Miscellaneous Meat....?

May 24, 2007 5:54 AM

(ComedyJerkyFilter) Help me name my Jerky for the big camping '07 'Jerk-Off'!

I need a name for my jerky (recipe) to stick it to the competition! Could include -Chris, (Christo)Fur, Lime, Fruitiness, Blues, Beef, or Joe Rocket. Your own Epicurean Artistic license is welcomed!

posted by Joe Rocket to food & drink (18 comments total)

Furry's Palm Jerky

Can you tell us more about the jerky and the event?
posted by Pollomacho at 6:12 AM on May 24, 2007

Joe's Polished Rocket Furry Beef Lime Jerky

That should guarantee that no one will put it anywhere near their mouth, anyway.
posted by rusty at 6:18 AM on May 24, 2007

Beefy Limey Jerky
posted by Thorzdad at 6:23 AM on May 24, 2007

Aythin kyoura

Looks vaguely epicurious - Greek? - but sounds like "I think you're a ... jerky." Of course, you can substitute 'you're' for the nickname of your jerky-rival.
posted by nkknkk at 6:24 AM on May 24, 2007

Queef Querky.
posted by Clyde Mnestra at 6:55 AM on May 24, 2007

Meatfilter.
posted by jozxyqk at 7:08 AM on May 24, 2007

Grampa's Foreskin.
posted by robocop is bleeding at 7:29 AM on May 24, 2007

Call it what it's called in South Africa: Biltong
posted by PenDevil at 7:52 AM on May 24, 2007

Lewd-o'-Chris (ludicrous)
posted by idiotfactory at 8:10 AM on May 24, 2007

Chew-o'-Chris
posted by pmbuko at 8:30 AM on May 24, 2007

Nice to Meat Chew
posted by pmbuko at 8:32 AM on May 24, 2007 [2 favorites]

Jack's Off the Wall Jerky
posted by junkbox at 8:37 AM on May 24, 2007

Mummy meat.
posted by kuujjuarapik at 9:13 AM on May 24, 2007

Shoe-chew jerky... yum!
posted by Chunder at 10:21 AM on May 24, 2007

Lime and fruit? That sounds like a Quirky Jerky to me.
posted by Citizen Premier at 10:52 AM on May 24, 2007

Or: Limenated Beef, Blue Chew, Blue Chris, Chrirky (Chris+Jerky, sounds like Quirky, I guess), or... seasoned meat product with zesty lime flavoring.
posted by Citizen Premier at 10:58 AM on May 24, 2007

onania-licious
posted by juv3nal at 11:03 AM on May 24, 2007

Jerk Your Chain
Beef-Eatin' Limey (a play on Limeys and Beef-Eater Gin)
Sublime Beef Jerky
Subliminal Beef Jerky
Lime Green Jerkin' Machine

Not really a name, but a possible slogan:
When Life Gives You Limes, Make Beef Jerky.
posted by jedicus at 11:06 AM on May 24, 2007