HPV and all that it entails. Transmission, treatment, talking with partners. I've read
this and
this and
this. I've talked to my doctor, I've read the websites, I'm still confused. And do I need a new doctor?
Males don't have a test for HPV. But supposedly the virus will clear itself from their bodies in two years--does this mean ten years down the line there will still need to be disclosure about the possibility of HPV (I'm thinking yes)? "Hey, I'd love to bang you, but you could get cervical cancer from it"?
For men and women, I'm correct in assuming that if you have HPV, visible warts or no, viral shedding is going to make it essentially a given that your partner will get HPV if the entire genital area isn't covered in saran wrap?
And what about oral sex? I've heard you can get warts in your mouth, I've heard you can't, I've heard it's rare. How rare is rare? Is it a risk worth taking?
Then there's treatment. There's freezing, there's lasers, if you have it on your cervix there's LEEP, there's creams, there's electrocautery. My doctor is advocating the use of lasers, but I read there's a high risk of reemergence (70-80%, according to WebMD). He says there's too much damage done to the tissue by electrocautery. I asked about using creams and lasers in conjunction, but he was evasive and says he's not a fan of self-treatment. Also, they're itching like mad. He tells me they don't itch and the itch is an indication something else is going on. But online one of the symptoms is itching! I'm getting bad feelings about this guy. Should I be? And if better doctors are out there, how would I find them?
Then there's having sex with the partner who infected you with HPV in the first place. If they're asymptomatic and your warts are removed, are you going to promote reemergence by having sex with them? This relates to the first question about the inevitability of transmission. Will the two of you keep giving it back and forth to one another, neither to ever fully clear it out of their bodies?
I know there's a lot of information out there about HPV, but little of it is fully comprehensive and a lot of it is contradictory. Perhaps MeFi could provide some solid answers?
posted by misanthropicsarah at 12:33 PM on May 30, 2006