Jokes re Ancient Egypt & Pyramids

May 15, 2006 6:05 AM

Any jokes with the theme of Pyramids, Ancient Egypt or Joseph (Dreamcoat)?

A friend of mine is helping to lead a kids (5-12) activity week in the summer where the theme is Ancient Egypt and the story of Joseph.

He is chairing the 5 day event so needs lots of one-liner type jokes to intersperse throughout the week.

Any suggestions?

posted by pettins to writing & language (4 comments total)

Do you know why you'll never starve to death in the desert? Because of the "sand which is" there!
posted by mattbucher at 9:53 AM on May 15, 2006

Yep, thats spot on - Keep 'em coming....
posted by pettins at 10:47 AM on May 15, 2006

What did King Tut say when he had a nightmare? "I want my Mummy!"

How does King Tut's secretary answer his calls? "He can't talk right now, he's all wrapped up."

What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy and a car mechanic? Toot and Car Man.
posted by brain_drain at 11:10 AM on May 15, 2006

After that pyramid was discovered in Bosnia recently, Egypt called. They want their pyramid back.
posted by Anamith at 2:22 PM on May 15, 2006