How do I find a lawyer joke?

February 22, 2006 9:04 AM

There was a thing going around the net last year, a list of when and how lawyers bill in the billable hours practice. $100 for thinking about your case while on the golf course, etc. Does anyone remember this or know how I'd find it again?
posted by onegreeneye to Law & Government (1 answer total)

I did a little googling. Didn't find a list-style joke, but I did find this, which I thought was along the same lines (and funny):

A client who felt his legal bill was too high asked his lawyer to itemize costs. The statement included this item:

"Was walking down the street and saw you on the other side. Walked to the corner to cross at the light, crossed the street and walked quickly to catch up with you. Got close and saw it wasn't you. - $50.00."
posted by skryche at 9:36 AM on February 22, 2006