Comments on: Merry Fucking Christmas Cards

Question: Merry Fucking Christmas Cards

melorama — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 19:11:27 -0800

Where can I buy legitimately funny, sarcastic and/or offensive Christmas Cards? After seeing the greeting cards that The Onion are selling, I was wondering who else out there sells the best greeting cards in the same sarcastic/witty/snarky vein. I'm not looking for cute-funny, obviously-shocking-funny, or geek-funny. In other words, smart but unpretentious, sometimes twisted and sarcastic humor.

The style of card I'm looking for should appeal to someone who is a huge fan of things like The Onion, Chunklet Magazine, McSweeney's, etc.

By: rob511

rob511 — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 19:34:56 -0800

America's Best Christian", Betty Bowers, to the rescue.

By: ncc1701d

ncc1701d — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 19:35:23 -0800

If e-cards are an option, someecards.com is pay dirt.

By: logic vs love

logic vs love — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 19:37:28 -0800

bald guy greetings
urban outfitters
O plus D

By: Margalo Epps

Margalo Epps — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 19:58:46 -0800

Argh. I had the perfect ones to point out to you, but the store is temporarily closed. The best link is: http://www.rhymes-with-witch.com/store.shtml . And looking at the wayback engine, perhaps he's discontinued them. Sad.

By: numinous

numinous — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 19:59:30 -0800

I second O plus D. I've always been partial to this one.

By: melorama

melorama — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 20:00:16 -0800

rob511: Are those Cafepress cards any good, quality-wise? Those are some great ideas, but if the previous items I've bought from CafePress are any indication, I might as well steal those ideas and print up my own cards on high-quality stock!

Great link though. Thanks!

By: melorama

melorama — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 20:05:54 -0800

logic vs love: Urban Outfitters is on my eternal shitlist, because of how they exploit and rip off independent artists. Oh and not to mention the fact that the CEO donates 90% of his political contributions to some of the worst Republican scumbags on the planet (Rick Santorum having been a notable one)

Those other links, however, are awesome!

By: rob511

rob511 — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 21:24:52 -0800

melorama: I have no idea about their quality, but immediately thought of Ms. Bowers when reading your question.

Just like Playboy, I read Betty for the jokes.

By: Dreama

Dreama — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 22:58:18 -0800

Merry Motherf'ing Christmas

By: Toekneesan

Toekneesan — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 03:31:11 -0800

I'll be spamming friends and family with this one.

By: blackkar

blackkar — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 08:33:23 -0800

Oh, SappyCards - Series #1 for all of your mailing needs...

By: bassjump

bassjump — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 08:34:30 -0800

This place also has some good ones.

By: Baldons

Baldons — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 23:18:30 -0800

Look no further than Someecards for absolute snarkiness and nonsense!