Comments on: Seventies cheese, anyone?

Question: Seventies cheese, anyone?

heavenstobetsy — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 09:03:33 -0800

I've decided to make my own Christmas cards this year. But I'm having trouble deciding what to say inside them. I've gone through the internet and have picked out random pictures of peoples families from the 70's at Christmas time. I just need something witty to put on the inside. Any ideas?"

By: Greg Nog

Greg Nog — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 09:20:32 -0800

Is each Christmas card going to have a different family's photo on it? Or will it be one card-design featuring all the families, reproduced multiple times?

By: heavenstobetsy

heavenstobetsy — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 09:22:40 -0800

oops. I mean...

Examples here and here.

By: heavenstobetsy

heavenstobetsy — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 09:25:29 -0800

Each card will have a different picture, but the inside will be the same, ideally.

By: deejay jaydee

deejay jaydee — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 09:34:50 -0800

I find this to be the quintessential Xmas card sentiment: "Peace on Earth, and good will to all." It's a quote that satisfies the religious, but it's universal enough for even the most hardened athiest.

But it's not particularly witty . . . unless maybe you're Dick Cheney, who apparently suffered from some heart irregularities this weekend. Who knew he had a heart??

By: Greg Nog

Greg Nog — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 09:43:55 -0800

I don't think one witty remark for a bunch of different photos is going to work that well; ideally, each inside-portion should have a verbal message that's specific to the card's outside-picture. Like for the second picture you linked to, you could send it to an alcoholic friend with the accompanying message "Here's hoping you don't fall off the wagon this year!"*

A one-size-fits-all message can really only reference two potentially-amusing data-points:

1) This is not my family
2) These are from the seventies

Honestly, I'd recommend a whole bunch of personalized messages, depending on each card's pictures.

*That is probably a terrible idea for a card, please don't do this.

By: iamkimiam

iamkimiam — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 09:45:08 -0800

Dear _____,
I find this to be the quintessential Xmas card sentiment: "Peace on Earth, and good will to all." It's a quote that satisfies the religious, but it's universal enough for even the most hardened athiest.

But it's not particularly witty . . . unless maybe you're Dick Cheney, who apparently suffered from some heart irregularities this weekend. Who knew he had a heart??
posted by deejay jaydee at 9:34 AM on Metafilter

Love,
heavenstobetsy

By: TG_Plackenfatz

TG_Plackenfatz — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 10:58:19 -0800

Seasons greetings from polyesteryear
Merry Christmas from the Me Decade to you

By: hermitosis

hermitosis — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 11:23:01 -0800

I think the perfect thing to write inside the card would be:

"1) This is not my family
2) These are from the seventies

Merry Christmas!"

By: hermitosis

hermitosis — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 11:25:01 -0800

Or you could look here for inspiration.

By: LDL_Plackenfatz

LDL_Plackenfatz — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 11:27:11 -0800

Kitsch Me Under the Mistletoe
Wishing You a Groovy Situation

By: banannafish

banannafish — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 11:32:23 -0800

Happy Birthday Jesus!!!!!!

My favorite Christmas cards are absolutely tongue-in-cheek sassy and sacraligious.

By: randomination

randomination — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 04:01:34 -0800

I love this one.