help me identify a scaly german porno

February 26, 2007 8:59 AM

Please tell me the name of an awful German or Austrian porno from the late 80's or early 90's (Dubbed version). NSFW (duh!)

I saw it in the mid-to-late 90's and it was laughably awful. It featured a main character named "Oscar (Oskar?) the Butler" It featured a number of stereotypically degrading sex acts (including fisting and urination) and was as erotic as former Attorney General John Ashcroft singing "Let the Eagle Soar."

What made it high comedy was the bored/embarassed sounding narrator describing the action in strongly German-flavored English. It gave the impression that his friend who worked for the company had said "Come on! You speak English and it will only take an hour! Please?".

Some quotes I remember (and they may not be verbatim, but they're not terribly embellished either). Remember, they're read with no emotion:

"This is Oscar the butler"

"Oscar is having a wery (sic) good idea. He's going to piss on her ass"

"That's right, Oscar! The bitch loves it."

note to employers of the future: But I was only seeing the movie to get directions on how to get away from the movie.

posted by Mayor Curley to sports, hobbies, & recreation (3 answers total)

I know you might be reluctant to admit recognizing it. My email is in my profile.

I need to locate it to fulfill the wish of a dying child. I swear!
posted by Mayor Curley at 11:18 AM on February 26, 2007

Maybe you could try and find out how serious the Goethe Institut really is in promoting German culture.
posted by ijsbrand at 12:39 PM on February 26, 2007 [5 favorites]

I don't know the movie in question, but I highly recommend tracking down a copy of My Bare Lady (no link cause I'm at work). It's a mid-80's porn musical based on My Fair Lady.

Mike Horner's in it, and 'over the top' doesn't begin to describe his performance. Though if I had to pick a favorite scene it's gotta be the number featuring Randy West in a really tight pair of red speedos singing like he owes the producers money. Which he very well may have.
posted by Atom12 at 12:53 PM on February 26, 2007