Name for a sex ed class for 9th-12th graders
July 9, 2018 11:14 AM   Subscribe

Please help me name this sex ed class for 9th-12th graders.

The organization I work for is presenting a general sex ed session. Here is the description:

Join our educators for an afternoon of real talk about teen health, safety, social life and relationships. All 9th-12th graders are invited for food, fun, gifts and gab. We'll cover anatomy and physiology, healthy relationships, sexually transmitted infections, and protection methods.

We are collectively stumped for a title. It needs to appeal somewhat to teens (so we're avoiding words like "safe") but can't be too raunchy (so we wisely shot down "Come again?").

Hilariously, we're very much in the sex ed business, but this is a unique, one-off hybrid of several curricula we're already trained in that ship, of course, with their own awesome titles.

Help? Thanks!
posted by 2or3whiskeysodas to Education (26 answers total) 1 user marked this as a favorite

 
"Things you don't want to ask your parents"
"Operation: Avoid Awkward Convo with the Parents"
posted by PuppetMcSockerson at 11:20 AM on July 9, 2018 [6 favorites]


"Parts is parts."
posted by Rob Rockets at 11:20 AM on July 9, 2018 [2 favorites]


Okay, this is totally left field, but I'd call it Bursanby's Speakeasy. (Birds and bees, see.)

And it'd be 1920s themed. All the welcome signs in art deco. If you do slides for presentations, set some of them up like silent movie cards. Punch and snacks in faux crystal bowls. People can dress up, maybe?
posted by mochapickle at 11:21 AM on July 9, 2018


"Just Do It-- Right"
posted by The otter lady at 11:22 AM on July 9, 2018


"Finding Universal Coupling Kindness"
posted by The otter lady at 11:42 AM on July 9, 2018 [1 favorite]


Nothing an adult does ever seems cool to a teenager. Just call it what it is in friendly terms.
“Let’s talk about sex”
“Getting started: Sex 101 for teenagers”
“Body talk: Practical Sexual Health Education for High Schoolers”
posted by samthemander at 11:43 AM on July 9, 2018 [24 favorites]


Let’s Get Embarrassed!
posted by chesty_a_arthur at 11:43 AM on July 9, 2018 [2 favorites]


The Human Reproductive System: A 2018 Owner's Manual
posted by NoraCharles at 11:43 AM on July 9, 2018 [7 favorites]


"An afternoon of Real Talk"
posted by Jacob G at 11:44 AM on July 9, 2018 [1 favorite]


Can you just call it Sex? That sells.
posted by veggieboy at 11:46 AM on July 9, 2018


Sex IRL
posted by kate4914 at 11:56 AM on July 9, 2018 [22 favorites]


Your Body: the Owner's Guide
posted by Lunaloon at 11:58 AM on July 9, 2018


Just use eggplant and taco emoji's.
posted by trbrts at 12:08 PM on July 9, 2018 [8 favorites]


The Ins and Outs of Innies and Outies?
posted by notsnot at 12:11 PM on July 9, 2018


My daughter is in your target demographic and of the suggestions so far she thinks Puppet McSockerson's and Sex IRL are the best. (Though she says IRL is sort of dead and mostly only used by old people.)
posted by Redstart at 12:17 PM on July 9, 2018 [7 favorites]


Ready to Get Down? (Also as a frequent panel member at events like this, if you aren't already doing it, a mandatory, as in everyone has to write *something* anonomous question box is THE BEST for actually giving the youths the info they want and helps guide the discussion, they will never ask their real questions out loud)
posted by Sweetchrysanthemum at 12:18 PM on July 9, 2018 [5 favorites]


About Sex
posted by jamjam at 12:34 PM on July 9, 2018


How Sex Works: Intermediate Level
posted by cocoagirl at 12:37 PM on July 9, 2018 [1 favorite]


Guide to You-know-what.
posted by bondcliff at 1:18 PM on July 9, 2018


Spilling the Tea on T & A
(1st part is today's slang, 2nd part might be too rauchy but I left it in for inspiration)
posted by PeaPod at 1:29 PM on July 9, 2018


Sex and Relationships
Sexual Health and Relationships

I’d probably try to avoid any clever names for the course and just have it be an upfront mature title. Just like we don’t try to make clever names out of Health and Wellness or Nutrition and Fitness or Math. Or American Lit. Just call it what it is.
posted by Sassyfras at 1:34 PM on July 9, 2018 [8 favorites]


Human Relations
posted by rmless at 4:20 PM on July 9, 2018


Sex Out Loud
posted by mabelstreet at 4:25 PM on July 9, 2018


Human Fusion?
posted by tomboko at 7:31 PM on July 9, 2018


Subtitle: You know about Netflix, let us teach you about Chill.
posted by Night_owl at 8:57 PM on July 9, 2018 [3 favorites]


Anything with "sex" in the title will appeal to teens who want to know about sex. I agree with the idea to avoid cutesy or trendy names; you don't want the kids to be unwilling to talk about what they learned three years from now because the name of the class was a joke.

* Real Sex Info
* Bodies, Sex, Relationships
* Sex and Your Health

or the already mentioned "How Sex Works" or "Sexual Health and Relationships ."
posted by ErisLordFreedom at 12:52 AM on July 10, 2018


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