go blind. posted by brandz at 7:41 PM on August 29, 2006
giggle at random times posted by jessica at 7:42 PM on August 29, 2006
I post inane questions to AskMeFi. posted by SeizeTheDay at 7:42 PM on August 29, 2006
get it on. posted by lekvar at 7:43 PM on August 29, 2006
A FPP might be appropriate. posted by devilsbrigade at 7:43 PM on August 29, 2006
You wait for a girl with a pin, to burst your bubble. posted by bonaldi at 7:43 PM on August 29, 2006
Break the guidelines. posted by bob sarabia at 7:45 PM on August 29, 2006
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...and what everyone else said. posted by Navelgazer at 7:47 PM on August 29, 2006
Think about your beloved all the time....email them whenever you get the chance...text message an "i love you" at random times in the day....envision them meeting your mom and knowing they'll adore each other....buy them stupid shit at the airport...lots of sex....give them a washcloth....cook dinner for them....fall asleep with them even though they're snoring...have them babysit with you and see if they like kids (if you do)...watch romantic comedies and cry and don't feel stupid....clip your toenails in front of them....ask them to gelp you with something really challenging to you.... posted by tristeza at 7:54 PM on August 29, 2006
This is the first time I've ever seen someone's username answer their own question. posted by nomad at 7:54 PM on August 29, 2006
posted by caddis at 7:37 PM on August 29, 2006