My car, she is missing.
November 17, 2005 12:27 AM Subscribe
So my car was stolen last night from outside of my work. The police are confident that -- considering the age, make and condition -- it will turn up in anywhere from a few days to a week.
My insurance company is a mom and pop operation so I cannot contact them until morning. I will be out of the country (literally) from the 18th through the 25th and can only hope that my car shows up before I get back.
So what do I do now? I feel like I'm in some sort of automobile-limbo.
posted by nathan_teske to law & government (8 answers total)
My car was stolen in Boston, right from under the church I parked in front of. It was a 25 year-old piece of shit Toyota. I couldn't understand it at first--I mean, who goes joyriding in a piece of shit that barely makes 60mph. on the highway? I can just see Hombre Pimpo cruising down the street to pick up his baby, pulling up to her house, trying to honk the (broken) horn, getting out and then trying to pry the door open for her, only to realize you have to open it from the inside. "Hey baby, let's roll!"
I first thought it had been towed. These things happen in Boston all-too-frequently, but after the third desparate phone inquiry, the nice lady at the city tow-lot told me, "Sir, your car's obviously been stolen, please call the police or a friend, or basically anyone but us."
So I called the police, described what happened ("Welp, it done gone missin'!") and they told me the same thing: expect to see it again in a week or two.
What they didn't tell me was that it would be found sitting on its wheel hubs, completely stripped. They didn't even bother to put it on cement blocks. It was just sitting there parked in front of a meter looking like a low-rider.
With three parking tickets on the windshield. Fucking ha-ha.
So anyway, what you do is, fill out a stolen vehicle form at the police department, then call up your insurance company in the morning. Don't worry, these things happen. Start looking for a new car. That's about it. Drown your sorrows if you like... at least you won't have to worry about getting a DUI.
posted by Civil_Disobedient at 1:05 AM on November 17, 2005