Super hip coffee places
July 17, 2014 1:14 PM Subscribe
What are the hippest (to the point of painfully hip) coffee shops that you know in DC?
Pretty much what it says on the cover. I'm looking for painfully hipster/pretentious coffee shops: vintage light bulbs/vintage everything, coffee drinks with foreign names, a plethora of Macbook users, carefully curated selection of old leather books as decoration, coffee that is carefully hand-brewed by star-crossed lovers, etc. If it's so hip it tips over into comedy/parody, all the better.
As long as the coffee isn't flat-out dreadful the actual coffee quality or variety is not so important for the purposes of this question.
Looking for things within the District or very close-in and Metro-accessible.