Jokes for my 7-year old's repertoire?
June 6, 2014 9:20 AM Subscribe
I'm looking for jokes my 7-year old son can tell at, say, a dinner party, which are made particularly funny by the fact of being told by a child.
posted by Dragonness to Sports, Hobbies, & Recreation (55 answers total) 63 users marked this as a favorite
I recently taught him this one
Two whales walk into a bar. The bartender asks what they're having. The first whale says "mmmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh". The second whale turns to him and says, "Go home, Ted, you're drunk."
He loves that he can really get into the whale impersonation, so anything involving animals is probably good.