What should I name my hockey team?

January 9, 2007 12:08 AM

What should I name my hockey team?

Help me name my hockey team! I'm doing an online fantasy hockey pool and I want to come up with a witty team name, suggestions?

posted by bluehermit to sports, hobbies, & recreation (36 comments total)

Frank
Steagle Colbeagle the Eagles
posted by stovenator at 12:28 AM on January 9, 2007

Super Fantasy Hockey Guys.
The Bob.
posted by IronLizard at 12:46 AM on January 9, 2007

Offsites
Bridgework
The Argonauts
Zamboni Roadkill
posted by rob511 at 12:48 AM on January 9, 2007

The Gay Blades, The Puck'er Up. The Smash Brothers, ME LIKE HOCKEY, The glidie-smashies, The hickey team, The Icy Manipulators
posted by Ambrosia Voyeur at 12:55 AM on January 9, 2007

The Blomee Brothers
posted by IronLizard at 1:06 AM on January 9, 2007

Pre-Mask Grins (or Terry Sawchuk's Teeth)
Angry Rejected Figure Skaters (Arfs!)
The Five-Holes
posted by pracowity at 1:20 AM on January 9, 2007

The Jasons.
A double entredre for Jason and The Jasons
posted by Osmanthus at 1:27 AM on January 9, 2007

The Toothless Canucks
Janet's Regrets
Steve
posted by kmennie at 2:03 AM on January 9, 2007

--> The Ice Kinks < --br>
Get your kink on!
posted by furtive at 2:39 AM on January 9, 2007

The Rocket Fantasy All-Stars
posted by furtive at 2:40 AM on January 9, 2007

Kerry Fraser and the Andy Van Helmets
(you could all get matching bouffant toupees)
posted by furtive at 2:46 AM on January 9, 2007

The Boreans

The Bifrost Bunch

The Cube

The Flying Zambonis

The Motherpuckers
posted by Kirth Gerson at 3:35 AM on January 9, 2007

The Owl-Stretchers
posted by wolfsleepy at 3:36 AM on January 9, 2007

Owl Stretching Time

Dammit, wolf! Beat me to it.
posted by jbickers at 3:46 AM on January 9, 2007

FOAD
Fantastic Orangutang-like Athletic Dudes.
posted by b33j at 4:00 AM on January 9, 2007

My husband is partial to plays on Ray Bourque's name, like "Bourque Chops"
posted by xsquared-1 at 4:05 AM on January 9, 2007

Super Nashwan, Brutal Deluxe... something that will scare any opponents who've ever played Speedball 2 on their Amiga :)
posted by Chunder at 4:07 AM on January 9, 2007

The Mighty Pucks
posted by any major dude at 5:45 AM on January 9, 2007

The Motherpuckers
The Zipless Pucks
posted by dances_with_sneetches at 5:49 AM on January 9, 2007

The Hansons
The Gougers
Puck This!
posted by DieHipsterDie at 6:25 AM on January 9, 2007

The Broad Street Bullies
posted by DieHipsterDie at 6:26 AM on January 9, 2007

Tocchet's Tax Evaders
Tie Domi's Overly Large Head
Bettman's Backroom Boys
posted by Nodecam at 6:47 AM on January 9, 2007

The RISD hockey team, iirc, is called the, "Nads". Their fans cheer them on with calls of, "Go Nads!"
posted by popechunk at 6:50 AM on January 9, 2007

Gene Awesome and The Awesomites.
posted by beaucoupkevin at 7:22 AM on January 9, 2007

Huey Lewis & The News.
posted by Diskeater at 7:35 AM on January 9, 2007

Stephen Hocking.
Frosty and da Popsicles.
Ice Nine.
The Bladey Bunch.
Kiss Me, Skate!
Freon Freaks.
Cold Warriors.
Jiggitey Igloos.
posted by Dizzy at 7:44 AM on January 9, 2007

The Mulletocracy
posted by Alt F4 at 7:48 AM on January 9, 2007

The Overbearing Hypersensitive Mild-Mannered Mayors of Tomorrow
You Can't Be Serious
Staunch Pete and the Weiners
O! Holy Diatribe of Caterwauling Excellence
Sevens and Nines, Sevens and Nines
Bluehermit's Army of How & the Collection of When
I Certainly Will Not
Team Leprachorn
Mr. Bojangles & the Kids
Online! All The Time!
Statmaster & the Draft Picks
His Majesty the Collection Agency
Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger
Belinda Stronach and the K9 Fighters
Junior High Icebreaker Games
The Most Repulsive and Overwhelming Stench
Five Star Communications - Airdrie's Only Cell Phone and Cell Phone Accessory Specialty Store
posted by Milkman Dan at 8:16 AM on January 9, 2007

Goon Patrol
posted by Flashman at 9:08 AM on January 9, 2007

Cupcake or jockey(although there could be a copyright infringement). Give it a shot anyway.

Jockey the hockey team.

Cupcake the hockey team.
posted by icollectpurses at 9:22 AM on January 9, 2007

The Mighty Fucks
posted by matteo at 11:56 AM on January 9, 2007

The Joy Puck Club
posted by any major dude at 12:45 PM on January 9, 2007

The Gustav Maulers
posted by ObscureReferenceMan at 1:46 PM on January 9, 2007

Anytime I have to name something, I go with: "The Free Refills at Taco Bell." It's served me for fantasy and roller and ice hockey.
posted by Hankins at 2:45 PM on January 9, 2007

pucks
bluehermit frogs
icemen or iceboy
peppermint
altoids
posted by Ajit AP at 10:51 AM on January 10, 2007

The Unrestricted Free Agents
posted by Flashman at 9:47 AM on January 12, 2007