Santa Baby

November 29, 2006 4:33 PM

Help me caption this Christmas image.

I'm making an ornament for a party on Saturday and a prize will be given for the best one. I want to use this image on my ornament

image here

and I'd like to add some sort of caption too: either something that Santa's saying to the woman, the woman to Santa, or some kind of appropriate quip. I'm blanking and can only come up with really boring Santa/package jokes, so I'm turning to y'all.

You can give me your dirty ideas, but they probably won't get used since there will be kiddies at this party, although a good double entendre might be just the thing.

The winner gets... well, nothing but my thanks, I suppose. But they'll be very sincere thanks!

posted by MsMolly to media & arts (28 comments total)

"well, my good little girl, interested in being naughty this year?"
posted by eatdonuts at 4:38 PM on November 29, 2006

"ho ho ho!" has the advantage of being a double entendre.
posted by vacapinta at 4:42 PM on November 29, 2006

Eatdonuts stole mine, more or less. Something along the lines of "Santa doesn't mind if you're naughty."
posted by Emperor SnooKloze at 4:48 PM on November 29, 2006

"Don't forget: I see you when you're sleeping!"
posted by DakotaPaul at 4:49 PM on November 29, 2006

Psst, guess where I put the mistletoe
posted by Razzle Bathbone at 4:49 PM on November 29, 2006

"When I think about you, I touch my elf."
posted by Merdryn at 4:50 PM on November 29, 2006 [9 favorites]

"Here's your Christmas goose."
posted by chococat at 4:56 PM on November 29, 2006

"Christ, what an asshole."
posted by bondcliff at 5:00 PM on November 29, 2006

"Psssst! Naughty is the new Nice!"
posted by Aquaman at 5:13 PM on November 29, 2006 [1 favorite]

"Have I got a stocking stuffer for you!"
posted by Robot Johnny at 5:38 PM on November 29, 2006

'Hey, friend, how are you?'
posted by dorisfromregopark at 5:42 PM on November 29, 2006

"I don't like wrapping the gift, either."
posted by NotMyselfRightNow at 5:47 PM on November 29, 2006

"Would you like it if I brought you some surprises this year?"
posted by vito90 at 6:26 PM on November 29, 2006

"Ever done it in a sleigh?"
posted by Wet Spot at 6:28 PM on November 29, 2006

"Psst, I have that nose you asked for"
posted by mikepop at 6:30 PM on November 29, 2006

"You are the first mannequin to make my naughty list!"
posted by mikepop at 6:32 PM on November 29, 2006

"The cookies are where?"
posted by mikepop at 6:47 PM on November 29, 2006

Pardon me, but I think your nose fell off.
posted by 4ster at 7:28 PM on November 29, 2006

"This year, I'm checking more than twice!"
posted by Kensational at 8:03 PM on November 29, 2006

"On Vixen!"
posted by Pater Aletheias at 8:34 PM on November 29, 2006

"I'm Rick James!"
posted by 4ster at 8:51 PM on November 29, 2006

Definitely use a mannequin joke.
posted by amtho at 9:16 PM on November 29, 2006

"Talk to the mitten, kitten!"
or
"Do you have any 'splainin' to do this year?"
posted by rob511 at 9:36 PM on November 29, 2006

Gee, Kenickie, you've changed!
posted by landedjentry at 9:37 PM on November 29, 2006

Psst hey it's me Dad.
posted by oh posey at 10:36 PM on November 29, 2006

"Want to sit on Santa's lap?"
posted by NotMyselfRightNow at 4:28 AM on November 30, 2006

"Good things come in small packages, ya know."
posted by NotMyselfRightNow at 4:28 AM on November 30, 2006

I was really torn between, "Don't forget, I see you when you're sleeping," and "Here's your Christmas goose." In the end I went with the goose, but it was a hard choice.

Kudos to Merdryn for "When I think about you I touch my elf," though. That one made me laugh out loud.

I'll post a picture of the ornament when it's done, in case anyone cares. :)
posted by MsMolly at 3:19 PM on November 30, 2006