Maynard: Nobody kills anybody in my place of business except me or Zed.
Teller: What does this say?and it continues with three more bank people consulting on the note and what it actually says.
Virgil: Uh, can't you read that?
Teller: I can't read this. What is this?
"Abt natural"?
Virgil: No it just reads, "Please put $50
thousand into this bag. Act natural."
Teller: Does it say, "Act natural"?
Virgil: I, uh, am pointing a gut at you.
Teller: That looks like "gub",
it doesn't look like "gun".
No, it's "gub". That's a B.
Virgil: No you see, it's an N... G-U-N.
Teller: George, would you step over here
a moment please.
What does this say?
George: "Please put $50 thousand
into this bag and... abt"
- What's "abt"?
Virgil: - "Act"
Teller: Does this look like "gub" or "gun"?
George: "Gun". You see.
But what's "abt", mean?
Virgil: It's "act"...A- C-T, act.
Please put $50 thousand
into this bag. Act natural.
Teller: - Oh, I see, this is a hold up.
Virgil: - Yes.
posted by These Premises Are Alarmed at 9:47 AM on December 28, 2006