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Classic gross-out stories of the internet?
September 4, 2014 7:15 PM   Subscribe

Does anybody else remember Anal Fissure Bob? The Worm Within? What about the B3TA QOTW? For whatever reason, I am in the mood for More Of This Sort Of Thing.

What are some of the classics of the canon of Internet Grossoutery, in text format? I don't mean 4chan greentext nonsense, I mean the stuff we were all reading in the early oughties, which was both horrific and hilarious. Any recommended repositories?
posted by turbid dahlia to Computers & Internet (14 answers total) 15 users marked this as a favorite
 
"I told u I was hardcore." -- ripper

...may qualify.
posted by rhizome at 7:26 PM on September 4


rhizome, that is certainly grim but not exactly what I'm looking for - I'm thinking more "true confessions"-style stuff.
posted by turbid dahlia at 7:30 PM on September 4


I've never forgotten this tale of an Attempt to Stuff Gerbil into Rat. (The Rat in question is human.)
posted by asperity at 7:43 PM on September 4


all of pludie
posted by asockpuppet at 7:49 PM on September 4


Many of these were collected from Alt.tasteless. So that.
posted by rr at 8:20 PM on September 4 [1 favorite]


So help me I don't know why I remember that the Olestra story was on Zug. It was gross.
posted by clavicle at 8:51 PM on September 4


Reddit should help.
posted by MinusCelsius at 8:58 PM on September 4


Jed, the world's shittiest roommate?
posted by namewithoutwords at 9:02 PM on September 4


The Ryan's Steakhouse Story will stick with you, so to speak.
posted by usonian at 9:07 PM on September 4 [4 favorites]


Yeah baby now we're cookin'
posted by turbid dahlia at 9:20 PM on September 4


I have your winner right here.
posted by empath at 9:41 PM on September 4 [2 favorites]


dammit I was ready to win this thread with the cum box but minus Celsius got there first.
posted by jayder at 5:50 AM on September 5


Do the stories necessarily have to be true? 'Cause I feel like Snopes has lots of gross-out stuff. (I'm scarred for life by that lobster "pregnancy" one ... bleagh.)
posted by mon-ma-tron at 3:28 PM on September 5


Have you ever read Dogs In Elk ?
posted by Sublimity at 3:37 PM on September 5 [1 favorite]


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