Comments on: Who goes hardest on these broads?

Question: Who goes hardest on these broads?

reenum — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 06:25:06 -0800

What are the most misogynist rap songs you have ever heard? See

A group of friends and I are trying to find the most misogynist and outlandish examples of misogynistic rap. Too $hort is a fairly good play, but we can only use an artist once.

So, I ask you MeFites, what are the most woman-hatingest lyrics you've ever heard? Oh, our contest also allows for lyrics about women double-crossing the rapper, or the rapper talking about how stuck-up a woman or group of women are and what he'd like to do to them as a result.

Thanks for helping me win the contest.

By: carsonb

carsonb — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 06:27:58 -0800

She Swallowed It by NWA

By: rkent

rkent — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 06:30:13 -0800

Can you use NWA once and Easy E again as a "solo artist"? Because he was really pretty over the line, both within and without the NWA context.

Also, it would be a dereliction of duty to overlook 2 Live Crew in such an effort. In fact the most difficult part might be picking out one of their songs as decisively worse than the rest.

By: saladin

saladin — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 06:33:07 -0800

Another vote for Easy E, particularly the song "My Baby'z Mama."

By: zpousman

zpousman — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 06:40:57 -0800

(new) Make it Rain, Fat Joe --

This is the chorus: I make it rain on them hoes, I make it rain, I make it rain

(old) You Mean I'm Not?, Black Sheep --

It's about being a school age child and then raping and killing his mom and sister (and father) because they were hogging the bathroom among other things. Sadly, though this is tongue-in-cheek and making fun of gangster rap. But it's a great little ditty.

Snip: Went to the bathroom and beat the rush
Yo who the fuck used my toothbrush?
Went to my sister's room, "Yo, bitch wake up"
"You stupid ass, dirty ass, nasty ass slut"
Shot her in the leg, shot her in the thigh
Kicked her in the pussy, and punched her in the eye

By: dead_

dead_ — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 06:41:27 -0800

Necro's album The Sexorcist is particularly misogynistic. OK, ok. It's incredibly, incredibly misogynistic to the point that it is caustic to listen to.

I'd suggest other artists, but this will easily win you your contest.

Off the song, "I Degrade You" the chorus goes something like "I degrade you, that's why god made you / I'll enslave you, I fucking hate you," or something very similar.

The album also sports tracks like "Pussy Is My Weakness," "Whore," "Suckadelic," "You Bitches Love To Get Fucked in the Ass," "I Wanna Fuck," "She's Got a Great Ass" and more.

I'd get you lyrics but I'm having trouble finding them. But you can't lose with this album. There is nothing more misogynistic than Necro, who, as it turns out is actually a pretty fascinating guy, despite his ridiculous lyrics.

By: true

true — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 06:43:18 -0800

Bitches Ain't Shit would be my pick from the Dr. Dre side. Although I really do enjoy the Ben Folds version better.

By: dead_

dead_ — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 06:45:27 -0800

Off the track, "Whore":

I'm a sex legend
Fuckin you like I injected ephedrine
Pump your ass like a jackhammer connected to your rectum
Nothing's affecting my erection
Unless you're in need of dexatrim and your complexion is infected skin
I wanna hear confessions, bitch, obsessions
Lessons, questions, sexual suggestions
Would you like some refreshments? Some breath mints?
'Cause I plan on tonguing you while molesting your intestines
You contain the essence of the profession
Known as prostitution my first impression is you'd be excellent
Your estrogen is like mescaline
If you're not douching your twat, smells like pollution a pestilent specimen
Necro is smooth especially when making the move
On you removing your clothes whether or not you approve
Don't feel aggression after the molesting
I'd have Gwyneth Paltrow eating Alpo
My deception is for fucking

Off the track, "Vaginal Secretions":

Enter my sex club, I got a slut bent on the floor
100 percent hardcore, a carnivore to whores
I got the pussy meat in my jaw, eating it raw
the period bleeding is pure
pulling at the beads covered in gore
I'll kiss your ass, piss in a glass
make you drink it, you'll suck numerous cocks that are stinkin
your purpose in life is to grab a dick and jerk it
you go girl, work it
you piece of shit bitch, you're worthless
You're a hot cunt, a piece of ass worth a lot of cash
A teenage fuck who's a girl ___ slash
I'm dead ass, she had a wet gash
but the cunt stuck like skunk
I almost puked up a lung
your bent over with cocks in your shlot
in your shit box, a walking hoe
sucking 4 P.O.'s, you dirty lip rot
you dumb and full of cum
You fuckin hoes, can suck on hose
both the nut on your nose, dog

The entire album is like this, and these are actually two of the more mild songs on it.

By: PantsOfSCIENCE

PantsOfSCIENCE — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 06:46:39 -0800

The Geto Boys. Still my favorite gangster rap album.

Gangster of Love:
Bitches look at me like Im a faker
Knowing goddamn well
Im a mutherfuckin heartbreaker!
Ill have them crying for months
Cause I done fucked their best friends
And put a whipping on their cunt
They have their mothers to call
But if fucked one mom
You done fucked them all

By: dead_

dead_ — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 06:53:36 -0800

Also, I'd highly recommend the album Porn Again by the Smut Peddlers. Not nearly as awful, but there's still some stuff of use on it.

Other songs that may be of interest to you:

Three Six Mafia - Neighborhood Hoe
Too Short - Blowjob Betty
Three Six Mafia - From Da Back

Three Six Mafia - Slob on My Knob (which has such timeless lyrics as "Slob on my knob, like corn on the cob / check in with me, and do your job / lay on the bead, and give me head" ... and don't worry, if this song is too misogynistic, there is a version sang by the female rapper La Chat called "Slob on my Cat")

Three Six Mafia - Shake Dat Jelly

Three Six Mafia - Put Cha Dick In Her Mouth (chorus: "I'ma get my chief on while she suck my ding-dong / eyes like a ching-chong, hard on like king-kong, put ya dick in her mouth gimme head till I'm dead)

Lil Scrappy - Poppin Ya Pussy
Ludacris - Pussy Poppin
Cam'ron f. Lil Wayne - Touch it or Not (also known as "Suck it or not" with a chorus something along the lines of "Tell me baby girl are you gonna suck it or not?")

Juvenile - Back That Azz Up

This is all I have off the top of my head, but there must be thousands more examples. When I get to my computer at home I can post more, if you like (but as I said, Necro is a sure win).

By: ND¢

ND¢ — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 06:55:08 -0800

"Here's for the Bitches": An Analysis of Gangsta Rap and Misogyny.

GANGSTA MISOGYNY: A CONTENT ANALYSIS OF THE PORTRAYALS OF VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN IN RAP MUSIC, 1987-1993.

Second or third for Eazy:

Niggaz don't see I'm a 100% legit
And you know it ain't about all that bullshit
It's about fuckin this bitch and that bitch
But not the bitch with the 7 day itch, like that hoe
Just throwin' me the pussy
She says she wants to do it like a doggy
She's bad, nobody is badder
But she got more crabs than a sea food platter
Bitch on the gank move, to skizz me
Just to say, I got fucked by Eazy
So I slapped the hoe like a pimp
I might be a woman beater, but I'm not a pussy eater
So when the shit hits the fan it's outta my mouth
You don't like what I'm talkin' about
All of y'all can just suck my dick
You can quote me now cuz I'm talkin' shit.

By: Faint of Butt

Faint of Butt — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 06:56:47 -0800

I'm not sure if Dr. Dre did this one solo or with NWA, but no collection of ludicrous misogyny would be complete without "Bridgette."

Bridgette / was a girl that I knew / but Bridgette was a dumb ho! / Bridgette was a dumb ho!

By: phoenixy

phoenixy — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 06:58:33 -0800

Superman, by Eminem?

By: dead_

dead_ — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 06:58:58 -0800

Necro, "All Hotties Eat the Jizz":

You got to douche your puss 'cause that shit's stinky
My cum is screaming drink me
My cocks like a slinky, plus my pinky is kinky
Essentials through ya mental, Club Confidential
My phallus shoved in the mouth of Yentle equals crazy potential
How 'bout I tear apart the vagina of Asia Carrera
Shockin' Asia, how 'bout I shove my cock in 'n taze ya
From glamour pj's, she used to give me bj's
That bitch was tight, I sliced her panties off with a kitchen knife
What'chu do to your tits?
Had the silicone implant em', enlarge em', reduce em'
Now them shits look like the gruesome two-some
No jive'in, I'm down with muff divin' at a drive-in
I'll make a piggy a treat you like a slut from caligula
With some cannabis and teeth for my flesh
Cleaver'll be rippin' to pieces the trashy beaver a diva
My phone sex, will have you fucking your reciever
Through sex phone ads, I got sluts sucking my gonads
Your tits are so big you could call the ones on Dolly small
Suck them shits, Z-cups bigger than fuckin' volleyballs
For me to grab my meat and beat it
No credit cards needed, my cock's a frank for they heat it
Hungry hooker here eat it!

Alright, I'm done posting. Sorry. I feel dirty.

By: COBRA!

COBRA! — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 07:00:25 -0800

Does Chris Rock's "Smack Her with a Dick" count?

Smack her with a dick
Smack her with a dick

Dick in her ear
Dick in her ear

Blind the bitch....

WITH COME!

By: derbs

derbs — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 07:03:01 -0800

"i'm a brother who will smother your mother, and make your sister think i love her!"

of course, NWA, Straight Outta Compton

By: reenum

reenum — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 07:03:33 -0800

dead_, you are the man. Please do post more titles. All four of us are big rap fans, so I have the feeling this contest could go on for a while.

Thanks MeFites. Keep the titles rolling if you would.

By: sneakin

sneakin — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 07:08:41 -0800

Pregnant Pussy by UGK?

By: stinkycheese

stinkycheese — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 07:10:46 -0800

Schoolly D, Pussy Ain't Nothing. Chorus: "pussy ain't nothing but meat on the bone / you suck it and fuck it and leave it alone".

Also, "Mind Of A Lunatic" by The Geto Boys. Sample lyric: "after I fucked her / check out what I did / slit her fucking stomach / and watched her squeal like a pig".

There's two off the top of my head. But yeah, it seems like Necro wins.

By: stinkycheese

stinkycheese — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 07:15:06 -0800

Whoops, that Geto Boys tune was "Murder Avenue" actually. From "Mind Of A Lunatic" -

Lookin' through her window, now my body is warm
She's naked, and I'm a peepin tom
Her body's beautiful, so Im thinkin rape
Shouldn't have had her curtains open, so that's her fate
Leavin' out her house, grabbed the bitch by her mouth
Drug her back in, slammed her down on the couch
Whipped out my knife, said, if you scream, I'm cuttin'
Opened her legs and commenced the fuckin'
She begged me not to kill her, I gave her a rose
Then slit her throat, and watched her shake till her eyes closed
Had sex with the corpse before I left her
And drew my name on the wall like helter skelter...

Pretty nasty.

By: loiseau

loiseau — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 07:15:41 -0800

I actually think the worst offenders are the underhanded ones... mainstream MTV pop songs with really offensive stances just plunked in there.

cf. Ludacris "Shake Ya Moneymaker"
"Shake ya moneymaker like somebody 'bout to pay ya..."
"Shake shake shake your money maker like you were shakin it for some paper"

Nate Dogg "I Need a Bitch" (or "I Need a Chick")
"I need me a chick to pass on to my boys soon as I get through"

Nelly "Tip Drill" (this term refers to women with ugly faces but alright bodies who are fuckable in times of need)
"I said it must be ya ass cause it ain't yo face, Ineed a tip drill, I need a tip drill"

Ghostface "Save Me Dear"
"To all the ladies who love they man, though they fuck up, and you still let them back in.
Make some noise if you cook and you clean for 'em,
Out of love, doing juks for them"

I hate hate to say this since I love rap and have since I was in junior high... but some of the sentiments in mainstream rap songs are jaw-droppingly appalling.

I know to approach a song like "Vaginal Secretions" by Necro with caution by the title even if I don't know the lyrics, and you're probably not going to hear it on morning radio, but the mainstream stuff is insidious, sometimes scary.

By: dead_

dead_ — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 07:16:56 -0800

The Federation - Donkey

E-40 - Gimme Head (off the album My Ghetto Report Card. Chorus is something like, "Feels like I'm in your pussy, when you suckin' my dick")

David Banner - Pop That
David Banner - Play ("Go'on girl, I'm tryna get ya pussy wet, work that, lemme see ya drip sweat)

UGK - I'm So Bad ("I'm Pimp C, I put a bitch in her place, get down on ya knees I put my dick in ya face! Huh!")

Project Pat - Don't Save Her
Project Pat - Ooh Nuthin'
Project Pat - Run a Train
Project Pat - Sucks on Dick
Project Pat - Good Googly Moogly (with the best chorus ever, "Good googly moogly that thang is juicy!")

Notorious B.I.G. - Nasty Boy (Gave us the line, "Back of my mind I hope she swallow!

Too Short - Freaky Tales (I know you said no more Too Short, but this one is just too good not to mention.)

By: stovenator

stovenator — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 07:26:40 -0800

This topic Ain't No Fun (if the Homey's can't haaaaave none):

Ain't No Fun
Snoop, Nate Dogg, Kurupt, Warren G

When I met you last night baby
Before you opened up your gap
I had respect for ya lady
But now I take it all back
Cause you gave me all your pussy
And ya even licked my balls
Leave your number on the cabinet
And I promise baby, I'll give ya a call
Next time I'm feelin kinda horny
You can come on over, and I'll break you off
And if you can't fuck, that day, baby
Just lay back, and open your mouth
Cause I have never
met a girl
That I love
in the whole wide world

By: dead_

dead_ — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 07:27:27 -0800

Kane & Abel - Shake it like a Dog
Dr. Octagon - Visit to the Gynecologist
Ying Yang Twins - Wait (The Whisper Song)

By: nooneyouknow

nooneyouknow — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 07:31:26 -0800

Eminem & Nate Dog - Shake That (lyrics, video)

I'm lookin for a girl that will do whatever the fuck
I say everyday she be givin it up

I want a bitch that sit at the crib with no panties on
Knows that she can but she won't say no
Now look at this lady all in front of me, sexy as can be
Tonight I want a slut, would you be mine?
I heard you was freaky from a friend of mine

Now I hope you don't get mad at me
But I told Nate you was a freak
He said he wants a slut, hope you don't mind
I told him how you like it from behind

By: ND¢

ND¢ — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 07:32:20 -0800

I forgot Wildflower by Ghostface Killah:

While I was on tour, whore, you went to work
Quick fast, had a nigga dick in the dirt
You couldn't wait just to kidnap the bait of my sperm
Where's you at, hoe? 'Pinky house, she put in my perm'
That's all you ever said to me, thought that could hold me
Remember when I long-dicked you and broke your ovary?
You crab bitch, chickenhead hoe, eatin' heros
I'm the first nigga that had you watchin flicks by DeNiro...

I'm wonderin how many times your hot ass got stabbed
You dumb bitch, horny hot fuck from out the mountains
Your clientele is low hoe, catch you next show, bro
I got jerked, gave away my pussy, that shit hurt...

By: curie

curie — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 07:37:08 -0800

"Ain't Nothing" - Silkk the Shocker

By: beerbajay

beerbajay — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 07:39:38 -0800

"Slow motion" by Juvenile has some creepy-ass lines for a mainstream rap song:

If you loving my bark let me bury my bone
I got 4 or 5 bad merry bitches at home
One of my bitches feel in love with that outside dick
that outside dick keep them hoes sick
...
Fine bitches if you listening you heard me I'm strong
If you going threw your cycle I ain't with It I'm gone
You must have heard about them hoes that I beat up in my home
They wasn't telling the truth baby you know they was wrong
...
Don't be asking nigga questions about where I'm driving you
...

By: puritycontrol

puritycontrol — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 07:42:44 -0800

even worse (IMHO) than derbs' citation from "straight outta compton" is this line from the song:

So what about the bitch who got shot? Fuck her!
You think I give a damn about a bitch? I ain't a sucker!

and then there's CB4's "straight outta locash":

I fucked ya wife, cause the bitch is a big hoe
I fucked ya sister, I fucked ya cat
I would have fucked ya mom but the bitch is too fat!

By: fizzix

fizzix — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 07:44:50 -0800

I second the recommendation for: Three Six Mafia, UGK, and Project Pat.

(For Starters; see: slobb on my knob, chickenhead, ass n' titties)

Necro, though, probably does have the win.

By: eas98

eas98 — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 07:46:48 -0800

The aforementioned 2 Live Crew gets my vote.

How can I pick only one?

Face Down Ass Up features gems such as "Pussy aint nuttin but meat on the bone"

And of course, there are plenty more where that came from. The entire As Nasty as they Wanna Be album is a classic.

By: ibmcginty

ibmcginty — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 07:49:13 -0800

Penthouse Players Clique's "I'm a Playa (Bitch)" from the Trespass soundtrack fits pretty well.

It addresses the perils of sex with the underaged and contains the immortal lines, "No insubordination out of my hoes," and "Fuck black pussy, I don't want y'all either/Got me an Italian bitch, on my dicky dicky dick."

By: klangklangston

klangklangston — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 07:54:22 -0800

Keep in mind Slick Rick (I can't find anything outside of Child's Story in my collection, since I sold most of his crap), or even non-profane tracks like LL Cool J's "Dear Yvette," where James expresses his concern over a "fast" girl.
It's also worth looking into the Insane Clown Posse, though they're another one that I only remember from my misspent youth (I'm even in the Chicken Hunters video!), having long sold off all their crappy albums. But a constant strain of misogyny and homophobia is pretty much their schtick.

By: jontyjago

jontyjago — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 07:59:25 -0800

Girls by the Beastie Boys, pretty mild compared to a lot of the stuff mentioned but at least sexist if not misogynistic.

It Was a Good Day - Ice Cube - "picked up a girl I'd been trying to fuck since the 12th grade"

By: box

box — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 08:01:31 -0800

I'm amazed nobody's mentioned Kool G. Rap yet. Between 'Talk Like Sex,' 'Talk Like Sex Pt. 2' (on the aforementioned Smut Peddlers album) and what Superhead says about him in that Video Vixen book, he's clearly got some issues with women.

By: dead_

dead_ — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 08:07:00 -0800

Nah nah, It Was A Good Day is a great song by Ice Cube, but if you want something truly misogynistic from him, look no further than the song "Givin Up The Nappy Dugout" off the album Death Certificate.

By: M.C. Lo-Carb!

M.C. Lo-Carb! — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 08:08:44 -0800

Better step back 'cuz Here Comes The Mayo!

By: mullacc

mullacc — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 08:19:06 -0800

The Geto Boys still manage to shock me. In addition to their songs mentioned above, the last verse in Assassins is particularly bad--Bushwick Bill finds out the woman he slept with has HIV/AIDS, so he kills her with a chainsaw.

By: ND¢

ND¢ — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 08:20:35 -0800

It Was a Good Day - Ice Cube - "picked up a girl I'd been trying to fuck since the 12th grade"
posted by jontyjago at 10:59 AM EST on January 25

What the hell is wrong with that? Wanting to have sex with women does not equal hating them.

By: cloeburner

cloeburner — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 08:25:22 -0800

Akinyele's "Put It In Your Mouth" has some rather absurd lyrics...
You wanna go down why not
I be like Herbie and han you a cock
and tell you that my name is Ak
get on your knees, make like the breeze begin to blow
but dont give me no Ralph Loren grin
if you're not down to go low
I'm all about mouth fuckin
only if you down for dick suckin
if not, bj in the bed...keep truckin
and fuck chap sticks
I'm comin ashes hell wit chapped dicks
for your chapped ass lips
treatin your teeth like dentists as Im rubbin them
with an erection like injections
fuck it I be druggin them
numbing up your tonsils
like ambesol anesthetic
cummin down your throat like chloraseptic(take it out my mouth)
no time for apologizin..girlfriend if you.....
swallowin{gurgle}....garglin
I'm givin bitches permanent beards
put your lips here
and catch these damn facial hairs in your mouth

Just for good measure, here's the Beatles song "Run For Your Life"...
Well I'd rather see you dead, little girl
than to be with another man
You better keep your head, little girl
or I won't know where I am

You better run for your life if you can, little girl
Hide your head in the sand little girl
Catch you with another man
That's the end'a little girl

Well I know that I'm a wicked guy
And I was born with a jealous mind
And I can't spend my whole life
trying just to make you toe the line

You better run for your life if you can, little girl
Hide your head in the sand little girl
Catch you with another man
That's the end'a little girl

Let this be a sermon
I mean everything I've said
Baby, I'm determined
And I'd rather see you dead

You better run for your life if you can, little girl
Hide your head in the sand little girl
Catch you with another man
That's the end'a little girl

By: curie

curie — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 08:26:04 -0800

"Gimme That Nutt" - Eazy E
"Kill You" - Eminem
"Hoochie Mama" - 2 Live Crew

By: PetiePal

PetiePal — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 08:26:14 -0800

Eamon - (Fuck It) I Don't Want You Back

Song actually cracked me up the first time I saw the video years ago.

See I don't, know why
I liked you so much
I gave you all of my trust
I told you, I loved you
Now that's all down the drain
You put me through pain
I wanna let you know how I feel

Fuck what I said, it dont mean shit now
Fuck the presents, might as well throw 'em out
Fuck all those kisses, they didn't mean jack
Fuck you you hoe, I dont want you back(2x)

You thought, you could keep this shit from me, yea
You burnt bitch, I heard the story
You played me, you even gave him head.
Now you're asking for me back
You just another act
Look elsewhere, cause you're done with me

Fuck what I said it dont mean shit now
Fuck the presents, might as well throw em out
Fuck all those kisses, they didn't mean jack
Fuck you you hoe, I dont want you back (2x)

By: Sijeka

Sijeka — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 08:33:17 -0800

What loiseau said.

If it was for research purposes I'd give some suggestions away, but for a contest?

"Ha-ha, let's see who can make the worst racist/sexist joke!"

Not so cool.

By: dead_

dead_ — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 08:39:34 -0800

Take it to MeTa if you have a problem.

By: jasondigitized

jasondigitized — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 09:00:01 -0800

Not sure if its DJ Assault or DJ Godfather, but either way it's Detroit 'Booty' style music.

The lyrics to the song are: "Ass........Titties, Ass and Titties, Ass Ass Titties Titties Ass and Titties".

By: Burhanistan

Burhanistan — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 09:00:34 -0800

Bust Down's "Nasty Bitch" is a real standout.

By: chunking express

chunking express — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 09:00:56 -0800

I got a bitch that suck my dick til I nut
Spit it on my gut and slurp that shit back up
Aint that a slut (hell yea) she even take it in the butt
Fuck for bout a hour, now she want a golden shower
You didnt know that we be pissin on hoes, bitch (beotch)
Luke and biggie straight shittin on hoes, bitch (beotch)
Lick your toes, bitch? (beotch) fuck no, you must be crazy
Squirt in your face and then Im swayze (bitch)
- All I want is Hoes by Biggie

By: cortex

cortex — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 09:06:39 -0800

Take it to Metatalk indeed.

By: Gilbert

Gilbert — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 09:12:01 -0800

Kool Keith "Sex Style." I'm looking at the lyrics (Google it), and I'm truly at a loss as to what to quote. German shepards are involved.

By: veronica sawyer

veronica sawyer — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 09:17:12 -0800

How have we gotten this far without mentioning Gravediggaz (see this for example) or Get Low by Li'l Jon? (Which, btw, was the inspiration for Chris Rock's "slap her with a dick" joke.)

I think you lawyers from Kansas need to get out more if the best you can think of is Too $hort. But that's just this bitch's opinion.

By: chillmost

chillmost — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 09:48:30 -0800

Oh Yeah. Don't forget Kool Keith.

I once worked on an album by a rapper from Chicago's Southside called Ice. There was a really nasty song that I just couldn't stop laughing at during the whole session. The chorus was just,
"Suck a dick and die
Suck a dick and die, bitch
Suck a dick and die
Suck a dick and die, bitch"

I had a copy on tape and used to play it for friends. Oh how we would laugh. That never made it on my demo reel for some reason.

By: reenum

reenum — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 10:00:34 -0800

veronica,

Your response is well taken. Being in KS unfortunately limits my exposure to some of the more esoteric rappers out there.

Good looking out on Gravediggaz though. I heard quite a lot about them back when I was younger and still read "The Source".

By: veronica sawyer

veronica sawyer — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 10:07:03 -0800

Re: Gravediggaz. Russell Simmons thought horrorcore was going to be the next big thing in hip hop. I think he was mistaken.

By: ascullion

ascullion — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 10:41:58 -0800

wow. and i always thought kanye west's goldigger was pretty bad!

By: jedrek

jedrek — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 12:14:39 -0800

NWA's One Less Bitch:

Now Vikky Vikky Vikky, she's very tricky
She put her hicky on top of my dick
Sick betsy - she told me she loved me
And she wanted to keep me
If only she can have the dick with me

I was going to say Akinyele's Put It In Your Mouth, but that's really just a song about oral sex ('whatever you love to lick/pussy or dick'). Fuck Me For Free from the Put It In Your Mouth EP, on the other hand, includes gems like:

It's the Akinyele, you know I rock well
Girl I get up in that ass like K.Y Gel
Said, if I want to fuck I gotta spend cash
Niggas must have had they tongue in your butt cause you cause you
talkin' out your ass.
Huh, I just came to bust a nut
But if you want me to go down south girl listen up
"I wanna fuck" I said "I wanna fuck"
Yo the fourth is down south and I'm going into action

Off-Topic but On-Theme: The Roots' Seed 2.0. A song where most of the lyrics are about a guy having sex without protection and impregnating a girl. I've heard so many girls sing along to this song without realizing what they were singing along to. (Yes, I know, it's actually a metaphor)

By: deadmessenger

deadmessenger — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 13:44:51 -0800

On the double-cross side, Onyx, and Da Nex N***z has got to be up there.

By: softlord

softlord — Fri, 26 Jan 2007 05:20:24 -0800

I find it interesting how many of these songs arent necessarily misogynistic but instead speak to the guys need to get laid. Guys wanting sex from girls is misogynistic?