squish! chomp! yum!
March 22, 2007 10:40 AM Subscribe
Help me squish my food!
posted by Cat Pie Hurts to Food & Drink (46 answers total) 32 users marked this as a favorite
I've got a thing for squished food, especially sandwiches. I'll make a sandwich and knead it with my fist to make it very flat and dense. I've always wished for a simple roller device with a crank that I could feed sandwiches into to get max flattening capabilities. Bonus points for ideas on compressing my food into dense cubes (much like a trash compactor). I've been doing this with bread since I was a kid.
Sometimes, I sit around and fantasize about compressing an entire salad into a tiny dense cube or a sandwich into an extremely dense and flat brick and eating it by taking little nibbles. If I could do this, I would be the happiest human in the universe!
How could I best achieve these goals?