Kiss My (Vegan) Grits

August 8, 2007 5:20 PM

Need a tagline for my (vegan) catering/baking business cards!

For a friend:

We are putting together her business cards; she's a kick-ass vegan chef/baker/caterer and wants an appropriately classy/daring/funny/interesting line on her card that will introduce people to her services.

I've seen these kind of questions before on AskMe, but the Vegan angle may present new creative wrinkles. Fire away, you creative copywriting maniacs!

posted by BE ADEQUITE to work & money (22 comments total)

No meat, Just treats!
posted by matty at 5:37 PM on August 8, 2007

Our blood pudding is a misnomer!
posted by matty at 5:38 PM on August 8, 2007 [1 favorite]

Shaked, baked, plucked and stuffed - but never slaughtered.
posted by matty at 5:39 PM on August 8, 2007

No butter catering anywhere!
All of the flavor, none of the cruelty
Good Karma, Good Food.
Compassionate Cooking (or Catering)
You won't (or don't) know what your missing!
posted by MasonDixon at 5:40 PM on August 8, 2007

- No legs good!
- Our food kicks ass ... metaphorically.
- Sugar and spice and everything rice: that's what big girls cook with.
- Raw, raw, sis boom bah!
- YAM I AM. YO SOY.

See also similar.
posted by rob511 at 5:48 PM on August 8, 2007

Your friends won't have to ask, "is this vegan?"

Everything we make is kind and healthy.
posted by amtho at 6:00 PM on August 8, 2007

[simple drawing of something yummy and recognizable] One more won't hurt.
posted by dilettante at 6:02 PM on August 8, 2007

Nothing with a face!
posted by wryly at 6:07 PM on August 8, 2007

no pain, all gain
free of bodily fluids
posted by kanemano at 6:08 PM on August 8, 2007

No Blood, No Tears-- No Sweat!
posted by hermitosis at 6:27 PM on August 8, 2007

Some people kill for food this good...but we don't.
posted by any major dude at 6:58 PM on August 8, 2007

"Always Veganlicious"

Also, it would help if you would tell us the name of your company.
posted by bkeene12 at 7:47 PM on August 8, 2007

Buddha approved!
No harm. No fowl.
Kind Food.
From the earth's bounty to your plate.
Ethical Edibles.
Food for a kinder planet.
posted by MasonDixon at 9:20 PM on August 8, 2007

I vote for MasonDixon's "No harm. No fowl." above.
posted by krisjohn at 10:20 PM on August 8, 2007

Meet and eat without the meat.
posted by croutonsupafreak at 10:54 PM on August 8, 2007

Riffing off any major dude's top suggestion: Food to die for that nothing died for.
posted by Abiezer at 1:17 AM on August 9, 2007

Tastes great. Less killing.
posted by pantsonfire at 6:37 AM on August 9, 2007

I think you want to steer away from blood and gore and emphasize that the food is really good. Maybe something like:

Vegan for the animals. Tasty for the humans.
posted by Deathalicious at 7:00 AM on August 9, 2007

Where's the beef? Not here.
posted by pantsonfire at 7:11 AM on August 9, 2007

It is actually possible to bake without butter and eggs, see!!
posted by BobbyDigital at 7:48 AM on August 9, 2007

Where's the beef? Not here!
posted by zorro astor at 8:15 AM on August 9, 2007

I definitely think that even mentioning animals or animal products on the cards, even in the context of explaining that you avoid them, is no go. The people you're giving cards to know what Vegan is, you don't need to paint them a picture or invoke images of the products they are interested in avoiding.

I'd go with something that emphasizes the quality of your goods. "Comfort food with soul." "The best tasting, whichever way you lean."

Stuff like that.
posted by hermitosis at 11:48 AM on August 9, 2007