What is this vampire novel?
November 13, 2006 3:27 AM   Subscribe

Name this vampire novel (please): shy, unattractive teacher with a crush on a younger woman drunkely impales himself on a wooden stake, and slowly turns into a vampire.
posted by wilful to Writing & Language (5 answers total)
 
impales himself on a wooden stake, and slowly turns into a vampire.

Are you sure that's how the story went? I thought stakes were supposed to destroy vampires, not create them.
posted by pracowity at 5:53 AM on November 13, 2006


Stakula: The Revenge
posted by sdis at 8:51 AM on November 13, 2006


Toothpick.
posted by kuperman at 11:49 AM on November 13, 2006


Stake and Kidney Pie.
posted by hoborg at 12:52 PM on November 13, 2006


Best answer: Thanks for your help, guys.
posted by wilful at 4:59 PM on November 13, 2006


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