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Question: I don't want my pussy to taste like rain! I want my pussy to taste like pussy!

Ambrosia Voyeur — Fri, 01 Dec 2006 19:54:25 -0800

Connoisseurs of Cunnilingus: What does it taste like to you? I know this may seem pervy, but I ask out of genuine, longtime curiosity, which has not been resolved despite performing in the Vagina Monologues - twice!

As long as I've had my culele, I've wondered what "normal" is, like many women, I'm sure. I have my own ideas, but trying to describe yourself is cognitively bizarre! (lavender and bacon??)

I'd like to hear some generalities and hopefully some refined epicurean descriptions of the good and bad, perhaps illuminated with the nature of your acquaintance with The Pink One.

Fuck off, trolls.

By: vaportrail

vaportrail — Fri, 01 Dec 2006 20:15:18 -0800

It depends: Some good (yeah--I miss her), mostly a bit sweaty / musky. Even fishy at times. Always 1000% more fun after a shower. Probably not the sexiest description; but true to my own experience.

By: lunalaguna

lunalaguna — Fri, 01 Dec 2006 20:16:02 -0800

My boyfriend says it tastes like vagina...always.

By: timepiece

timepiece — Fri, 01 Dec 2006 20:16:08 -0800

One of my old boyfriends swore that the closest taste he could compare it to was duck sauce. Yes. From Chinese restaurants.

By: TonyRobots

TonyRobots — Fri, 01 Dec 2006 20:26:19 -0800

like a 9v battery. i'm serious. not quite so shocking, though.

By: chickletworks

chickletworks — Fri, 01 Dec 2006 20:27:54 -0800

It really does change with what you eat-- that's not just an urban legend. The first time we had sex, my ex (a ~~nymphomaniac~~ connoisseur) turned to me and said, "You weren't kidding about liking onions!" Another ex ate massive amounts of fruit; she tasted like lemon Jolly Ranchers mixed with chai tea.

By: dobbs

dobbs — Fri, 01 Dec 2006 20:33:02 -0800

Every woman tastes different and diet has a lot to do with it. I don't think there's an easy way to answer the question. It's like asking what chicken tastes like. Yes, chicken tastes like chicken but it also has many other flavors that change depending on the person making it, so to speak. There's no one thing I would compare the taste to.

By: unSane

unSane — Fri, 01 Dec 2006 20:54:57 -0800

+1 9v battery

exACTly

By: kimota

kimota — Fri, 01 Dec 2006 20:59:41 -0800

Seconding TonyRobots. I never thought I'd hear someone else say that!

By: adipocere

adipocere — Fri, 01 Dec 2006 21:15:30 -0800

Yes, it varies from woman to woman, and even then from day to day. Diet is an enormous factor. Vegan girls, I've noticed, can be ... sweet and creamy? The 9volt is getting at the fact that it's definitely tangy.

It's never going to be a flavor at Baskin Robbins, but there is something amazing about it. I think it's due to the fact that, when you're doing it, it's not just a taste ... it's a smell, a sight, and a sensation (warmth, texture, moisture) felt by the nerve-laden face and mouth. In the abstract, the taste doesn't mean a lot because the flavor is supposed to be part of the experience. Yes, I said smell. A lot of women freak about that but, so long as she's healthy, many men find that particular smell very stirring.

By: Ugh

Ugh — Fri, 01 Dec 2006 21:17:15 -0800

Wait, like the outside casing of the battery or the top metal part that you actually attach to the electronics? And why is it a 9 volt and not a double A? You know every girl who reads this is going to be spending the rest of the night trying to find a battery to lick, right? I know I am.

By: chickletworks

chickletworks — Fri, 01 Dec 2006 21:19:03 -0800

Okay, sorry, but I have to ask: under what circumstances would someone lick a battery?! I Googled it and got a couple of ideas (test it, recharge it?) but I'm still confused.

Also, what part of the battery are you all talking about? Or does it all taste the same?

By: phrontist

phrontist — Fri, 01 Dec 2006 21:33:26 -0800

I think what they mean to say is the "taste" of the current induced in ones tounge by 9V. Not the casing. It's a very particular sort of tangy taste. It's also somewhat dependent on which part of the tounge the voltage is applied to - try it out some time.

As to why one would do this, you can actually get quite good at sensing voltages in that range with the tounge.

While I've licked many a 9V in my day, I am sadly unable to comment on the comparison.

By: unSane

unSane — Fri, 01 Dec 2006 21:34:44 -0800

You lick a 9v battery to figure out if it still has any juice in it (eg to find out why your guitar distortion pedal isn't working). You don't lick other batteries because you can't connect the + and - terminals with your tongue.

The taste is like the taste of the terminals of an almost-entirely-discharged 9v battery (ie without the electric shock).

Hope this helps!

By: spaceman_spiff

spaceman_spiff — Fri, 01 Dec 2006 21:38:27 -0800

Chicklet: when I was an impressionable youngster, I did it on a dare. I was later doing it for the heck of it when a friend of my parents' decided to join in and declared that it "tastes like tequila". It feels kinda good - stick your tongue so it connects with both electrodes, and it'll give you a bit of a shock.

By: Brandon Blatcher

Brandon Blatcher — Fri, 01 Dec 2006 21:38:49 -0800

Connoisseurs of Cunnilingus: What does it taste like to you?

It tastes like the color red.

It tastes like animals fucking somewhere in the woods under a full moon.

It tastes like want and desire poured over warm skin, something rough, something soft, something salty.

and of course if you're in love, it tastes like a secret door that is open, where everything that is good in the world is hidden.

You taste wine or meat or cheese, but when you mouth is between her legs, there's a different kind of hunger that taste doesn't cover.

By: chrisamiller

chrisamiller — Fri, 01 Dec 2006 21:51:07 -0800

Have you ever bitten your lip and gotten a little bit of blood in your mouth? It's got a very distinct taste. Even when a woman isn't on her period, there's always a hint of that flavor, among all the others.

I, for one, am going to disagree with the battery comment, although I know what you're trying to get at.

By: jzb

jzb — Fri, 01 Dec 2006 21:51:11 -0800

As others have said, each woman has their own flavor... though I'd say redheads taste the best.

By: trinarian

trinarian — Fri, 01 Dec 2006 22:26:28 -0800

zinc. sort of taste onamonapeia if such a thing exists, but that's the word that always comes to mind when I think of that charged taste TonyRoberts conjures with the 9v battery and the blood taste chrisamillar mentions. It's not a metallic taste, it's just a unique taste that fires off certain dormant taste buds. There are many others tastes, but it stands out.

By: shanevsevil

shanevsevil — Fri, 01 Dec 2006 22:35:01 -0800

Man now that I think about it it SO is like a nine volt! Wow.

By: mcsweetie

mcsweetie — Fri, 01 Dec 2006 22:52:04 -0800

another vote for 9v battery!

By: rtha

rtha — Fri, 01 Dec 2006 23:01:22 -0800

Is it the coppery-taste thing? I've never tasted a 9 volt, but I kind kinda see how...

Sweetsaltymuskybloodsweatygoodfruity. Like that.

By: cps

cps — Fri, 01 Dec 2006 23:09:39 -0800

On a side note, do NOT repeat NOT prepare for pleasure by using one of those "refreshing" products in the mistaken belief that this will "improve" the taste. Summer's Eve = 24V brillo pad.

Natural is best, be it from a slightly sweetish, tangy tofu to a mild salmon super-lightly marinated in a vinaigrette to a full-out musky, gamey tuna.

By: laz-e-boy

laz-e-boy — Fri, 01 Dec 2006 23:12:46 -0800

The 9V description nails it.

By: phritosan

phritosan — Fri, 01 Dec 2006 23:29:44 -0800

nth the creamy 9V

By: MsMolly

MsMolly — Fri, 01 Dec 2006 23:35:12 -0800

I think what others are describing as the taste of a 9-volt, I've always thought of as a slightly lemony flavor. Definitely tangy, though.

In the novel Prep there's a scene near the end that focuses on boys classifying girls as either "fish" or "cheese".

By: luriete

luriete — Fri, 01 Dec 2006 23:36:05 -0800

aluminum foil

By: cwarmy

cwarmy — Fri, 01 Dec 2006 23:40:23 -0800

On a good day: sweet flower
On a bad day: metallic tuna

By: solid-one-love

solid-one-love — Fri, 01 Dec 2006 23:42:23 -0800

Umpteenth the 9V.

By: luckypozzo

luckypozzo — Sat, 02 Dec 2006 01:17:55 -0800

Like the head of a hammer.

By: SpookyFish

SpookyFish — Sat, 02 Dec 2006 01:37:05 -0800

Personally, I'm far too overwhelmed with the variety of sensations -- the feel on my tounge, the sound of her reaction, her legs squirming around me, her hands on my head, my hands all over her, etc, to pay special attention to the taste.

Unless something makes it have a seriously strong "off" taste, that is about the lowest sense on the importance list.

By: xetere

xetere — Sat, 02 Dec 2006 01:40:44 -0800

Hmmm

Definitely musky in a good way, occasionally a bit of taste and smell a bit like truffles, and I note that Caucasian women sometimes have a slight hint of frying butter, East Asian women sometimes taste a bit saltier but redheads have a noticably different taste and every redhead I've, er, sampled, had a similar taste.

By: ptm

ptm — Sat, 02 Dec 2006 01:46:30 -0800

The electrolysis effect of a low voltage on your tongue is seperating chemicals so that you can discern them out of the organic compounds.

Te taste of vagina is very definitely a combination of many things, there are a lot of pheromonal outlets that make their presence known between the labia minora and majora.

The tangy metallic is iron from the blood. Then there is the almond nutty context probably based on mucus. And the lightly salted melon. And the durian flavor from dead cells. Any of which can come to the fore based on diet and hormone progression.

By: Meatbomb

Meatbomb — Sat, 02 Dec 2006 02:12:34 -0800

There is most certainly a racial / cultural / diet element to it.

If you have noticed the different body smell of East Asians, Caucasians, and South Asians, well, the nether regions taste like that, just moreso.

I don't know if I go with xetere's "asians - saltier" distinction, but it is some sort of "not butter" taste, while Caucasian vaginas have that milky / buttery note. Central Asians have a slightly muttony / gamey taste.

South Asians are tangy and spicy... mmmm...

I'm getting hungry, I could really go for some juicy vagina right now.

By: grouse

grouse — Sat, 02 Dec 2006 02:34:22 -0800

Brings new meaning to Hot Like Your 12V Wire's username

By: liquorice

liquorice — Sat, 02 Dec 2006 02:39:37 -0800

When we talk about differences between races, does this also apply to say Asians born and raised in the Western world and vice versa?

By: Cog

Cog — Sat, 02 Dec 2006 03:14:17 -0800

Now know the answer for when someone asks me what a 9 volt battery tastes like.

I never thought that at 3am, I'd be looking for a 9volt battery to test this out.

By: plinth

plinth — Sat, 02 Dec 2006 04:08:10 -0800

I don't agree with the 9v battery.
Most of it is aroma and there is very little taste unless it's been a while since the last cleaning. Otherwise, the taste is somewhat musky sometimes with bitterness or sweetness (depends on the woman/day).

By: 10ch

10ch — Sat, 02 Dec 2006 05:10:43 -0800

In all of my experience *blows (hot) air on fingernails*, ahem... I've winnowed it down to the essence of ... a lime.

By: Juliet Banana

Juliet Banana — Sat, 02 Dec 2006 06:19:18 -0800

I can't say I buy the multicultural pussy flavors theory, though I can't disprove it since I'm obviously not as prolific a carpet muncher as some of you seem to me. What do Mexicans taste like?

Please don't say tacos.

By: Brandon Blatcher

Brandon Blatcher — Sat, 02 Dec 2006 06:50:29 -0800

I can't say I buy the multicultural pussy flavors theory,

Different cultures do have different diets, which influence taste.

By: SpecialK

SpecialK — Sat, 02 Dec 2006 07:05:04 -0800

redheads and vegans taste the best. Vegetarians are a close second.

By: deadmessenger

deadmessenger — Sat, 02 Dec 2006 08:22:50 -0800

Adding my voice to the the multicultural chorus: I've been with 3 different women of Puerto Rican descent, and they all tasted vaguely of onions. Not unpleasantly so, but there was definitely an onion thing going on down there.

By: jonmc

jonmc — Sat, 02 Dec 2006 08:51:03 -0800

sort of sweaty and tangy. different girls taste different, but they're all in that same general range.

By: kalimac

kalimac — Sat, 02 Dec 2006 09:25:11 -0800

nthing the nine-volt battery. Licking a battery while lying in a forest right after a rainstorm when it's still warm and wet.

By: dash_slot-

dash_slot- — Sat, 02 Dec 2006 09:33:41 -0800

As long as I've had my culele

Um, does everyone apart from me know what 'culele' means?

By: ibmcginty

ibmcginty — Sat, 02 Dec 2006 09:53:48 -0800

I disagree that on a bad day it's like "metallic tuna." On a bad day, it's like a third armpit.

I agree with whoever said that taste is really pretty far down on the list of things you're paying attention to while it's going on.

It does vary depending on the person.

I'll be the first, I think, to come out against the 9v analogy, but obviously I'm a minority there. So I guess I must taste oniony. It's not that metallic; metallic things don't taste that creamy.

By: Ambrosia Voyeur

Ambrosia Voyeur — Sat, 02 Dec 2006 10:36:50 -0800

I seriously thought culele (koo-lay-lay) was more widely known, but google and urban dictionary fail me utterly. Sorry guys, and thanks for the great descriptions.

By: jewzilla

jewzilla — Sat, 02 Dec 2006 10:39:12 -0800

I never had the courage to speak out about the 9v battery thing, but I always thought it. The first time I did dove the muff, I was absolutely shocked (hah, get it?) that I had never heard anyone make the comparison.

By: claudiadias

claudiadias — Sat, 02 Dec 2006 10:39:21 -0800

I read somewhere that the metallic taste (the 9v battery?) comes from uric acid. A vestige of pee!

By: grouse

grouse — Sat, 02 Dec 2006 10:55:34 -0800

I seriously thought culele (koo-lay-lay) was more widely known, but google and urban dictionary fail me utterly.

So do you mind telling us what it is now?

By: onalark

onalark — Sat, 02 Dec 2006 10:59:22 -0800

side question: what's a culele?

By: Ambrosia Voyeur

Ambrosia Voyeur — Sat, 02 Dec 2006 11:16:08 -0800

A culele is a vagina.

Sorry, I know like fifty words for vagina easy. The vagina monologues saw to that. I'm like the eskimo of vaginas?

By: emelenjr

emelenjr — Sat, 02 Dec 2006 11:52:34 -0800

The 9V analogy doesn't quite do it. I'd say an amaretto sour is even closer to the actual taste.

But yeah, diet and time since the last shower definitely affect the flavor.

Now I'm thirsty, and I have neither amaretto, sour, nor vagina available.

By: Afroblanco

Afroblanco — Sat, 02 Dec 2006 12:16:37 -0800

I always thought they had sort of a lemony taste.

And I wouldn't have thought of the 9v thing on my own, but I kinda see what you're getting at.

By: jokeefe

jokeefe — Sat, 02 Dec 2006 12:31:16 -0800

"More like something in the french fry family." One of my favourite quotes from Go Fish.

I can't comment on the 9v battery thing, having never been intimate with a battery. But I'm certainly going to try.

By: lekvar

lekvar — Sat, 02 Dec 2006 13:12:59 -0800

I wouldn't dream of saying what "normal" is, but the common flavor that I've noticed is (when clean) a buttery flavor. The less clean, the more an aluminum/metlalic flavor comes through. Less a 9 volt battery and more like sucking a penny.

By: AmbroseChapel

AmbroseChapel — Sat, 02 Dec 2006 14:20:54 -0800

I'm baffled by the 9V battery thing. Not in any of my experience!

I've always been baffled by the "fish" thing as well.

There have been times when I could have compared it to seawater, but not to fish. The only actual answer I have is, it tastes like nothing else..

By: mediareport

mediareport — Sat, 02 Dec 2006 17:00:38 -0800

Years ago, StayFree! mag surveyed men and women about the taste of vaginal secretions and semen, and has a bunch of quotes. They comment about the frequency of battery taste reports near the bottom.

By: orthogonality

orthogonality — Sat, 02 Dec 2006 18:30:22 -0800

Musky or slightly fermented honey.

By: chickygrrl

chickygrrl — Sat, 02 Dec 2006 19:51:26 -0800

An ex once brought it to my attention that I tasted exactly like cheeseburgers.

Thankfully, he liked cheeseburgers.

By: wierdo

wierdo — Sat, 02 Dec 2006 22:36:34 -0800

I was drinking a can of v8 the other day, and about 10 minutes after I finished, I realized that the aftertaste was reminiscent of vagina, so there you go.

By: Effigy2000

Effigy2000 — Sun, 03 Dec 2006 01:41:12 -0800

The various ones I have tasted in my years of... going down, suggests that they all taste different. Or more specifically, they all taste roughly the same, but some have some slightly different seasonings.

Although 'chicken' is perhaps the most common denominator.

By: grouse

grouse — Sun, 03 Dec 2006 01:49:10 -0800

I've always been baffled by the "fish" thing as well.

It can happen, but it probably indicates a yeast infection. If you've never experienced it, then you are fortunate.

By: Dr. Wu

Dr. Wu — Sun, 03 Dec 2006 07:24:41 -0800

I have, on more than one occasion, noted a hint of something that was slightly like cumin. Which is great for both me and her, because I love cumin. I would categorize this flavor under "musky," but there are other elements, as well: salty, slightly tangy (I think lime comes somewhat close; I don't buy the battery thing), and mildly buttery.

To my taste buds, this is a very fine and most enjoyable combination.

By: 0217174

0217174 — Sun, 03 Dec 2006 14:30:49 -0800

The last one was all baby powder. Guess I was lucky ;)

By: Ironmouth

Ironmouth — Mon, 04 Dec 2006 11:21:46 -0800

It is mainly smell, and not taste. But it is generally slightly salty and occasionally somewhat metallic.

By: koeselitz

koeselitz — Mon, 04 Dec 2006 11:25:38 -0800

In case you're wondering, the poet Charles Baudelaire sez:

...De l'huile de coco, du musc et du goudron.

...which translates to:

...like coconut oil, musk and tar.

...which makes a lot of sense to me, somehow. The context of the poem, by the way, is this:

...I shall plunge my head, adoring drunkenness,
Into this black ocean where the other is imprisoned;
And my subtle spirit caressed by the sway
Will know how to find you, O pregnant idleness!
In an infinite cradle of scented leisure!

Blue hair, house of taut darkness,
You make the blue of the sky seem huge and round for me;
On the downy edges of your twisted locks
I hungrily get drunk on the muddled fragrances
Of coconut oil, of musk and tar...

...but you really should read the whole poem.

By: deejay jaydee

deejay jaydee — Mon, 04 Dec 2006 11:29:15 -0800

"Chicken" as common flavor denominator?!

9V batteries??!

I don't know which Ys you all have been dining at, but all the ones I've sampled have had the same essential flavor in common: u n i.
And you know, it kind of looks as sexy as it tastes!

And just like uni, some are fresh and delicious and a little bit sweet, and some are, well, not so tasty. But the sweetest ones have a little hint of butter and a little hint of the sea.

By: serazin

serazin — Mon, 04 Dec 2006 12:19:36 -0800

Dried apricots.

By: wires

wires — Wed, 06 Dec 2006 21:53:31 -0800

Tomatos and sour.

By: Smedleyman

Smedleyman — Thu, 07 Dec 2006 08:52:49 -0800

Lobster Thermador. And a 9 v.
And yeah, varies as to diet, et.al. Strange that in some cultures theres a taboo (machismo).
For me, bit hard to jump back in after the wifes given birth, you do tend to regard it as the holiest of holys (to paraphrase Jules) but no real difference in taste after that either. Also it seems to change in taste as you go on. Tends to clarify - although that could be because of the saliva as well as new secretion. And if a woman is a squirter that has its own taste. Typically saltier than urine - depending on how hydrated a woman is.

By: Smedleyman

Smedleyman — Thu, 07 Dec 2006 08:53:53 -0800

Ah, and the tang is also similar in intensity to Red Bull.

By: sycophant

sycophant — Sun, 10 Dec 2006 01:42:45 -0800

Having read through this thread now - mostly anyway.. I will agree with some things - yeah the 9v battery thing, that works for me - it is a unique tangy and metallic taste and that's certainly a part of it. But there's more. The metallicness of 'licking the head of a hammer' (which I've done) is there too. I think there's also an earthy muskiness that I can't compare to anything.

And beyond a somewhat common base 'flavour' there are distinct differences between women - one partner was notably sweet with a stongy 'mustiness'.

I've never encountered (or really understood) the fishy thing - either I've been with the wrong women, or been eating the wrong fish.

By: Ms Snit

Ms Snit — Thu, 14 Dec 2006 15:15:09 -0800

Diet has been mentioned several times and I think it plays a key role in the taste/smell of a woman's vagina.

For example, if you eat a lot of garlic, you will sweat the garlic out of your pores and your urine will smell like garlic. Likewise with many other food variants.

By: horsewithnoname

horsewithnoname — Fri, 15 Dec 2006 09:45:29 -0800

Just for clarification: we're talking specifically about human vaginas, right?

By: chupwalla

chupwalla — Sat, 16 Dec 2006 09:13:07 -0800

There's a reason it tastes a little like a bitten lip - the liquid is blood that has been filtered by the inner walls of the vagina - so it is clear and slick - and delicious. It's blood-light, for the vampire in us.

It tastes like a spring, spring water. And it is just as refreshing.

By: rocketman

rocketman — Thu, 21 Dec 2006 16:07:13 -0800

I think it tastes like Sea Salt and Vinegar potato chips.

By: unrepentanthippie

unrepentanthippie — Sat, 23 Dec 2006 23:18:21 -0800

Oyster sauce.

By: winks007

winks007 — Tue, 02 Jan 2007 16:55:11 -0800

I think PTM and I have been eating the same pussy!

Also.....the fish thing is a result of something going not-quite-right, whether it be- hygene, diet or infection. I for one have always told my wife of 14 years that her beaver tastes like a clean mouth, without toothpaste, mints or gum, not morning breath either, just plain ol breath. Man-o-man, I could go for a warm, moist helping NOW!

And although I do fancy myself a "pro" it has never been about taste. Most of my other senses are torqued and the taste is not the most important aspect, the feel, mmmmm the warmth, mmmmmmmm, the moistness, mmmmmm, I can't take it anymore. Oh honey.......

By: kookoobirdz

kookoobirdz — Wed, 03 Jan 2007 23:02:43 -0800

Jesus, I've almost forgotten at this point, but back in my prime I serviced a nice variety of love blossoms. All of them had that thing that's half smell, half hypnotic nerve agent. Guess that's the characteristic pheremone-laden musk thing that really tells you, "Hey, I am totally eating pussy right now." Fantastic. Sometimes lighter, sometimes heavier, sometimes tangier.

But often it does range into armpit territory, a strong but not entirely unpleasant body odor smell. Not like that stale kind on the elevator with the weird old guy from Accounting, but that kind of good kind when gf comes back from a solid workout. Closer to the onset of the period, I've noticed, the stronger and more pungent this can get.

Where we might start to venture into difficult territory is when the cheese element is introduced. I've snorkeled a handful that reminded me of kind of strong Doritos residue. It's workable if you don't think about it. But when thinking about one particularly unfortunate substance that can sometimes form in that region, it can be kind of off-putting.

And as for fish, that is straight-up bacterial vaginosis, that is. Get her down to the clinic and they can straighten that out quick smart. Doctors often do a very unsophisticated test for that, the ol' "sniff test". Fish? Yes? BV. Dine elsewhere until that is resolved.

Here's the kicker. The last muffin I waxed cursed me, I think, and kicked off a punitive dryspell. I've never smelled anything like this. Imagine that you had a summer party in college that started off tame and fun but got crazy later on. You started off with basic party snacks sitting out everywhere, including a bag of Tostitos and a bowl of chunky, hot, habanero salsa. The snacks are quickly forgotten, though, as people turn to liquid diets and get all hammered. Now it's noon the next day. You're waking up all hung over and hot and thirsty and oversensitive to strong smells and you stumble into the living room and the smell of old habanero salsa that's been sitting out unrefrigerated all night and half the day in a hot house just permeates the air, infesting the place like somebody painted the walls with it. It's sharp and hot and spicy and kind of tired and tomatoey and not fresh, and it's sooo not what you want to be smelling. You just throw it out the window, bowl and all, in your weakened state. Gotta get it out.

Well this has nothing to do with college or parties. It's now many years later. Now imagine that that hot, oppressive, intense smell is pouring out from between the legs of that cute girl from work who you've finally landed while staying at the same hotel during the conference. And you've gone down there to get some work done and have landed smack in the middle of habanero central, a punishing, thick miasma of caliente doom overpowering your senses. Uggggh. I swear I thought it was going to burn my face off. WTF did she eat?! I was not a champ that night and just couldn't stay down there. I did yeoman's work for a cursory bit of time, though, just so she wouldn't feel all self conscious, because she seemed to be partly aware of the issue. Sweet girl, but so not hooking up with her again, the poor thing. Can't risk my eyebrows like that.

So there you go. Good musk, b.o., powdered cheese, old, warm, habanero salsa. I want to find some of these lemony girls you all are talking about. A bit of butter would be just fine as well. I note no difference in redheads, btw, and have never been reminded of chicken. *goes searching for a battery to lick*

By: twistofrhyme

twistofrhyme — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 04:05:39 -0800

although time of the month influences it, i think once she gets wet, it generally kind of tastes like clear wet strings of snot from a clean runny nose (that would be a runny nose from cold weather or gentle crying, not gummy boogers from a cold or sinus infection). for the record, that clean, clear kind of snot isn't gross, it's just messy.

sometimes there's a whiff of clean, fresh-workout armpit sweat down there too, which is not unpleasant.
if you're unlucky, or she's had a long day, the pseudo-armpit sweat won't smell so clean (camping pussy!)-
may also have a whiff of old pee or bunched-up wet towel. that's after like 24 hours of sweat and usage.
i think a shower a few hours before face-time is ideal for all concerned.

apparently, mine at its best tastes like snapple elements, RAIN flavour (agave cactus with a hint of pear).

.... are we due for a parallel thread about semen?

By: BlackLeotardFront

BlackLeotardFront — Wed, 28 Feb 2007 21:26:05 -0800

Heh. Got linked to this, missed it when it happened. I'm not going to go with 9V, because I've ... never tasted a battery. But if it's anything like monkey bars, then you guys are on target. Vagina tastes like sweaty monkey bars.

By: scarabic

scarabic — Thu, 01 Mar 2007 08:39:50 -0800

Like the inside of an elbow smells.

By: dreamsign

dreamsign — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 03:52:55 -0800

Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.

By: semmi

semmi — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 15:08:40 -0800

Depending on her state of arousal, half mast it may be slightly tangy or gamey, but in the full bloom of excitement it's like a perfectly ripened mild Brie.

By: SEXPREMAN

SEXPREMAN — Thu, 15 Mar 2007 15:27:54 -0800

Clean, washed, shaved pussy will only have aroma and taste of a wet breast nipple. It can be like chocolate, mint,
cinnamon or whatever is used at the time for flavoring. It works on a penis the same. Pussy is best after shower and jacuzzi. A male receiving female oral orgasm in a jacuzzi is super.

By: Danf

Danf — Fri, 23 Mar 2007 11:24:24 -0800

I liken a woman's taste, at the point of orgasm, to biting into a warm tomato, fresh picked, while standing in the garden, on an August afternoon.

By: thejrae

thejrae — Fri, 23 Mar 2007 17:12:06 -0800

Ok, I think I can offer a unique perspective as a girl who "experimented" in college. I've only tasted one girl so am not as experienced as some of these guys. ;)

I was definitely curious about pussy taste. The closest idea I'd gotten before was whiffs of my own pussy. Unfortunately when the pussy is smelling strong enough that it can travel all the way up to my nose from down there it's usually not a pleasant smell. So I thought it was like that all the time, just sometimes stronger when I needed a shower or was sweating excessively, etc. I was always curious when my boyfriend told me how great it tasted, I thought he was just being nice (or that the "bad" pussy taste was at least tolerable). :)

I was extremely surprised to find a complete absence of that smell when I went down on her. I don't know if she'd just showered or whatever, but the main thing I remember thinking was that the main taste was salty and much more pleasant than I thought it'd be. Kind of like sweat except creamier (and of course pussy juice is produced by fancy schmancy sweat glands, so there ya go).

I can endorse rug-munching as something every girl should try once- just to feel better about her own parts, if anything. And it's always nice to get an up close view of a pussy just to see what's going on in there (so hard to do with your own!). Sometimes it weirds me out that my boyfriend knows more about my pussy than I do! Guys have it easier because their cocks are much more accessible and visible than our secret parts... ;)

And guys, you all should swallow semen at least once if you want your girlfriend to do it, so you can know what she's going through. ;)