What should the beer cart be called?

September 23, 2017 3:36 PM

There is a cart that delivers beer to employees in an office. What should this cart be called? Puns appreciated.
posted by morninj to Grab Bag (51 answers total)

Beer Hall Push
posted by Jacen at 3:42 PM on September 23, 2017 [13 favorites]

Bart.
posted by redsparkler at 3:45 PM on September 23, 2017 [18 favorites]

Hippity hops.
posted by FencingGal at 3:52 PM on September 23, 2017 [3 favorites]

Beers on Wheels
posted by Grandysaur at 3:52 PM on September 23, 2017 [1 favorite]

Drinking Buggy
Booze Caboose
Beer Trolley
posted by phunniemee at 3:58 PM on September 23, 2017 [1 favorite]

Beer:Thirty
posted by soakimbo at 3:59 PM on September 23, 2017 [3 favorites]

Chug-a-Lug
posted by gyusan at 4:01 PM on September 23, 2017

Bock N' Roll

The Brew Wagon
posted by AppleTurnover at 4:05 PM on September 23, 2017

The Brew Canoe
posted by carmicha at 4:05 PM on September 23, 2017 [4 favorites]

The Malt Shop
posted by carmicha at 4:06 PM on September 23, 2017 [1 favorite]

Brew Bayou ("by you")
posted by carmicha at 4:10 PM on September 23, 2017 [4 favorites]

Ale-Call? Inter-Office Ale? I'm stuck on the ale/mail pun. Beer With Us. Grin and Beer it. Beer and Now. Beers to You.
posted by rodlymight at 4:12 PM on September 23, 2017 [4 favorites]

The Flagon Wagon
posted by carmicha at 4:13 PM on September 23, 2017 [7 favorites]

Ale in a Day's Work
posted by carmicha at 4:13 PM on September 23, 2017 [16 favorites]

The Sud Bus
posted by rhizome at 4:14 PM on September 23, 2017

"A Terrible Idea from a Liability Perspective"
posted by radicalawyer at 4:21 PM on September 23, 2017 [69 favorites]

“Don’t Tell Legal”
posted by Atrahasis at 4:22 PM on September 23, 2017 [13 favorites]

Playing on the office/work theme:

-Work Your Pints Off

-Hop-tional Meeting

And for computer puns:

-Key Lager

-Malt Control Delete
posted by AppleTurnover at 4:23 PM on September 23, 2017 [4 favorites]

Beverage Here
posted by ldenneau at 4:23 PM on September 23, 2017

Beer Carten (like Beer Garden/biergarten?)
posted by fancyoats at 4:23 PM on September 23, 2017 [7 favorites]

Beery McBeerface
posted by multics at 4:25 PM on September 23, 2017 [25 favorites]

critical infrastructure.
how to get a head in business
lager roller
pubmobile or sudsmobile
buzz feed
jolly trolly
john barleycart
posted by Cold Lurkey at 4:30 PM on September 23, 2017 [7 favorites]

Eem Ale Delivery
posted by SquidLips at 4:33 PM on September 23, 2017

The Pilsner Pusher
Working From Foam
Kegulatory Affairs
In Cider Trading
posted by eponym at 4:34 PM on September 23, 2017 [2 favorites]

The Six Packard
posted by carmicha at 4:43 PM on September 23, 2017

Beer Call
posted by TWinbrook8 at 4:51 PM on September 23, 2017

DrinkedIn
posted by eponym at 4:52 PM on September 23, 2017 [6 favorites]

Beery McBeerCart
posted by theora55 at 5:00 PM on September 23, 2017 [3 favorites]

Booze Cruiser
posted by mermayd at 5:06 PM on September 23, 2017

Carter.
posted by AnnaRat at 5:08 PM on September 23, 2017

The Yardarm
Draft Services
HR
posted by condour75 at 5:13 PM on September 23, 2017 [2 favorites]

Officiale Business.
posted by ferret branca at 5:29 PM on September 23, 2017 [1 favorite]

Pour-Wheel Drive
Sip Drive
The Hoppy Machine
posted by eponym at 5:33 PM on September 23, 2017

if you call it the Biercarten, you have to make it a little sign like this , (but with the g made into a c, obviously) and then on it's debut, send around soft pretzels as well.
posted by 5_13_23_42_69_666 at 5:36 PM on September 23, 2017 [11 favorites]

Hops To It!
posted by sevensnowflakes at 5:54 PM on September 23, 2017

The Boss
Motivation Station
The Beermobile
The Caddyshack
The bootleg
posted by Lord Fancy Pants at 6:04 PM on September 23, 2017

The Shandy Rack
posted by rhizome at 6:09 PM on September 23, 2017

+1 for Rodlymight's
Inter-Office Ale
posted by calgirl at 6:14 PM on September 23, 2017 [3 favorites]

"Best. Thing. Ever."
posted by Vaike at 6:43 PM on September 23, 2017 [2 favorites]

The Zymurgy Train
posted by silentbicycle at 6:55 PM on September 23, 2017

Cheers to You
posted by jshort at 7:14 PM on September 23, 2017

I don't drink, but I don't know how anyone can beat calgirl's Inter-Office Ale.
posted by The Wrong Kind of Cheese at 7:27 PM on September 23, 2017 [2 favorites]

The 4 O'Clock Conference Call
posted by mochapickle at 7:35 PM on September 23, 2017 [3 favorites]

5 o'clock somewhere
posted by Calvin and the Duplicators at 7:49 PM on September 23, 2017 [2 favorites]

I really like eponym's DrinkedIn, personally.
posted by I_Love_Bananas at 8:09 PM on September 23, 2017

Exhibit A
posted by jimw at 8:53 PM on September 23, 2017 [1 favorite]

Beer O'Clock Break Cart
posted by bluesky78987 at 2:56 PM on September 24, 2017

The Porter Porter
The Bockscart
(yes, I like dark beers)
posted by adamrice at 3:44 PM on September 24, 2017

"Norm!"
posted by armeowda at 5:06 PM on September 24, 2017

"A momentary lapse of saison"
posted by soylent00FF00 at 6:28 PM on September 24, 2017

You do know we want follow-up, right?
posted by theora55 at 10:45 AM on September 27, 2017 [3 favorites]