Comments on: Cartoons of Jesus and Santa, methed and barebackin'

Question: Cartoons of Jesus and Santa, methed and barebackin'

peewee — Wed, 15 Mar 2006 11:55:48 -0800

The most obscene and offensive gift wrapping paper imaginable. Where can I get some?

I'm doing up a really special gift for a great friend of mine and I believe some jaw-dropping gift wrap is in order. Where do I get it online? I've googled, but apparently my search terms aren't up to snuff, because while I get all sorts of websites with *wild* images for sale, none of them are printed on wrapping paper! Any ideas?

By: nomad

nomad — Wed, 15 Mar 2006 12:00:49 -0800

googling for "offensive wrapping paper" (in quotes) turned up this

By: essexjan

essexjan — Wed, 15 Mar 2006 12:01:47 -0800

Wrap hell?

By: apple scruff

apple scruff — Wed, 15 Mar 2006 12:02:10 -0800

T-Shirt Hell

By: meerkatty

meerkatty — Wed, 15 Mar 2006 12:02:28 -0800

Something like this?

By: BSummers

BSummers — Wed, 15 Mar 2006 12:02:44 -0800

i was going to say wraphell from tshirthell also...

By: nomad

nomad — Wed, 15 Mar 2006 12:02:50 -0800

copycat

By: TheFeatheredMullet

TheFeatheredMullet — Wed, 15 Mar 2006 12:04:09 -0800

Why not just wrap it in gay porn?

By: MrMustard

MrMustard — Wed, 15 Mar 2006 12:04:18 -0800

This is just raunchy, rather than offensive I'm afraid.

On preview: This is a bit lame.

By: TheFeatheredMullet

TheFeatheredMullet — Wed, 15 Mar 2006 12:04:41 -0800

I guess straight porn would be offensive too.... ;)

By: onhazier

onhazier — Wed, 15 Mar 2006 12:05:37 -0800

Archie McPhee's is a great place for all things tacky. I doubt these will fill your offensive criteria, but it is worth a look. Their creepy clown wrapping paper is bizarre. Who doesn't want their gift wrapped in bacon or Jesus? Just search on "gift wrap" and see what comes up.

By: rokabiri

rokabiri — Wed, 15 Mar 2006 12:06:36 -0800

Or this?

By: sonofsamiam

sonofsamiam — Wed, 15 Mar 2006 12:20:06 -0800

hentai on newsprint could be nastier and cheaper than photo-porn.

By: junesix

junesix — Wed, 15 Mar 2006 12:25:38 -0800

I wrap gifts in magazine pages after removing the staples. Pick an offensive publication and apply with liberal amounts of scotch tape. It also saves the trouble of having tons of different wrapping paper that you'll never use again.

By: Gator

Gator — Wed, 15 Mar 2006 12:53:10 -0800

There are lots of dicks on this page (and hey, Santa too).

By: Gator

Gator — Wed, 15 Mar 2006 12:54:31 -0800

Googling "wrapping paper" x-rated brings up many alternatives as well.

By: alms

alms — Wed, 15 Mar 2006 13:54:22 -0800

I have given people gifts wrapped in toilet paper that I covered with brown stains. They were suitably offended, and only actually touched the gift once I assured them that the stains were not real. Needless to say, this is among the least expensive offensive options.

By: rob511

rob511 — Wed, 15 Mar 2006 14:07:09 -0800

Not sure what ~~floats~~ sinks your boat, so follow alms' DIY lead: Google for the nastiest images conceivable, and print your own. (If you're especially proficient, insert recipient's face into your porny party pic.)

By: luneray

luneray — Wed, 15 Mar 2006 14:17:38 -0800

It would really depend on what the recipient considers "obscene". Several years ago, I wrapped my family's Christmas presents in Hannukah paper (it was so pretty! And the only other paper available at the shop had images of He-Man, Master of the Universe on it).

They still bring it up. Not in a good way. I really hadn't intended to press the boundaries of my family's tolerance/sacred traditions, but apparently, they had extremely strong opinions about Christmas paper design. I guess I should have chosen the He-Man wrapping paper.

By: Incharitable Dog

Incharitable Dog — Thu, 16 Mar 2006 01:10:11 -0800

I once stole a roll of biohazard tape from a lab I worked in, and wrapped people's Christmas gifts in brown paper sealed with biohazard tape.
Most people saw the funny side, but I wouldn't advise sending anything like that in the post - I had to mail one of the gifts, and when the outer wrapping tore, it led to some awkward questions...