Are vermin eating my underwear?
December 2, 2006 1:41 PM Subscribe
Mysterious holes are appearing in my dirty underwear where there are, ahem, juices. This is probably not lunch-safe.
posted by anonymous to Grab Bag (21 answers total) 3 users marked this as a favorite
I have noticed holes appearing in my dirty underwear exactly where my girl-juices dry (I'm a fairly juicy girl). These holes are very specific--if the stains dry on the inner layer around the crotch (women's underwear typically has two layers of cloth in the crotch region), the holes will only be in the inner layer where the protein stains used to be, not the outer layer.
What could be causing this? Am I so acidic that I'm eating holes in my underwear? Or (and this is seriously gross) are bugs/mice supplementing their protein intake? I consider the latter because we do have cockroach/bug/mice problems, and there appears to be direct correlation between the appearance of holes and whether the underwear is on the floor and how long it's been sitting there.