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June 22, 2006 9:19 AM   Subscribe

Probably NSFW: This discussion got me thinking: What slurs are there for heterosexuals? I can think of only five (see inside). What gives? There must be more. Creative (?) minds unite!

The only ones that come to mind (or Google) for the heteros are "breeder", "tacostuffer", "clampacker", "baby basket", and "comedumpster". Weak, man. Weak.

Um, and this question is valid because it has tremendous socio-political implications regarding our heterocentric society and the relative power of majority and minority groups in popular culture and the use of slang and . . . stuff.
posted by schroedinger to Grab Bag (9 answers total)

This post was deleted for the following reason: "Um, and this question is valid because it has tremendous socio-political implications..." don't goof around with ask mefi.

 
Comedumpster can refer to both homosexuals and heterosexuals.

I've never been particularly fond of "straight," but it's not used as a slur.
posted by PinkStainlessTail at 9:26 AM on June 22, 2006


"K-Y cowboy"; see also.
posted by Gator at 9:29 AM on June 22, 2006


A quick browse around on Urban Dictionary revealed "hole puncher".
posted by teleskiving at 9:32 AM on June 22, 2006


Are you looking for slurs in common use, or do you want us to just make them up on the spot? If it's the former, "breeder" is the only one I've heard actually used. If it's the latter, I'd submit that this is chatfilter.
posted by scottreynen at 9:35 AM on June 22, 2006


Well, first of all, proper usage would be cumdumpster. Secondly, I agree this seems much more like chatfilter than anything else.
posted by chrisroberts at 9:46 AM on June 22, 2006


vagwangs?
missionaries?
nature-abiders?
Hetfields?
posted by sonofsamiam at 9:48 AM on June 22, 2006


My favorite catch-all slur for any "non-deviant" population is "normals."

As in, "Guys, we're scaring the normals."



"sexually typical" might be another one...
posted by logicpunk at 9:50 AM on June 22, 2006


With all respect to the slang dictionary, I would posit that "comedumpster" would also be acceptable since "come" is the original spelling of "cum."
posted by agregoli at 9:58 AM on June 22, 2006


Breeders.
posted by andifsohow at 10:05 AM on June 22, 2006


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