7:34 AM on November 30, 2007

Ivana Stikkifiddle.
posted by pinkbuttonanus at 7:37 AM on November 30, 2007

Courtney Cox... oh wait, that's been done. How about Desiree Cox? Desiree Dix? Shirley Fuchs? Ivanna Fuchs?
posted by ubiquity at 7:44 AM on November 30, 2007

You could have a look at the International Rollergirls Master Roster for inspiration. I can sit and chuckle at it for hours. Today's favourite is Heike DeSkirt.
posted by corvine at 7:46 AM on November 30, 2007 [4 favorites]

Ivana Stikitina
posted by boyinmiami at 7:50 AM on November 30, 2007

Rusti Trumbone

Hot Buttered Labia

Tijuana Rimjob
posted by bondcliff at 7:56 AM on November 30, 2007

Sticky Bottom
posted by brain_drain at 7:59 AM on November 30, 2007

Ivanna Hump
posted by LordSludge at 8:09 AM on November 30, 2007

Corvine:

The rollergirls master roster is amazingly wonderful.
posted by shothotbot at 8:09 AM on November 30, 2007

Truly Scrumptious

(Not a true Bond Girl, mind you, but a name from another Ian Fleming / Albert Broccoli joint. And thinking of Dick Van Dyke's love interest as a bond girl makes Chitty Chitty Bang Bang far more interesting. Ooh, you could even use Chitty Chitty Bang Bang as the name!)
posted by The World Famous at 8:15 AM on November 30, 2007

If you don't mind borrowing from Alan Moore, there's Oodles O'Quim.
posted by COBRA! at 8:20 AM on November 30, 2007

Lucy Beefcurtains
posted by gfrobe at 8:35 AM on November 30, 2007

Anna Top
posted by phil at 8:38 AM on November 30, 2007

Slippery Turdcutter
posted by bondcliff at 8:54 AM on November 30, 2007

Anna Lee O'Penne
posted by LordSludge at 8:56 AM on November 30, 2007

Bobbin Cider

Anita Shaft

Naughty Pillows
posted by sandra_s at 9:18 AM on November 30, 2007

Filla McCracken
Eileen Dover
Happy Onner-Neez
Carmen Geddit





Rollergirls: Bam Bam McCha-Cha!! Frieda B. Nasty!! Karamel Sutra !! THESE RULE.
posted by jquinby at 9:18 AM on November 30, 2007

Sylvia Shaft-Glider
posted by kenchie at 9:34 AM on November 30, 2007

You could always go with an "Austin Girl"-style name (Austin Powers) — i.e., Ivana Tinkle, played by that tall actress from 3rd Rock.
posted by WCityMike at 9:41 AM on November 30, 2007

Hooty McBoobs
posted by zach braff's mixtape at 10:37 AM on November 30, 2007

Chastity Longgone--used by a friend of mine for an Austin Powers-themed Halloween.
posted by MrMoonPie at 11:32 AM on November 30, 2007

Astra Glide
Aureole Highbeam
Kamma Toe
Clio Torus (you can call me Cli)
Fanny Pat
Padme Bottom
Greta String (you can call me G)
Mona Sultry
posted by plinth at 12:51 PM on November 30, 2007

Dixie Normous. Of course.
posted by widdershins at 1:01 PM on November 30, 2007

Anya Back
Slitty Slitty Bang Bang
posted by bassjump at 1:35 PM on November 30, 2007

Tula Cossey
posted by eatdonuts at 2:04 PM on November 30, 2007

Lotta Booty
Carmen Miorfice
Onna Innastink
Anita Fingerbang
Cher Mabounty
Eilene Over
Miss Goodenplenty
posted by Death by Ugabooga at 2:15 PM on November 30, 2007

I can remember a drunken conversation about this once with some friends... Most of the suggestions have, thank god, been long forgotten but...

Suki Cox
Ayeliki Updeass
Twice Knightly
Lon Cummings
posted by fearfulsymmetry at 2:45 PM on November 30, 2007

Also see the female members of billionaires for bush for some 2x entedres.
posted by lalochezia at 5:03 PM on November 30, 2007

Lotta Lovelady
Teena Butts
Pat Medick
Holly Hoeley
posted by Smalltown Girl at 9:41 PM on November 30, 2007

To my ear these sound slightly more Bond-like, rather than porny:

Holly Would

Candy Warhole

Miss Kitty Cummalot
posted by artdrectr at 11:52 PM on November 30, 2007

She wound up going with "Kitty Locktight." Thanks all for the answers! And now I have a very odd but useful database of names.
posted by Silentgoldfish at 9:08 PM on December 4, 2007