Name our cool computer cluster...
October 30, 2007 2:58 PM Subscribe
Name our cool computer cluster.
So a small group of us are building a computer cluster, and we need to name it something ... cool. But, we're completely out of ideas! Please help, hivemind.
Technical details:
14 Dual quad-core Intel Xeon @1.86GHz, with 6Gbps Infinband interconnect, running Debian Linux, with netboot for the nodes.
Guidelines: pretty much anything goes, I think. Puns, parodies also appreciated. Or just something cool-sounding. We probably shouldn't mention Dell or Intel, but other technical references are cool.
So a small group of us are building a computer cluster, and we need to name it something ... cool. But, we're completely out of ideas! Please help, hivemind.
Technical details:
14 Dual quad-core Intel Xeon @1.86GHz, with 6Gbps Infinband interconnect, running Debian Linux, with netboot for the nodes.
Guidelines: pretty much anything goes, I think. Puns, parodies also appreciated. Or just something cool-sounding. We probably shouldn't mention Dell or Intel, but other technical references are cool.
ringworm.
posted by kuujjuarapik at 3:06 PM on October 30, 2007
posted by kuujjuarapik at 3:06 PM on October 30, 2007
I love naming servers, but I never go for technical puns. Usually sci-fi or something else nerdy. I would go with Horde, personally.
"Log in to the Horde immediately!"
Come on, that's awesome.
Anything that references the collective nature of the cluster would probably be appropriate... Borg, or maybe The Collective; Hivemind! If you are an Asimov nerd, Gaia. If you like the Ender series too ridiculously much, you could call it Jane. Heinlein? Mike (or HOLMES). I think HAL might be a little too broad, you know.
Also, I'm guessing it's a Beowulf cluster? You might want to go with Beowulf puns, like Grendel, or Hrothgar. Grendel is a great, euphonious, Anglo-Saxon name if you like that kind of thing, that is my second choice after...
HORDE!
posted by synaesthetichaze at 3:08 PM on October 30, 2007
"Log in to the Horde immediately!"
Come on, that's awesome.
Anything that references the collective nature of the cluster would probably be appropriate... Borg, or maybe The Collective; Hivemind! If you are an Asimov nerd, Gaia. If you like the Ender series too ridiculously much, you could call it Jane. Heinlein? Mike (or HOLMES). I think HAL might be a little too broad, you know.
Also, I'm guessing it's a Beowulf cluster? You might want to go with Beowulf puns, like Grendel, or Hrothgar. Grendel is a great, euphonious, Anglo-Saxon name if you like that kind of thing, that is my second choice after...
HORDE!
posted by synaesthetichaze at 3:08 PM on October 30, 2007
"The Dog Named Mark Farner from Grand Funk Railroad".
Obscure Butthole Surfers reference. See, they had a dog, and they made the dog a member of the band, and they named the dog "Mark Farner from Grand Funk Railroad" so they could say, "'Mark Farner from Grand Funk Railroad' is in our band!"....anyway, it'd abbreviate nicely to "The Dog".
I need to get out more often.
posted by BitterOldPunk at 3:09 PM on October 30, 2007
Obscure Butthole Surfers reference. See, they had a dog, and they made the dog a member of the band, and they named the dog "Mark Farner from Grand Funk Railroad" so they could say, "'Mark Farner from Grand Funk Railroad' is in our band!"....anyway, it'd abbreviate nicely to "The Dog".
I need to get out more often.
posted by BitterOldPunk at 3:09 PM on October 30, 2007
Best answer: It's in your question, coming out of your subconscious.
posted by sien at 3:15 PM on October 30, 2007
Please help, hivemind.Call it hivemind, or perhaps 'The Hive'.
posted by sien at 3:15 PM on October 30, 2007
Amino acid names make great server names. Valine, alanine, proline, tyrosine, etc.
posted by chrisamiller at 3:16 PM on October 30, 2007
posted by chrisamiller at 3:16 PM on October 30, 2007
I vote for "Bolsheviks". Then you can call each of the servers after a Russian revolutionary. "Dang! Lenin has crashed again, Stalin has a memory fault and needs to be purged, and Trotsky has an icepick through his head!"
posted by baggers at 3:17 PM on October 30, 2007 [3 favorites]
posted by baggers at 3:17 PM on October 30, 2007 [3 favorites]
Latin names for strains of anthrax or other diseases. Or characters from Lost.
posted by craniac at 3:26 PM on October 30, 2007
posted by craniac at 3:26 PM on October 30, 2007
Are you looking for names for each terminal as well?
Cluster - Sol-G2V or Sun
Terminals (Planets and Major Moons) - Choose from:
Mercury
Venus
Terra, Luna
Mars, Phobos, Deimos
Ceres
Jupiter, Ganymede, Callisto, Io, Europa
Saturn, Titan, Mimas
Uranus, Oberon, Miranda
Neptune, Triton
Pluto, Charon
posted by Nice Guy Mike at 3:29 PM on October 30, 2007
Cluster - Sol-G2V or Sun
Terminals (Planets and Major Moons) - Choose from:
Mercury
Venus
Terra, Luna
Mars, Phobos, Deimos
Ceres
Jupiter, Ganymede, Callisto, Io, Europa
Saturn, Titan, Mimas
Uranus, Oberon, Miranda
Neptune, Triton
Pluto, Charon
posted by Nice Guy Mike at 3:29 PM on October 30, 2007
Hmm, none of my previous suggestions lend themselves to naming the individual nodes in the cluster. My secret plan for when I am in charge of my own installation is to call the overall "thing" (in your case the cluster, in my case, probably the Hardware Management Console) Eldar, and name every server after a Tolkien Elf.
You can have that one. I will probably never get to use it.
posted by synaesthetichaze at 3:34 PM on October 30, 2007
You can have that one. I will probably never get to use it.
posted by synaesthetichaze at 3:34 PM on October 30, 2007
Best answer: I would advise "Gestalt", which is probably a little too on-the-nose....
I am also a fan of naming the computers all individual names, as well as the collective. Gestalt is soooo good though! ^_^
posted by indiebass at 3:35 PM on October 30, 2007
I am also a fan of naming the computers all individual names, as well as the collective. Gestalt is soooo good though! ^_^
posted by indiebass at 3:35 PM on October 30, 2007
Personally I go for names of characters from the Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy
posted by singingfish at 3:37 PM on October 30, 2007
posted by singingfish at 3:37 PM on October 30, 2007
Team Discovery Channel
posted by monkeymadness at 3:40 PM on October 30, 2007
posted by monkeymadness at 3:40 PM on October 30, 2007
Just what variety of Geeks are you?
The Forest, with individuals named for trees: Oak, Maple, Hemlock
The Shire, with Gandalf, Frodo, Bilbo, Aragorn
Mordor, with Darktower, Sauron, Nazgul
Enterprise, with Kirk, Scotty, Uhuru
My favorite naming scheme was one in which Novell servers were named for Greek gods, Windows servers for Roman gods.
Or call it House, and name them after the usual suspects: lupus, vasculitis, sarcoma, etc.
posted by theora55 at 3:44 PM on October 30, 2007
The Forest, with individuals named for trees: Oak, Maple, Hemlock
The Shire, with Gandalf, Frodo, Bilbo, Aragorn
Mordor, with Darktower, Sauron, Nazgul
Enterprise, with Kirk, Scotty, Uhuru
My favorite naming scheme was one in which Novell servers were named for Greek gods, Windows servers for Roman gods.
Or call it House, and name them after the usual suspects: lupus, vasculitis, sarcoma, etc.
posted by theora55 at 3:44 PM on October 30, 2007
Best answer: There's always Pleiades, which is about the best-known star cluster out there.
But I think sien has it - hivemind.
posted by hangashore at 3:44 PM on October 30, 2007
But I think sien has it - hivemind.
posted by hangashore at 3:44 PM on October 30, 2007
"We are LEGION"
posted by cosmicbandito at 3:48 PM on October 30, 2007
posted by cosmicbandito at 3:48 PM on October 30, 2007
Best answer: Silicon. 14 is the atomic number of silicon.
Fortnight. self-explanatory
Temperance. The 14th tarot card.
Agrippa Postumus dies. What a great name. Call it Agrippa or posthumous.
Or name it hivemind. and name each machine after the first 14 posters in this thread. "Dude, someone investigate the race condition on BitterOldPunk and reboot fandango_matt."
posted by damn dirty ape at 3:52 PM on October 30, 2007
Fortnight. self-explanatory
Temperance. The 14th tarot card.
Agrippa Postumus dies. What a great name. Call it Agrippa or posthumous.
Or name it hivemind. and name each machine after the first 14 posters in this thread. "Dude, someone investigate the race condition on BitterOldPunk and reboot fandango_matt."
posted by damn dirty ape at 3:52 PM on October 30, 2007
Name it Chicomostoc, after the ancient Aztec gods. Then you can name each node after a god:
Huitzilopochtli
Tezcatlipoca
Tlahuizcalpantecuhtli
Chalmecatecuchtlz
Tonacatecuhtli
Xochiquetzal
Mictlantecuhtzi
Ixtlilton
Chiconahuiehecatl
Coyolxauhqui
Mictecacihuatl
Macuilcozcacuauhtli
Bob
Nanahuatzin
posted by kcm at 3:59 PM on October 30, 2007 [1 favorite]
Huitzilopochtli
Tezcatlipoca
Tlahuizcalpantecuhtli
Chalmecatecuchtlz
Tonacatecuhtli
Xochiquetzal
Mictlantecuhtzi
Ixtlilton
Chiconahuiehecatl
Coyolxauhqui
Mictecacihuatl
Macuilcozcacuauhtli
Bob
Nanahuatzin
posted by kcm at 3:59 PM on October 30, 2007 [1 favorite]
I'll second 'Hivemind', and suggest that you name each of the servers after a member of Metafilter: matthowie, jessamyn, cortex, etc.
posted by malaprohibita at 4:07 PM on October 30, 2007 [3 favorites]
posted by malaprohibita at 4:07 PM on October 30, 2007 [3 favorites]
Of course, you should make sure to spell 'mathowie' correctly, unlike myself. ugh
posted by malaprohibita at 4:09 PM on October 30, 2007
posted by malaprohibita at 4:09 PM on October 30, 2007
Call the cluster Scoville, and names the boxes after peppers.
posted by dws at 4:13 PM on October 30, 2007
posted by dws at 4:13 PM on October 30, 2007
Dudeyougotacluster
Name the nodes something stupid, so you can easily find them (ie, dygac_01 -> dygac_14)
posted by SirStan at 4:14 PM on October 30, 2007
Name the nodes something stupid, so you can easily find them (ie, dygac_01 -> dygac_14)
posted by SirStan at 4:14 PM on October 30, 2007
Best answer: Black Mesa
Nodes can be Freeman, Alyx, Dog, Eli, Breen, Mossman, Kleiner, Barney, Headcrab, Combine, Crowbar, City17, Shotgun and Grenade.
posted by infinitewindow at 4:16 PM on October 30, 2007
Nodes can be Freeman, Alyx, Dog, Eli, Breen, Mossman, Kleiner, Barney, Headcrab, Combine, Crowbar, City17, Shotgun and Grenade.
posted by infinitewindow at 4:16 PM on October 30, 2007
This is a monstrosity of computational power, I would name is accordingly:
Behemoth
Leviathan
CRUSHERDESTROYER
"ping CRUSHERDESTROYER". Best terminal session ever.
posted by tracert at 4:20 PM on October 30, 2007
Behemoth
Leviathan
CRUSHERDESTROYER
"ping CRUSHERDESTROYER". Best terminal session ever.
posted by tracert at 4:20 PM on October 30, 2007
Lanny
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 4:21 PM on October 30, 2007
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 4:21 PM on October 30, 2007
Name them all after Iain Banks culture ships.
posted by juv3nal at 4:25 PM on October 30, 2007 [1 favorite]
posted by juv3nal at 4:25 PM on October 30, 2007 [1 favorite]
Just don't do what the nano group at my school did and name it "schroedinger":
>ssh shrodinger
ssh: shrodinger: Name or service not known
>ssh shroedinger
ssh: shroedinger: Name or service not known
>ssh schrodinger
ssh: schrodinger: Name or service not known
>asdfjklhasklj
asdfjklhasklj: Command not found.
also: do NOT listen to kcm.
posted by PercussivePaul at 4:27 PM on October 30, 2007
>ssh shrodinger
ssh: shrodinger: Name or service not known
>ssh shroedinger
ssh: shroedinger: Name or service not known
>ssh schrodinger
ssh: schrodinger: Name or service not known
>asdfjklhasklj
asdfjklhasklj: Command not found.
also: do NOT listen to kcm.
posted by PercussivePaul at 4:27 PM on October 30, 2007
Epic Rack
Zerg Rush
Bootsy Collins
Rory's First Cluster
East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94
posted by pokermonk at 4:28 PM on October 30, 2007 [2 favorites]
Zerg Rush
Bootsy Collins
Rory's First Cluster
East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94
posted by pokermonk at 4:28 PM on October 30, 2007 [2 favorites]
Think about a name, and then a collective name. At a company in Seattle, we named a three-server cluster after species of salmon -- King, Coho and Chinook. The cluster itself, as a collective noun, then came be to known as "the Fish," as in "Did you replicate to the Fish?"
Examples:
Zeus
Hercules
Apollo
-- > Olympus
Mercury
Venus
Mars
--> The Planets
posted by Cool Papa Bell at 4:35 PM on October 30, 2007
Examples:
Zeus
Hercules
Apollo
-- > Olympus
Mercury
Venus
Mars
--> The Planets
posted by Cool Papa Bell at 4:35 PM on October 30, 2007
Name the cluster itslef "The Culture", and then name the individual servers after culture ships.
Don't leave off the prefixes, so: "GSV What Are The Civilian Applications?"
posted by signal at 4:42 PM on October 30, 2007
Don't leave off the prefixes, so: "GSV What Are The Civilian Applications?"
posted by signal at 4:42 PM on October 30, 2007
I'm sure you can find 14 well-liked beers. For bonus points, the server labels can be made from the side of a 6 pack. I'd work for you in a second.
posted by devilsbrigade at 4:50 PM on October 30, 2007
posted by devilsbrigade at 4:50 PM on October 30, 2007
Fustercluck
posted by rob511 at 4:59 PM on October 30, 2007 [1 favorite]
posted by rob511 at 4:59 PM on October 30, 2007 [1 favorite]
> Fustercluck
I was just getting there.
Call it Cluster Fuck (CF in official documents. Or "Claudia Ferrari"?), with individual terminals with women's porn names such as Jenna, Linda, Christy, Bambi, Misty, Cherry, Nikki, Ginger, Amber, Savannah, Destiny, and Traci, and (or?) men's porn names such as Ron, Peter, John, Dirk, Buck, and Harry. You can find plenty o' names from here.
posted by pracowity at 5:03 PM on October 30, 2007
I was just getting there.
Call it Cluster Fuck (CF in official documents. Or "Claudia Ferrari"?), with individual terminals with women's porn names such as Jenna, Linda, Christy, Bambi, Misty, Cherry, Nikki, Ginger, Amber, Savannah, Destiny, and Traci, and (or?) men's porn names such as Ron, Peter, John, Dirk, Buck, and Harry. You can find plenty o' names from here.
posted by pracowity at 5:03 PM on October 30, 2007
P-Funk Clu-Star
nodes: Bootsy, Catfish, GClinton, Stingray, Fuzzy, Big Foot, and perhaps Funkenstein just to really paint the white house black
whenever hardware maintenance must occur, repeat after me,
"Tear the roof off the sucker."
posted by pokermonk at 5:16 PM on October 30, 2007 [1 favorite]
nodes: Bootsy, Catfish, GClinton, Stingray, Fuzzy, Big Foot, and perhaps Funkenstein just to really paint the white house black
whenever hardware maintenance must occur, repeat after me,
"Tear the roof off the sucker."
posted by pokermonk at 5:16 PM on October 30, 2007 [1 favorite]
No dude it's got to be The Mothership if you go with P-Funk names.
posted by phrontist at 5:35 PM on October 30, 2007 [1 favorite]
posted by phrontist at 5:35 PM on October 30, 2007 [1 favorite]
My old school went with tree names. There are lots of short, memorable trees. Birch, Ash, Pine, Oak, Maple, Apple, Olive, Pear. There's not a natural order or hierarchy. There's enough that you can avoid the ones that are other software names if you want. "SSH into Pine?? What the hell?"
posted by a robot made out of meat at 6:00 PM on October 30, 2007
posted by a robot made out of meat at 6:00 PM on October 30, 2007
Oohh! The mothership! You could add Mr. Wiggles the Worm and Sir Nose D'Voidoffunk.. Starchild... I'm out.
posted by xorry at 6:09 PM on October 30, 2007
posted by xorry at 6:09 PM on October 30, 2007
I lobbied to call ours WOPR. Didn't take, unfortunately.
posted by jmcmurry at 7:20 PM on October 30, 2007 [1 favorite]
posted by jmcmurry at 7:20 PM on October 30, 2007 [1 favorite]
Response by poster: To clarify, all our nodes are just numbered sequentially, for easy reference. They are all identical anyway, and we don't really address them individually.
But keep the names coming, we are looking at all of these. I guess we need a team name too (this is for a competition, and yes, I'll thank Mefi)
posted by bkudria at 7:29 PM on October 30, 2007
But keep the names coming, we are looking at all of these. I guess we need a team name too (this is for a competition, and yes, I'll thank Mefi)
posted by bkudria at 7:29 PM on October 30, 2007
building off infinitewindow, I nominate The Combine
posted by cowbellemoo at 7:47 PM on October 30, 2007
posted by cowbellemoo at 7:47 PM on October 30, 2007
Subatomic particles are highly geeky: hadron, lepton, baryon, muon, etc. A cluster of them adds up to an atom, so you've got the parts and the whole covered.
(Love the Norse gods, but the Aztecs are way worse than schroedinger!)
posted by Quietgal at 8:11 PM on October 30, 2007
(Love the Norse gods, but the Aztecs are way worse than schroedinger!)
posted by Quietgal at 8:11 PM on October 30, 2007
Mypants:
Mypants just went down.
Someone just broke into mypants!
Mypants is running way too hot.
Mypants is out of space.
Check the logs on mypants.
Analyze yesterday's core dump, ad infinitum.
posted by Cat Pie Hurts at 8:24 PM on October 30, 2007 [3 favorites]
Mypants just went down.
Someone just broke into mypants!
Mypants is running way too hot.
Mypants is out of space.
Check the logs on mypants.
Analyze yesterday's core dump, ad infinitum.
posted by Cat Pie Hurts at 8:24 PM on October 30, 2007 [3 favorites]
British ships of the line, e.g., Indefatigable, Alacrity, Surprise, Invincible, Illustrious, Victory, etc..
posted by Zach! at 9:04 PM on October 30, 2007
posted by Zach! at 9:04 PM on October 30, 2007
Grapes. Chardonnay, pinot noir, syrah, Concord, muscadine...
posted by casarkos at 11:25 PM on October 30, 2007
posted by casarkos at 11:25 PM on October 30, 2007
Venereal Diseases.
Sorry. I believe they're called STDs' now.
(Musta missed that memo)
posted by DrtyBlvd at 3:08 AM on October 31, 2007
Sorry. I believe they're called STDs' now.
(Musta missed that memo)
posted by DrtyBlvd at 3:08 AM on October 31, 2007
Ikea furniture. Worked well for us.
posted by Geckwoistmeinauto at 5:06 AM on October 31, 2007
posted by Geckwoistmeinauto at 5:06 AM on October 31, 2007
Take a look at some animal collective nouns. Maybe ones that refer to penguins?
colony of penguins
crèche of penguins
huddle of penguins
parcel of penguins
rookery of penguins
posted by ALongDecember at 6:22 AM on October 31, 2007
colony of penguins
crèche of penguins
huddle of penguins
parcel of penguins
rookery of penguins
posted by ALongDecember at 6:22 AM on October 31, 2007
Response by poster: Update, everybody: we chose "Strangelove" as in "Dr. Strangelove, or: How I Learned..." etc etc. I've marked best answer to those whose names we seriously considered. Thanks, everybody!
posted by bkudria at 4:45 PM on November 6, 2007
posted by bkudria at 4:45 PM on November 6, 2007
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