Make up fortunes for fortune cookies!
December 27, 2006 5:51 PM Subscribe
Querying the hive wit: Help me come up with fortunes for homemade fortune cookies.
posted by aws17576 to Food & Drink (47 answers total) 7 users marked this as a favorite
I would like fortunes that can stand on their own... but if they happen to make good double-entendres when suffixed by "in bed," so much the better. (The benchmark to beat, in my own fortune-cookie-opening experience, is "A handful of patience is worth a bushel of brains.")
Non-original fortunes are welcome if unusual and interesting, but please, I already know that the onion I'm eating is your water lily.
Bonus: If you have actually made fortune cookies, do you have a preferred recipe, or any advice on how not to screw them up?