Will the evil raccoon kill my cat?
May 16, 2007 1:04 PM
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Will the evil raccoon kill my cat?
I usually keep my window open just wide enough so that my cat can enter and exit at his leisure. In the wee small hours of this morning, I was awoken by a fierce thud. I looked toward the window and saw what I thought was an obese feline making a hasty escape. I got up to inspect, and found myself staring down a RACCOON! After a few seconds of mutual glaring, I slammed the window shut and the raccoon scampered off (he'd been standing on the roof/ledge right outside my window). My cat was sleeping on my bed at the time and seemed pretty unperturbed by the incident.
The thought of a raccoon vandalizing my apartment actually doesn't bother me as much as the thought of him maiming my cat. I used to like raccoons in the same way I like all fuzzy animals, until a couple of weeks ago when a co-worker told me that one was the architect of the gruesome murder of his childhood cat. Freaked out by this, I kept the window closed for the rest of the night, and of course my cat bitched and moaned and knocked stuff over in protest of his curtailed freedom.
My cat loves to play outside, and he's pretty savvy, and I don't want to force him indoors partly because I live in a studio and partly to avoid the tantrums that would ensue. But I'm terrified that he'll meet his end at the claws of the asshole raccoon! What are the odds that the raccoon will kill my cat? Can I suit him with any raccoon armor? Is there anything at all I can do to protect him? Thank you all!
posted by granted to pets & animals (46 comments total)
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posted by granted at 1:07 PM on May 16, 2007