Name suggestions please, for this dog with cowlike qualities
November 6, 2015 12:22 PM   Subscribe

This sweet rescue was found wandering the streets of downtown L.A. He is 1.5 years old and moves slowly, and sometimes falls asleep while sitting upright.

He is shy and exudes "cow-like" vibes, according to owner (I'm posting on their behalf). They are having a hard time deciding on a name (in the running: Conan, Waiwai, Cowboy), so I offered to consult the internet for them.

Thanks Mefi!
posted by taupe to Pets & Animals (63 answers total) 1 user marked this as a favorite
 
Moo-se.
posted by humboldt32 at 12:23 PM on November 6, 2015 [1 favorite]


Lactose the Wonderdog
posted by bondcliff at 12:25 PM on November 6, 2015 [1 favorite]


Ferdinand seems to be the obvious answer. Marguerite if you don't care about Gender.

'Round here most of the cows are of the Montbeliard type, so I might go with Monty.
posted by ohio at 12:29 PM on November 6, 2015 [24 favorites]


Tralfaz
posted by briank at 12:29 PM on November 6, 2015 [1 favorite]


That right there is a Hinterwald if I've ever seen one. (Hint for short?)
posted by Mayor West at 12:31 PM on November 6, 2015 [1 favorite]


Aw, sweet baby. I think his name is Molasses. Slow, sweet, brown...
posted by cecic at 12:33 PM on November 6, 2015 [5 favorites]


Norman? Normande is a brown and white breed of dairy cattle that is noted for its mild disposition.
posted by Beti at 12:40 PM on November 6, 2015 [3 favorites]


Bo (as in bovine).
posted by Sassyfras at 12:41 PM on November 6, 2015 [12 favorites]


Little Dogie.
posted by likeso at 12:42 PM on November 6, 2015 [2 favorites]


That dog's name is Freckles.
posted by bookmammal at 12:42 PM on November 6, 2015 [5 favorites]


Deary.
posted by BigHeartedGuy at 12:43 PM on November 6, 2015


Pecos Bill
posted by ChuraChura at 12:44 PM on November 6, 2015 [3 favorites]


skippy.
posted by koroshiya at 12:45 PM on November 6, 2015


I think his name is Molasses.

Moolasses, rather (or more accurate, moo-lad).

If he's interested in plants, like cows, call him Theophrastus
posted by Namlit at 12:45 PM on November 6, 2015 [2 favorites]


Hereford

China Shop Charlie
posted by Jane the Brown at 12:48 PM on November 6, 2015


Ferdinand, obviously.
posted by northernish at 12:48 PM on November 6, 2015 [3 favorites]


"Clarus" or "Dogcow", after Apple's famous Clarus the Dogcow.
Also "Moof" (the sound a dogcow makes) would be another option.
posted by w0mbat at 12:49 PM on November 6, 2015 [11 favorites]


Moo.

Moo the dog.
posted by amtho at 12:50 PM on November 6, 2015 [10 favorites]


Guernsey (the coloring isn't a bad match).
posted by Emperor SnooKloze at 12:51 PM on November 6, 2015


He looks like he's got some red heeler in there, also called an Australian Cattle Dog (cow-dogs). The convention is to give them Aussie-related names, something like Jack (for jackaroo), Foster (Australian for medicore beer), and Boomer (for boomerang).
posted by answergrape at 12:53 PM on November 6, 2015


Tipp! (Cow-like, sometimes falls over... it wrote itself)
posted by widdershins at 12:59 PM on November 6, 2015 [3 favorites]


That boy's name is Angus. Gus, for short.
posted by peakcomm at 1:00 PM on November 6, 2015 [3 favorites]


Freckles. I'm sorry, but that dog is Freckles!!
posted by acm at 1:08 PM on November 6, 2015 [2 favorites]


Not cow related but that dog is either Banjo or Floyd.
posted by fluffy battle kitten at 1:09 PM on November 6, 2015 [1 favorite]


Jersey!
posted by floweredfish at 1:26 PM on November 6, 2015 [1 favorite]


He looks like an Arlo to me.
posted by tomjoadsghost at 1:28 PM on November 6, 2015


Wagyu, as in the beef. Of course the "Wag" part is appropriate for a dog as well.
posted by SteveInMaine at 1:31 PM on November 6, 2015 [3 favorites]


Ritz, because he looks like Florida cracker cattle
posted by SugarAndSass at 1:40 PM on November 6, 2015


Jersey Boy.
posted by effluvia at 1:49 PM on November 6, 2015


Holst, short for Holstein?
posted by en forme de poire at 1:58 PM on November 6, 2015 [1 favorite]


Angus!
posted by peripathetic at 2:07 PM on November 6, 2015 [5 favorites]


little moo
posted by poffin boffin at 2:20 PM on November 6, 2015


Cowser
posted by bricoleur at 2:33 PM on November 6, 2015


Came to suggest Banjo, but got beaten to the punch. Named after a famous Australian poet who wrote a lot of poems about the Australian equivalent of cowboys, stockmen.

With the Cattle seemed appropriate as it's about taking starving cows & saving them by herding them to greener pastures & coming home.
posted by wwax at 2:35 PM on November 6, 2015


Why Hank the Cow Dog, of course!
posted by haunted by Leonard Cohen at 2:44 PM on November 6, 2015


Leroy
posted by kaspen at 2:45 PM on November 6, 2015


Cooper.
posted by shiny blue object at 3:06 PM on November 6, 2015


Daisy! Gender normative pet names are sooo 20th century
posted by Fimbaz at 3:09 PM on November 6, 2015 [1 favorite]


Bó is cow in Irish. They can spell it Beau if they like. But to be honest I think he's called Benjamin.
posted by billiebee at 3:14 PM on November 6, 2015


Bossie is a classic cow name.
posted by contraption at 3:19 PM on November 6, 2015


humboldt32: "Moo-se."

Huh. Before even looking at the comments, I thought "Moose" (although without the "moo" pun even though it was right there). He just has a Moose-y quality, I think.
posted by mhum at 4:17 PM on November 6, 2015


Borden!
posted by daisyace at 4:21 PM on November 6, 2015 [1 favorite]


The Ruminator
posted by Kabanos at 4:25 PM on November 6, 2015


Cud
posted by Kabanos at 4:25 PM on November 6, 2015


This is very nerdy and obscure, but you could go with Clarus, the "dogcow" that used to appear on the Mac print dialog years ago.
posted by O9scar at 4:29 PM on November 6, 2015 [3 favorites]


Can you wait a few weeks to name him if you want a name that captures his personality? I say that only because his shyness is probably a result of the trauma he's undergone rather than his permanent personality. You won't know for a few weeks what he's really like.
posted by zug at 4:40 PM on November 6, 2015 [1 favorite]


Several people have beaten me to the Clarus suggestion, but yes, Virginia, there is a dogcow.

And Clarus the dogcow says "Moof".
posted by Nerd of the North at 4:53 PM on November 6, 2015 [2 favorites]


The woman's name "Leah" supposedly comes from "Littu", Akkadian for "cow", with the cuneiform character being "𒀖" - if you have a cuneiform font installed that actually looks like a cow's head.

The term "cow" used for a person didn't originally have the connotation it does today, but was rather complementary back when everyone was recently descended from nomadic pastoralists. See this Akkadian prayer, The Exaltation of Inanna, wherein a priestess refers to a goddess as "My driven, divine, wild cow!"
posted by XMLicious at 5:19 PM on November 6, 2015 [1 favorite]


The term "cow" used for a person didn't originally have the connotation it does today...

True. In the US it seems to mean "fat ugly woman" and is very offensive, whereas in the UK it has a much more nuanced meaning, sort of grumpy or even just vaguely unfortunate woman, E.G. "the poor cow missed her bus and had to walk home".
posted by w0mbat at 5:30 PM on November 6, 2015


Moondog

Alien

Alf
posted by mannequito at 5:33 PM on November 6, 2015


Butter. That's definitely a butter.
posted by danielle the bee at 6:47 PM on November 6, 2015


(I've already marked my favorites in the thread. That dog is ADORABLE. Good on your friends for rescuing him.)
posted by vignettist at 7:15 PM on November 6, 2015


Came in to say Moo. Moo is also a good middle name, I have a friend with a dog she calls Teddy Moo. Very sweet.
posted by BoscosMom at 7:47 PM on November 6, 2015 [1 favorite]


Meese. Like, the plural of moose.
posted by Ragini at 9:03 PM on November 6, 2015


I like Ferdinand. He's very cute, by the way!
posted by hurdy gurdy girl at 9:07 PM on November 6, 2015


Dexter! Dexter are the littlest breed of cattle!
posted by peanut butter milkshake at 11:07 PM on November 6, 2015 [2 favorites]


Tralfaz
posted by Rob Rockets at 11:41 PM on November 6, 2015


Willie
posted by banjonaut at 5:23 AM on November 7, 2015


He looks like a Fergus to me.
posted by miratime at 8:27 AM on November 7, 2015


Lucky
posted by mon-ma-tron at 10:39 AM on November 7, 2015


He is shy and exudes "cow-like" vibes,

Coward?
posted by Namlit at 12:35 PM on November 7, 2015


I'm definitely getting a "Chester" vibe from that pup.
posted by palmcorder_yajna at 3:25 PM on November 7, 2015


Though I could also see him as a "Norbert.'
posted by palmcorder_yajna at 3:25 PM on November 7, 2015


« Older Systematic social media following/archiving   |   Blogging platform for interaction/identity... Newer »
This thread is closed to new comments.