Comments on: A joke for all seasons... er, each season

Question: A joke for all seasons... er, each season

Soliloquy — Tue, 26 Sep 2006 10:13:57 -0800

I'm looking for short jokes, riddles, tongue twisters, or funny sayings about each month of the year. Think "April showers bring May flowers, so what do Mayflowers bring?" Anyone have more?

Major U.S. holiday and seasonal jokes will do in a pinch, but we want to stick to non-denominational jokes. (This is for my mom's classroom.)

By: unSane

unSane — Tue, 26 Sep 2006 10:16:54 -0800

First of the month, a pinch and a punch!

maybe not great for the classroom, I admit

I'm out.

By: jrossi4r

jrossi4r — Tue, 26 Sep 2006 10:18:44 -0800

March comes in like a lion and goes out like a lamb.

By: klangklangston

klangklangston — Tue, 26 Sep 2006 10:29:54 -0800

Mayflowers bring pilgrims. And smallpox.

By: jozxyqk

jozxyqk — Tue, 26 Sep 2006 10:37:15 -0800

"I'll take months beginning with 'Feb', Alex."

"This is the only month that begins with 'Feb'."

*DING* "Febtober!"

By: paulsc

paulsc — Tue, 26 Sep 2006 10:50:55 -0800

30 days hath September,
April, June, and November,
All the rest have 31,
Except February, with 28 or 29, which breaks scan anyway...

By: weapons-grade pandemonium

weapons-grade pandemonium — Tue, 26 Sep 2006 10:51:21 -0800

How many months contain 28 days?
All twelve.

By: leapingsheep

leapingsheep — Tue, 26 Sep 2006 10:52:00 -0800

Possibly related: Please Try to Remember the First of Octember

By: rocket88

rocket88 — Tue, 26 Sep 2006 10:59:57 -0800

30 days hath September,
All the rest I can't remember

By: chrisamiller

chrisamiller — Tue, 26 Sep 2006 11:00:53 -0800

Remember, remember the 5th of November.

Okay, I suppose that's not much of a joke. But it certainly is catchy.

By: Skot

Skot — Tue, 26 Sep 2006 11:28:11 -0800

Well, kinda sorta, but what the heck (3F04):

Marge: [voice over] It all started on the thirteenth hour, of the thirteenth day, of the thirteenth month. We were there to discuss the misprinted calendars the school had purchased.

Homer: [shivering, looking at the calendar] Oh, lousy Smarch weather.

By: unixrat

unixrat — Tue, 26 Sep 2006 12:14:52 -0800

(Paraphrase)

They made February into Black History Month just in case we wanted to have a parade.

Uh, Chris Rock?

By: pyramid termite

pyramid termite — Tue, 26 Sep 2006 12:18:41 -0800

why are soldiers so tired in april?

they've had a long march

By: ObscureReferenceMan

ObscureReferenceMan — Tue, 26 Sep 2006 12:19:41 -0800

Maybe not quite what you're looking for, but there's the Flanders and Swann song, "A Song of the Weather".

By: ObscureReferenceMan

ObscureReferenceMan — Tue, 26 Sep 2006 12:21:31 -0800

Oh! Just remembered a great (?) joke...
Q. What's the most commanding day of the year?
A. March 4th!

By: Brian James

Brian James — Tue, 26 Sep 2006 12:30:01 -0800

I don't know of any jokes like this right now...check back on the 32nd of Nevuary.

By: rob511

rob511 — Tue, 26 Sep 2006 14:48:52 -0800

Not really a joke, but kids seem to like learning the knuckle calendar.

By: GaelFC

GaelFC — Tue, 26 Sep 2006 22:15:38 -0800

Hooray, hooray, for the first of May, outdoor necking starts today.

(Or, you know, you could use a different word than "necking." Depends on how old the kids are...)

If cold December gave you birth/the month of ice and snow and mirth/place on your hand a turquoise blue/success will bless whate'er you do.
OR

We have memories so that we might have roses in December (originally "God gave us memories...")