Comments on: Miscellaneous Meat....?

Question: Miscellaneous Meat....?

Joe Rocket — Thu, 24 May 2007 05:54:10 -0800

(ComedyJerkyFilter) Help me name my Jerky for the big camping '07 'Jerk-Off'!

I need a name for my jerky (recipe) to stick it to the competition! Could include -Chris, (Christo)Fur, Lime, Fruitiness, Blues, Beef, or Joe Rocket. Your own Epicurean Artistic license is welcomed!

By: Pollomacho

Pollomacho — Thu, 24 May 2007 06:12:05 -0800

Furry's Palm Jerky

Can you tell us more about the jerky and the event?

By: rusty

rusty — Thu, 24 May 2007 06:18:14 -0800

Joe's Polished Rocket Furry Beef Lime Jerky

That should guarantee that no one will put it anywhere near their mouth, anyway.

By: Thorzdad

Thorzdad — Thu, 24 May 2007 06:23:26 -0800

Beefy Limey Jerky

By: nkknkk

nkknkk — Thu, 24 May 2007 06:24:40 -0800

Aythin kyoura

Looks vaguely epicurious - Greek? - but sounds like "I think you're a ... jerky." Of course, you can substitute 'you're' for the nickname of your jerky-rival.

By: Clyde Mnestra

Clyde Mnestra — Thu, 24 May 2007 06:55:47 -0800

Queef Querky.

By: jozxyqk

jozxyqk — Thu, 24 May 2007 07:08:13 -0800

Meatfilter.

By: robocop is bleeding

robocop is bleeding — Thu, 24 May 2007 07:29:27 -0800

Grampa's Foreskin.

By: PenDevil

PenDevil — Thu, 24 May 2007 07:52:41 -0800

Call it what it's called in South Africa: Biltong

By: idiotfactory

idiotfactory — Thu, 24 May 2007 08:10:11 -0800

Lewd-o'-Chris (ludicrous)

By: pmbuko

pmbuko — Thu, 24 May 2007 08:30:06 -0800

Chew-o'-Chris

By: pmbuko

pmbuko — Thu, 24 May 2007 08:32:15 -0800

Nice to Meat Chew

By: junkbox

junkbox — Thu, 24 May 2007 08:37:32 -0800

Jack's Off the Wall Jerky

By: kuujjuarapik

kuujjuarapik — Thu, 24 May 2007 09:13:12 -0800

Mummy meat.

By: Chunder

Chunder — Thu, 24 May 2007 10:21:29 -0800

Shoe-chew jerky... yum!

By: Citizen Premier

Citizen Premier — Thu, 24 May 2007 10:52:15 -0800

Lime and fruit? That sounds like a Quirky Jerky to me.

By: Citizen Premier

Citizen Premier — Thu, 24 May 2007 10:58:06 -0800

Or: Limenated Beef, Blue Chew, Blue Chris, Chrirky (Chris+Jerky, sounds like Quirky, I guess), or... seasoned meat product with zesty lime flavoring.

By: juv3nal

juv3nal — Thu, 24 May 2007 11:03:03 -0800

onania-licious

By: jedicus

jedicus — Thu, 24 May 2007 11:06:32 -0800

Jerk Your Chain
Beef-Eatin' Limey (a play on Limeys and Beef-Eater Gin)
Sublime Beef Jerky
Subliminal Beef Jerky
Lime Green Jerkin' Machine

Not really a name, but a possible slogan:
When Life Gives You Limes, Make Beef Jerky.