Chuck Norris says Have a Kick Ass birthday!
October 4, 2007 4:28 PM   RSS feed for this thread Subscribe

What kind of birthday cake should I make for my Brother-in Laws 24th birthday.

I was thinking of decorating the cake with a Chuck Norris theme. He also likes Rap music,Aikido, working on trucks, Beer, Girls, Texas Country Music, and UFC Fights. I am probably going to make a round or square cake from a cake mix.
posted by Snoogylips to food & drink (4 comments total)
Clearly you need to make an octagon-shaped cake featuring Chuck Norris fighting 50 Cent. Jessica Simpson can be the girl that carries the round card in between rounds.
posted by Ufez Jones at 4:40 PM on October 4, 2007


Ooh, you could get a photo of Chuck Norris printed on one of those edible thingies they put on cake. And decorate the perimeter of the cake with faux blood (e.g. red translucent icing) and a slew of fallen executives and nuns, blown away by the sheer force known as Chuck Norris.
posted by tastybrains at 5:12 PM on October 4, 2007


The cake should have only Chuck's beard on it, in chocolate sprinkles. Print out Chuck Norris facts on paper to go under/around the cake.
posted by Lyn Never at 5:39 PM on October 4, 2007


If Chuck Norris consumes a yellow cake with "U-235" on the icing, his superhuman alimentary canal will shit out perfectly formed "rods" of processed fuel.
posted by rob511 at 7:16 PM on October 4, 2007


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