Rice rice baby
January 29, 2021 3:07 PM   Subscribe

It's my partner's birthday soon and he asked for a rice cooker. What other rice themed things can I get to go with it?

So far I've got: a bag of rice itself, sake, Interview with the Vampire and a poster of a cat gazing over a rice field. I feel like there must be lots more stuff out there which celebrates the joy of rice or is amusingly related to the word rice via bad puns.

I'm looking for both actual stuff to buy (I'm in the UK) and recommendations for rice-related songs, videos, history, films etc. He doesn't have any interest in cookery books or kitcheny gadgets alas.
posted by Lluvia to Food & Drink (30 answers total) 2 users marked this as a favorite
 
This album.
posted by kevinbelt at 3:15 PM on January 29, 2021 [2 favorites]


Best answer: rice Krispie treats
posted by brujita at 3:18 PM on January 29, 2021 [6 favorites]


I really enjoyed this video of someone explaining how a rice cooker works. (Hint: It's physics!)
posted by booth at 3:18 PM on January 29, 2021 [1 favorite]


Best answer: Lots of different flavors of furikake!
posted by phunniemee at 3:20 PM on January 29, 2021 [13 favorites]


Different grains! I like rice, but really my rice maker is for quick-cook barley.
posted by Sauce Trough at 3:23 PM on January 29, 2021 [1 favorite]


His name on a grain of rice via etsy?
posted by geegollygosh at 3:26 PM on January 29, 2021 [4 favorites]


Best answer: Botan Rice Candy
posted by moonmilk at 3:28 PM on January 29, 2021 [4 favorites]


Mochi!
posted by sugarbomb at 3:31 PM on January 29, 2021


Make your own sushi kit.
posted by unreasonable at 3:33 PM on January 29, 2021 [4 favorites]


Sake, if he’s a drinker.
posted by mollymayhem at 3:36 PM on January 29, 2021


A sauce cookbook and/or some sauces.

Frozen quorn/meat substitute/fried tofu chunks (to go with the sauces) (or some animal products if you prefer).

Do you know what he wants to do with the rice? Ingredients for that.

A Rice University sweatshirt.
posted by amtho at 4:04 PM on January 29, 2021


Best answer: Specialty rice is a very much a thing. Get different types!! Carolina gold is, shockingly dope.
posted by furnace.heart at 4:12 PM on January 29, 2021 [4 favorites]


Rice Boy the webcomic, also available as a PDF ebook and paperback. Related merchandise.
Rice Boy is a surreal fantasy graphic novel set in a world called Overside. A lonely creature called Rice Boy and an ageless machine called The One Electronic venture through a strange world to fulfill a prophecy with implications few understand.
posted by trig at 4:26 PM on January 29, 2021 [3 favorites]


An onigiri mould and some nori.
posted by entropyiswinning at 4:46 PM on January 29, 2021 [1 favorite]


Riceboy Sleeps!
posted by prewar lemonade at 7:12 PM on January 29, 2021


Best answer: Make some horchata!
posted by spinifex23 at 7:28 PM on January 29, 2021 [1 favorite]


A reusable ice pack, compression bandage, and a first aid pamphlet describing the RICE method.

An eye pillow full of rice.
posted by theweasel at 8:07 PM on January 29, 2021 [1 favorite]


Tarzan or John Carter of Mars books

A cook book of rice recipes

Branded items from this University bookstore

A song by this group

An elastic bandage to supply compression if he ever gets a soft tissue injury.
posted by Jane the Brown at 8:09 PM on January 29, 2021 [1 favorite]


miso made from rice
posted by aniola at 8:18 PM on January 29, 2021


Rice Almanac (~300 page pdf) via Ricepedia.
posted by aniola at 8:22 PM on January 29, 2021


FreeRice.com
Snopes says legit.
posted by aniola at 8:25 PM on January 29, 2021


You can make rice noodles with rice and a small amount of tapioca as the "sticky glue" that allow the result to keep its shape. So it wouldn't hurt to give a pasta machine... or a recipe book with the rice noodle recipe on the top card if someone already gave them a pasta machine.
posted by kschang at 9:21 PM on January 29, 2021


Best answer: What about a pin? A ricebot pin? Stylish and meta!
posted by jadepearl at 11:27 PM on January 29, 2021 [1 favorite]


Best answer: Perhaps a copy of Roger Ebert's unsung paean to the rice cooker: The Pot and How to Use It: The Mystery and Romance of the Rice Cooker. (Here's his essay on the subject.)
posted by fairmettle at 2:57 AM on January 30, 2021 [3 favorites]


Response by poster: Thanks everyone for these brilliant suggestions! Can't wait to see his reaction to this rice-fest!
posted by Lluvia at 11:01 AM on January 30, 2021


Probably a little bit out there for today, but back in the 90's in response to the "Got Milk?" dairy campaign there was the Amazon.com: Got Rice? T-Shirt: Clothing.
posted by zengargoyle at 4:32 AM on January 31, 2021


Is he getting a birthday cake? Perhaps it needs rice paper decorations on it!
posted by ManyLeggedCreature at 2:39 AM on February 1, 2021


Rice wine? Eye pillow with rice? Rice molds for adorable lunches? Do you like sushi? If so, sushi rice and accoutrements would be so awesome!
posted by zibra at 7:01 AM on February 1, 2021


One more idea: a collection of different types of rice:

* regular Jasmine "Asian" rice
* India Bhasmati rice
* sticky rice
* black rice
* wild rice
* brown rice

Goes great with the recipe book idea above.
posted by kschang at 12:56 PM on February 1, 2021


You might get rice bowls. Handy for both eating rice and anything else in a small portion.
posted by Margalo Epps at 7:40 PM on February 2, 2021


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