Somehow, Googling all Winter holidays does not help...
September 23, 2016 10:12 PM Subscribe
YouTube Filter: Help me remember a (popular?) YouTube video of yesteryear, that I watched in the mid-late 2000s! The video was ripped from a "local" style commercial/infomercial around "the Holidays" (e.g., Christmas, Hanukkah, et cetera). A crazed, totally bald man wished the audience a great [insert every western Winter holiday here]. He spoke in very intense, stilted speech: "MERRY. CHRIST. MAS." At one point, he just sings, "Kwanzaaaaaa!" It ends with him and his family wishing the audience a "Happy Holidays from [whatever business]!" ... He may have ran a car dealership?
For visual reference, I think the man bore a strong resemblance to Kane from the "Command and Conquer" series of video games.
Does this sound familiar to anyone? I've been trying to re-find this bizarre video again for years—I habitually wish at least one person a "MERRY. CHRIST. MAS." every winter as some neurons in my brain lovingly re-fire the memory pattern representing this vexing yuletide greeting.
For visual reference, I think the man bore a strong resemblance to Kane from the "Command and Conquer" series of video games.
Does this sound familiar to anyone? I've been trying to re-find this bizarre video again for years—I habitually wish at least one person a "MERRY. CHRIST. MAS." every winter as some neurons in my brain lovingly re-fire the memory pattern representing this vexing yuletide greeting.
Response by poster: THIS IS MY EARLY HOLIDAY PRESENT.
Thank you, HAPPY HOLIDAYS FROM VERN FONK INSURANCE.
posted by The Sock Puppet Sentience Movement at 10:10 AM on September 24, 2016 [3 favorites]
Thank you, HAPPY HOLIDAYS FROM VERN FONK INSURANCE.
posted by The Sock Puppet Sentience Movement at 10:10 AM on September 24, 2016 [3 favorites]
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Dude. Now I'm gonna be hearing it too all holiday season!
posted by Baethan at 8:01 AM on September 24, 2016 [3 favorites]