What Would Jorah (Mormont) Say?
October 24, 2016 7:45 AM   Subscribe

I am considering going out on Halloween as Ser Jorah Mormont (of Game of Thrones). Part of the appeal is a little bit of character acting. What would Ser Jorah say, after squinting wistfully into the distance, if he misheard what his companion said in a noisy bar and instead responded about: his unrequited mistress, the wars of years past, the habits of Dothraki hordes, etc?

Text, audio clips, as well as videos cued-up to his speech in particular are welcome! Would also like meaty supercuts focusing on his actual dialogue.
posted by tintexas to Society & Culture (5 answers total) 1 user marked this as a favorite
 
Best answer: The first one that comes to mind (probably because heavily featured in trailers that I watched obsessively) is: There is a beast in every man and it stirs when you put a sword in his hand.

Many more (text), assuming you're going for show Jorah.
posted by supercres at 8:08 AM on October 24, 2016


Best answer: Ah, one that is probably super-applicable to many Halloween situations, depending on who you're parting with:

You didn't get much discipline as a child, did you?
posted by supercres at 8:10 AM on October 24, 2016 [1 favorite]


Best answer: Supercut: Jorah Mormont says Khaleesi.

Depending on the audience (you need non-MRA/GG types who have a sense of humor about MRA/GG/Forever Alone tropes) you could play up the Ser FriendZone stuff: "What did she even ever see in Daario? Who wants a man with a purple beard (book)/can't even decide on what face to wear (show) anyways?"

Special bonus: I originally read your request as for Jeor Mormont. You might be able to confuse people by telling them that "It was your only job" is actually the words of House Mormont.
posted by sparklemotion at 12:29 PM on October 24, 2016


Don't forget the agony of greyscale.
posted by soakimbo at 1:28 PM on October 24, 2016 [1 favorite]


Yes, you should absolutely spend a certain amount of time furtively rolling up one yellowed sleeve and glowering at your scaly arm rash.
posted by Strange Interlude at 2:11 PM on October 24, 2016 [2 favorites]


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