July 22, 2014 7:14 PM Subscribe
It is hot and I sweat. No, I POUR sweat from my head and it is quite embarrassing in public. Are there ways to deal with excessive head sweating aside from hiding in my house splayed in front of the my lone fan?
It comes and goes in some magical order only it knows. I can be fine one minute and the next my hair is soaked. I have sweated out hair dye in six hours (clown purple!). It messes up any hair style I have had so when summer comes I basically shave most of it off and try to rock the dyke genderqueer look but it isn't always appropriate and dammit I would like to be able to have long hair at least one year. Add in it pouring down my face and making me feel dirty and oily and I start to loathe the sun.
Are there ways to prevent this? Mitigate it? Help me look vaguely put together instead of a beached sunburnt whale dripping from the ocean?
Hats seem to make it worse and enhance my comically large head (which you can't notice but if I put on a hat is all you notice).
Am I doomed to just be that sweaty person at every occasion? Do I invest in a spray bottle with a fan attached like my elderly aunt?