What is this vampire novel?

November 13, 2006 3:27 AM

Name this vampire novel (please): shy, unattractive teacher with a crush on a younger woman drunkely impales himself on a wooden stake, and slowly turns into a vampire.
posted by wilful to writing & language (5 comments total)

impales himself on a wooden stake, and slowly turns into a vampire.

Are you sure that's how the story went? I thought stakes were supposed to destroy vampires, not create them.
posted by pracowity at 5:53 AM on November 13, 2006

Stakula: The Revenge
posted by sdis at 8:51 AM on November 13, 2006

Toothpick.
posted by kuperman at 11:49 AM on November 13, 2006

Stake and Kidney Pie.
posted by hoborg at 12:52 PM on November 13, 2006

Thanks for your help, guys.
posted by wilful at 4:59 PM on November 13, 2006