Comments on: Name our cafe!

Question: Name our cafe!

ColdChef — Wed, 03 Mar 2004 13:43:07 -0800

What would you name a cafe that was located in a dental school? (I'm looking for a clever play on words like "The Sweet Tooth" but funnier)

By: stupidsexyFlanders

stupidsexyFlanders — Wed, 03 Mar 2004 13:46:17 -0800

Mastication. (sounds dirty!)

By: contessa

contessa — Wed, 03 Mar 2004 13:47:09 -0800

Cafe T?

get it? cafe-t...cavity

By: baltimore

baltimore — Wed, 03 Mar 2004 13:52:13 -0800

Flossie's?

By: baltimore

baltimore — Wed, 03 Mar 2004 13:52:55 -0800

Rinse 'n' Spit Cafe?

By: staggernation

staggernation — Wed, 03 Mar 2004 13:53:24 -0800

The Drill and Fill Grill
The Caveteria

By: corpse

corpse — Wed, 03 Mar 2004 13:54:26 -0800

Absession!

hahahahha

By: daver

daver — Wed, 03 Mar 2004 13:54:36 -0800

Staggernation beat me to Caverteria by 60 seconds!

By: Danelope

Danelope — Wed, 03 Mar 2004 13:54:53 -0800

Carrie's.

By: ColdChef

ColdChef — Wed, 03 Mar 2004 13:55:10 -0800

Ha! Good stuff. Keep 'em coming.

By: stupidsexyFlanders

stupidsexyFlanders — Wed, 03 Mar 2004 13:55:20 -0800

Can I change that to "Mutual Mastication"? Because nobody likes dining alone.

By: staggernation

staggernation — Wed, 03 Mar 2004 13:56:16 -0800

Filling Station

By: Danelope

Danelope — Wed, 03 Mar 2004 13:57:23 -0800

For a Venice-themed café specializing in roasted potatoes, carrots, parsnips, etc.: Root Canal.

By: baltimore

baltimore — Wed, 03 Mar 2004 13:59:39 -0800

Bite.

By: Shane

Shane — Wed, 03 Mar 2004 14:00:15 -0800

The Yellowed Tooth?

That's what coffee does to mine.

By: Orb

Orb — Wed, 03 Mar 2004 14:00:22 -0800

Bite Down or Mastication Station(my idea)
Open Wide or Chomper's (my husband's contribution)

By: baltimore

baltimore — Wed, 03 Mar 2004 14:01:21 -0800

al dente

By: amberglow

amberglow — Wed, 03 Mar 2004 14:12:43 -0800

Amalgam-ated

By: staggernation

staggernation — Wed, 03 Mar 2004 14:13:19 -0800

The Upper BuyCustard

By: Skot

Skot — Wed, 03 Mar 2004 14:17:47 -0800

Nutrition For Your Dentition
The Jittery Chisel
Gum Shots

By: machaus

machaus — Wed, 03 Mar 2004 14:21:18 -0800

Why are my pants around my ankles Cafe.

By: ColdChef

ColdChef — Wed, 03 Mar 2004 14:22:14 -0800

Toothpick-nic Basket

By: ROU_Xenophobe

ROU_Xenophobe — Wed, 03 Mar 2004 14:23:55 -0800

Vhe Dentah Shcoo Haffe' , complete with graphic of a patient with numerous ugly implements in his/her wide-open mouth.

By: ColdChef

ColdChef — Wed, 03 Mar 2004 14:25:42 -0800

The Happy Mouth?

By: ColdChef

ColdChef — Wed, 03 Mar 2004 14:27:54 -0800

Ginger Vitis's?

By: mathowie

mathowie — Wed, 03 Mar 2004 14:30:27 -0800

The Gumline

By: Smart Dalek

Smart Dalek — Wed, 03 Mar 2004 14:33:23 -0800

The (Other) Crown
Plaque Attack!

By: jpoulos

jpoulos — Wed, 03 Mar 2004 14:34:24 -0800

The Overbite Cafe.

The QuickBite Cafe.

By: crunchland

crunchland — Wed, 03 Mar 2004 14:34:40 -0800

rinse & spit.

By: crunchland

crunchland — Wed, 03 Mar 2004 14:35:48 -0800

arg

By: Skot

Skot — Wed, 03 Mar 2004 14:37:00 -0800

You Know The Drill

By: Smart Dalek

Smart Dalek — Wed, 03 Mar 2004 14:39:53 -0800

MouthWash

By: andrew cooke

andrew cooke — Wed, 03 Mar 2004 14:39:56 -0800

Guilt

By: dobbs

dobbs — Wed, 03 Mar 2004 14:40:37 -0800

Is It Safe?
The Devil's Mandible.

By: vacapinta

vacapinta — Wed, 03 Mar 2004 14:40:54 -0800

Jaw-va

By: squirrel

squirrel — Wed, 03 Mar 2004 14:42:59 -0800

The Holey Molar
Bite Down

By: i_am_joe's_spleen

i_am_joe's_spleen — Wed, 03 Mar 2004 14:43:31 -0800

Overbite.

The "This may cause you some discomfort" Cafe.

Molar Molar.

Cavity Filler.

The Open Wider.

(What was the name of the dentist in Little Shop of Horrors? Aha!) Scrivello's.

By: eastlakestandard

eastlakestandard — Wed, 03 Mar 2004 14:44:06 -0800

The Holey Molar (for a Christian affiliated school...)

By: eastlakestandard

eastlakestandard — Wed, 03 Mar 2004 14:44:35 -0800

Damn, squirrel beat me to it.

By: parrots

parrots — Wed, 03 Mar 2004 14:46:42 -0800

Flow-ride

By: Smart Dalek

Smart Dalek — Wed, 03 Mar 2004 14:48:25 -0800

Apéritif

By: parrots

parrots — Wed, 03 Mar 2004 14:49:42 -0800

(Or Flowright's)

By: Robot Johnny

Robot Johnny — Wed, 03 Mar 2004 14:53:57 -0800

Flo'ss Diner

By: _sirmissalot_

_sirmissalot_ — Wed, 03 Mar 2004 15:00:54 -0800

What kind of food will be served?

By: me3dia

me3dia — Wed, 03 Mar 2004 15:07:17 -0800

CafADA. (as in)
Tea for Tooth.
Pick Me Up.
Extraction.

By: joaquim

joaquim — Wed, 03 Mar 2004 15:09:48 -0800

Star Buccal
The Purple Ow

By: mr_crash_davis

mr_crash_davis — Wed, 03 Mar 2004 15:18:43 -0800

Root Cellar
Pulp Fixins

(Sadly, Crown Burgers is already taken.

By: mr_crash_davis

mr_crash_davis — Wed, 03 Mar 2004 15:18:53 -0800

)

By: sgt.serenity

sgt.serenity — Wed, 03 Mar 2004 15:18:56 -0800

say ahh cafe or ahh cafe or just ahh , fee please.

By: taz

taz — Wed, 03 Mar 2004 15:41:38 -0800

"The Tooth is Out There"

Okay, just kidding. But the slogan should definitely be "Four out of Five Dentists Recommend It".

By: jasper411

jasper411 — Wed, 03 Mar 2004 15:41:53 -0800

Down in the mouth?

By: inviolable

inviolable — Wed, 03 Mar 2004 15:47:26 -0800

Peri O' Dontal's Irish Cafe

By: taz

taz — Wed, 03 Mar 2004 15:54:05 -0800

ooh, ooh... the "Partial Plate Cafe"!

By: inviolable

inviolable — Wed, 03 Mar 2004 16:04:31 -0800

Floating Tooth Cafe
Exlcusions (Services not covered by a dental policy)
The Co-Pay Cafe
Coffee to the Maxilla!

By: kindall

kindall — Wed, 03 Mar 2004 16:12:00 -0800

There is only one correct answer:

Toothsome

By: _sirmissalot_

_sirmissalot_ — Wed, 03 Mar 2004 16:13:52 -0800

The Perfect Palate, of course.

By: scarabic

scarabic — Wed, 03 Mar 2004 16:20:55 -0800

Cafe Tartar

By: amberglow

amberglow — Wed, 03 Mar 2004 16:21:39 -0800

The Lead Apron

By: lilboo

lilboo — Wed, 03 Mar 2004 16:43:41 -0800

Fillings

By: armoured-ant

armoured-ant — Wed, 03 Mar 2004 17:40:03 -0800

ColdChef, did you just ans wer your own question?

My suggestion:
Oral Snax.

By: anathema

anathema — Wed, 03 Mar 2004 17:42:05 -0800

The Lead Apron

Love it.

NO2

And of course everything in the place must be coated in enamel.

By: davidmsc

davidmsc — Wed, 03 Mar 2004 17:44:07 -0800

Java Bites!

or

Wisdom Cafe

or

Oral Cafe

or

Coffee Extract (or Cafe Extract)

or

Java Lingual

or

Cafe Lingual

Good luck!

By: ColdChef

ColdChef — Wed, 03 Mar 2004 18:00:11 -0800

Thanks. These are all great. The LSU Dental School in New Orleans is renaming their newly remodeled cafe, and we were all riffing on what the new name should be.

These were all better than anything we could come up with. We're going to pass along these names to the school and hope that they have as good of a sense of humor as MeFi does.

By: troutfishing

troutfishing — Wed, 03 Mar 2004 21:11:33 -0800

Chomp.

By: anathema

anathema — Wed, 03 Mar 2004 21:57:07 -0800

Sensodine

By: furiousthought

furiousthought — Wed, 03 Mar 2004 22:33:23 -0800

The Local Anaesthetic
Dribbly Chin's Cafe
Tooth Pull Istanbul
Jessie Mae's Tartar Scrapin' Break Spot
The Epiglottis
Cottonmouth's Coffeehouse

I pretty much have mascots in mind for each of these. Also, most of these would be better for bars, now that I think of it.

By: planetkyoto

planetkyoto — Thu, 04 Mar 2004 01:03:37 -0800

Grind n' Go

By: Dagobert

Dagobert — Thu, 04 Mar 2004 02:41:12 -0800

Cuspid Cafe

By: Dagobert

Dagobert — Thu, 04 Mar 2004 02:49:55 -0800

Molar & Pestle

The Crowning Glory

The Little Shop of Java

Kiss Me Kaffe

Have a Jamoke and a Smile

Java Java Everywhere (and not a drop to drink)

The Topical Cafe

Liquid Diet

Dental Damage

By: DevilsAdvocate

DevilsAdvocate — Thu, 04 Mar 2004 04:34:13 -0800

Just say N₂O

By: emelenjr

emelenjr — Thu, 04 Mar 2004 05:55:25 -0800

Brushes with Fame (If you're going for a celebrity-themed place)

Will customers come more than once every six months, though?

By: Goofyy

Goofyy — Thu, 04 Mar 2004 06:58:05 -0800

Coffee Cavity

By: jragon

jragon — Thu, 04 Mar 2004 09:36:28 -0800

For the record: wow.

By: johnny7

johnny7 — Thu, 04 Mar 2004 10:16:10 -0800

2.30

By: squirrel

squirrel — Thu, 04 Mar 2004 13:06:04 -0800

The Bridge Too Bar