The sheets... they float
June 5, 2014 12:28 PM Subscribe
My partner, for the lack of a better term, is a "squirter". NSFW details inside.
posted by anonymous to Human Relations (21 answers total) 10 users marked this as a favorite
I don't even know how to phrase this, so I'll jump right in. My girlfriend enjoys deep vaginal penetration -- really deep -- along with g spot stimulation. I enjoy it too, so we're good there. We're monogamous, tested and comfortable exchanging all sorts of fluids.
The hitch is, she seems filled, and I mean *filled*, with some bottomless reservoir of unknowable liquid and we are shredding bedding.
We had a stash of those hospital absorbent pad things, but they don't last forever. Beach towels are vanishing quickly and we just can't afford to buy any more sheets or mattress pads. We have adolescents around so can't fully rubberize the bed or do anything too radical. I'm at a loss, and was wondering if anyone had any thoughts about possibly reducing the fluid output while maintaining the full orgasmic goodness of that explosive release? Does that even make sense?